Uber Contest: Name my Puppy (934 hits)
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Submitted by Affinity (View user info) at 2005-04-18 12:16:13 EDT
I am getting this puppy (See pic below) from a friend whose monster just had a litter.
It is full blood English Craphound. It is only a 1 1/2 weeks old, so I have to wait a while before I can bring it home.
I am at a loss for a creative name. The only thing I came up wiht was 'Exposed brain' because of the exposed brain.
I am interested to see what everyone can come up with.
Contest will last a week...ending next Saturday at midnight, Tea Time.
User Reviews
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-07 17:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed the fucking nose.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"My girlfriend" ???
Do we have a winner?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-07 16:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sipshit Pedophile
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-05-28 13:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Craphound? HAHA
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-05-28 13:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Oh fucking fuck I can't stop laughing, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen
I think I need some sleep
Oh god it's a mutant
Hahahahhahahahahahahahha
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-05-28 12:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
zaphod beeblebrox?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*barf*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Awww, look at the liddle, widdle, iddy, widdy puppy..
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
After I used an aerosol can and a lit match I would call it:
Burnt up and Dead som-n r other.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dinner.
Now knock it off with this shit.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Adamdidit2u
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
poke yourself in the eyeball with a dirty spork!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mom?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 13:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
PS. Dipshit.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-18 13:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fartswell
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-04-18 13:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cocknose
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 13:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another animal related post :-
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/64494
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64494
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:57:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was so gonna rip you for this but the front feet made me laugh.
Dickhead.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I see you, where's this puppy you're talking about?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Steve
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:39:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so far my favourite names are:
'NSFW' and 'Toolbag'
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Toolbag
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NSFW!
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BART!!! please put NSFW on this post
BART!!! do my bidding
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That puppy has a long ding dong.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Milo
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so my puppy has a cock. All male puppies have cocks.
Oh well, sorry about that
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NSFW = not safe for work.
Submitted by choc_bongo (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's so cute - with such pretty orange eyes - how about Zoltan ?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny pic.
However, there seems to be a large cock attached to your puppy's nose.
Large Cock = NSFW
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh! you think it's a cock.
WRONG, it's a snake in a sweater
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Snugglemuffin!
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why, what is NSFW?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that orangidog has a dickfor on its nose.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have to disqualify you for NSFW
Clear History
Clear Cache
Dammit
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The Primate Stain"
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was all ready to go 'FUCK YOU NEGRO'
but i was pleasently surprised by what appears to be a picture of Schlongy.
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why would you ask uber to name your puppy and then post a camwhore?
funny though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A phallic mandrill...how...special.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just spit my coffee all over my computer monitor.
This is fucking hilarious!!!!!
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
bart.