Where's the respect? (1121 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.65 on 46 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2005-04-18 12:19:32 EDT
It was a beautiful sunny day. The ground was cold as I lay having a mid afternoon nap leaving all the troubles of the world behind.
Although the ground was cold, the mid afternoon Sun was burning brightly enough to keep me warm and snug as I enjoyed my carefree repose.
Earlier in the day I had been out hunting, one of my regular daily activities. I had been down at the water, looking for some nice juicy fish, or perhaps a nice blubbery seal, to satisfy my insatiable appetite. The water was cool as usual and there was nothing around but pesky little Penguins intent on destroying an opportunity I had for a successful hunt.
I let out a roar that was loud enough to wake the dead. The Penguin leader gave me a look as if to say "Make as much noise as you want Dick, we run this place and there is nothing you can do about it."
I picked up a big piece of ice off the ground nearby and hurled it in the direction of the annoying Penguin congregation. The Penguins scattered like ants when they saw the projectile coming and spread out in a menacing line waiting to see what my next move would be. I let out another bellowing roar, this one even louder than the first trying to frighten the Penguins into submission, however they continued to stand defiantly as one.
Having lost all resolve, I decided to head back to my comfortable little sanctuary in the Sun and sleep it off, intending to try and hunt a decent meal later on when the Penguins had moved on.
It wasn't until the headache had dissipated and my vision returned that I realized what had happened, and vowed to have my revenge.
Fucking bastard Penguins...........
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glorious.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-22 16:49:02 EDT (#)
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That was a retaliatory rating, COM.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-22 14:36:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:24:32 (#)
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NSFW FUCKWIT!
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huh?
where do YOU work?
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-04-22 14:24:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:36:05 (#)
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Goodness me, that penguin has a handbag!
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-09-18 07:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto plus two for anything penguin related
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-09-18 07:15:50 EDT (#)
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haha, penguins!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-08-24 15:36:05 EDT (#)
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Goodness me, that penguin has a handbag!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just, beautiful
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-08-24 10:58:44 EDT (#)
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Beautiful
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-20 14:58:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-06-20 11:31:30 EDT (#)
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Here, suck on this, I hope you choke & die you fucktard. Do you like GETTING -2'd as much as you like dishing 'em out? Cry for me you big useless baby, I love it.
Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW FUCKWIT!
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As a man who loves penguins, I cannot help but love this post
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love penguins... they kickass... or rather they would, if their legs were long enough.
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha Ha Ha. That shit was funny!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:12:55 EDT (#)
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I guess that solves the mystery of how penguins entertain themselves on the vast wasteland of the polar ice cap.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-04-19 01:42:28 EDT (#)
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Cute.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-19 00:12:29 EDT (#)
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'TAH's! Wooooooooo!! Whittaker wins! Stupid Brumbies. Fucked off Nucifora after winning the Super 12's 'cause they didn't like him and the very next season that twat Fisher has them looking like missing the semi's for the first time ever. If they keep this up they just might pip the Reds for the "Stupid, Stupidheads" award. Penquins can be such cunts.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-19 00:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well written. but not funny.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:41:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 17:31:02 EDT (#)
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Well, it's better than almost every single WhatTheHell post...and God knows that fatass posts two pieces of shit a day.
Still not quite up to Shlongy Post status though.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-04-18 17:11:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:53:31 (#)
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funny
penguins and polar bears live at opposite poles though
That was my first though to. but maybe it was a zoo. WHere all the animals play songs while dancing to ricky martin.
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You mean to tell me that theres not 1 goddamn penguin at the same pole as a polar bear? You've got to be joking.
Submitted by blank_mind (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
funny
penguins and polar bears live at opposite poles though
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:47:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:34:53 EDT (#)
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that's what you get when you mess with penguins...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:02:37 EDT (#)
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oh
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:52:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:44:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
whatcha mean dude? I actually enjoyed this.
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I wasn't referring to you. I was referring to the retardedX.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:47:24 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whatcha mean dude? I actually enjoyed this.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can feel a -2 coming on from one of the resident cock smoking retards! (you know who you are)
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:27:44 EDT (#)
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Penguins are evil
Pure, concentrated, chicken flavored evil.
Submitted by Sarcasticus (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:25:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-04-18 13:34:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by boomslang (user info) at 2005-04-18 13:27:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-18 13:07:38 EDT (#)
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This post has been closed down due to a BUTT PLUG invasion.
HAHAH!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:53:58 EDT (#)
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Ha ah. This is great. I love the purse. I wonder if it's Coach?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:45:22 EDT (#)
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On second thought....
GO HERE NOW ..... http://www.ubersite.com/m/64497
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:36:39 EDT (#)
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I will go ahead and also make my submission for your Linkwhore Central post.
No more will this post regard bastard penguins, but links to much more enjoyable posts.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64470
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:34:30 EDT (#)
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Speaking of fucking penguins http://www.ubersite.com/m/61670
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:34:05 EDT (#)
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LINKWHORE
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64485
BAM!!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:30:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:29:04 EDT (#)
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Bahahahaha...the one in the back has a purse!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:28:14 EDT (#)
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You are retarded.
But this was mildly funny, so here's your +2 fuckface.
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-18 12:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not bad for marsupial fucker.
Do you snowball marsupials, also?