What is with all the goddam Australians? (2536 hits)
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Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2005-04-18 14:17:31 EDT
(note, this rant does not not apply to Circe, because she is cool, and oldbie, and female)
Where are all these fucking Australians coming from? Are they like some kind of cicadas that emerge from the ground, to start braying and squawking everywhere? Isn't there some kind of pest-spray we can spray around here to weed them out?
Did Australia have some kind of mass exodus from the mental hospitals, so that they could all come here and post?
We don't care about John Howard, or abos, or St. Kilda's chances in the AFL, or any of that shit.
Yes, apparently according to all the poofters around here Australia hates us now, well guess what, WE DON'T FUCKING CARE.
We've only put up with you lot because you've been a fairly amusing drunkard to have around, but you Aussies have gotten past the 'amusing and funny' drunken stage, to the 'whiny and introspective' drunken stage.
America has people to kill and profits to be made, so unless you want to get overrun by Chinks in the next 50 years, you better get your fucking shit together and quit being a bunch of whiny assholes.
And get a new flag for fuck's sake, what is that white stuff all over it, it looks like someone spooged all over the place...
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-02-27 04:30:02 EST (#)
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And this had a negative rating!?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:56:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:37:01 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-25 12:12:57 (#)
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What I love about this post is that only ONE person got it, and he happens to be Australian as well!
(thorpe)
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If you REALLY believe that, you are even dumber than I initially thought.
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If by "getting it" he meant -2ing it a couple of times and thinking it wasn't particularly funny, he's got a point.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-11 09:37:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-25 12:12:57 (#)
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What I love about this post is that only ONE person got it, and he happens to be Australian as well!
(thorpe)
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If you REALLY believe that, you are even dumber than I initially thought.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-29 14:13:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-03 19:24:44 EDT (#)
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alright, just keep Williamson and Thorpe, and throw the rest off Ayers Rock, I'll settle for that...
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-25 12:30:52 EDT (#)
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All Australians do is drink Fosters and throw boomerangs at kangaroos while saying "G'day, mate!"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-25 12:12:57 EDT (#)
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What I love about this post is that only ONE person got it, and he happens to be Australian as well!
(thorpe)
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:46:24 EDT (#)
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Heheheh.. awwwwww.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:35:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrMantis (user info) at 2005-04-22 07:38:46 (#)
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Very bad post. The anti American posts on this site are fueled by attitudes like yours. Yes you are right, apparently the Australians dont like you, no country likes you, none. Your country is the most hated in the world.
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Submitted by MrMantis (user info) at 2005-04-22 07:38:46 EDT (#)
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Very bad post. The anti American posts on this site are fueled by attitudes like yours. Yes you are right, apparently the Australians dont like you, no country likes you, none. Your country is the most hated in the world.
Submitted by Viper_04 (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:13:46 EDT (#)
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I hope you die from excessive bleeding to the eyes, ears and nose
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:27:33 EDT (#)
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I hate America, and don't particularly mind Australia, so, -2 for you, Jack-Off.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-20 19:29:36 EDT (#)
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Crocodile wrestling bastards.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-20 19:20:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-20 16:04:36 (#)
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JohnyX and Sfagcum should hug and engage in gay sex. Nothing better than some prostate titillating to settle a dispute eh?
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better yet, why don't you join us Caul - I'll let you be Lucky Pierre, you know, the 'Dijon mustard' in our 'manwich'?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-20 16:04:36 EDT (#)
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JohnyX and Sfagcum should hug and engage in gay sex. Nothing better than some prostate titillating to settle a dispute eh?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:58:19 EDT (#)
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"I'm so intimidated by your -2 for life threat."
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It's not a threat...it's a promise.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:20:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:09:09 (#)
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See you in your next pathetic rant Dick Brain!
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actually, I'll see YOU in your next pathetic rant, since you're the douchebag who posts shit EVERY FUCKING DAY...-2s for life, remember?
Call me a 12-year old faggot again, I rather like the sound of that, it sounds...Australian.
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It SHOULD sound Australian, considering it came from an Australian...
I'm so intimidated by your -2 for life threat. It kind of reminds me of when I was your age and we used to have that Dickhead who ran around the playground, telling everyone that if they didn't look out, he would steal their lunch money.... I also remember what happened to that guy when he got into secondary school......
Fuckwit realised pretty quickly how pathetic he was. It wasn't until he was old enough to start hiring hookers that he got his first blowjob. Lucky for you, you don't mind copping one from the blokes, so your success ratio should be more attractive than his was.
Keep up the good work. Hopefully any siblings your parents were considering giving you will now be promptly swallowed by your crack-whore of a mother!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:09:09 EDT (#)
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See you in your next pathetic rant Dick Brain!
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actually, I'll see YOU in your next pathetic rant, since you're the douchebag who posts shit EVERY FUCKING DAY...-2s for life, remember?
Call me a 12-year old faggot again, I rather like the sound of that, it sounds...Australian.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-20 12:41:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:21:14 (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:56:48 (#)
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I don't claim to be an integral part of the wheel. YOU DO!
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Since when? I've never made any claims to being as good as Razor, or Jack McC, or Loren, or BartBart, or even Fetish for fuck's sake.
All I said is that there are too many whiny Australians here, and they should fuck off and die.
Which quite frankly, is you.
point.
set.
match.
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So what your saying is that this whole post is directed at me? I'm flattered... but not interested.
Anyway, if I WAS to explore this fantasy of yours any further, I would be convicted of Paedophilia.
Nobody likes a whiny faggot... ESPECIALLY one who is only 12 years old.
See you in your next pathetic rant Dick Brain!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-20 12:25:29 EDT (#)
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yes, a new flag would be good - but what to choose?
A pyramid of stubbies? A dead kangaroo? WHAT???
Submitted by J4M3S (user info) at 2005-04-20 09:27:47 EDT (#)
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We do need a new fucking flag, i'm sick of all the pommy crap on it. But that's beside the point. Why give this piss-ant prick the satisfaction. It should be noted that it took this bumbass whinging to start this whole thing. It's got nothing to do with what country he comes from, he's just a whinging dumb cunt. Please dip shit, throw a few more stereotypes in, just for fun. Although according to you I'd be too drunk to be able to read them. I can't believe your mother let you come out and play. Seems she was too busy rooting an AUSSIE to pay any attention to you.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-04-20 06:07:39 EDT (#)
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Pure funny
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-04-20 06:07:28 EDT (#)
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Wow! This is really insightful. You should run for President with your down to earth, no holds barred attitude.
Apparently your American comrades don't mind voting retards into the presidency so you should be somewhat of a shoe-in.
Next time, why don't you rant about something you have had experience with... Like fisting 8 year olds or how to give a pig that 30 minute orgasm with your miniature peener.
ANd then read thius part with a mick (irish) accent
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-04-20 06:05:53 EDT (#)
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And get a new flag for fuck's sake, what is that white stuff all over it, it looks like someone spooged all over the place...
that line would be alot better followed up by
FUCK
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-04-20 04:28:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:48:17 (#)
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!
haha!
ahem...woot!
keep posting the crap, pooftie!
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If you keep +2ing your posts, it's little wonder you have a slightly higher rating...
You are so clever.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:54:19 EDT (#)
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It's not often I have the chance to linkwhore this, so I am going to use it: http://www.ubersite.com/m/44308
Go Australia, woo!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 18:56:18 EDT (#)
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must...
build...
campfire...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:39:02 EDT (#)
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shandy's reply on this is gold, inaccurate but gold.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:21:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:56:48 (#)
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I don't claim to be an integral part of the wheel. YOU DO!
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Since when? I've never made any claims to being as good as Razor, or Jack McC, or Loren, or BartBart, or even Fetish for fuck's sake.
All I said is that there are too many whiny Australians here, and they should fuck off and die.
Which quite frankly, is you.
point.
set.
match.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:56:48 EDT (#)
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I don't claim to be an integral part of the wheel. YOU DO!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:48:17 EDT (#)
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!
haha!
ahem...woot!
keep posting the crap, pooftie!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:39:08 EDT (#)
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You carry on as though you are the heart and soul of Uber. You have been here for 6 months.
Just because you are an arrogant American doesn't mean that you are an integral part of this system.
You should consider yourself more like "a stain on Ubersite's crusty old tampon."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:27:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:08:49 (#)
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Jeezuz! Advertising your bigotry on the Uber board.
Congratulations on taking your stupidity to a whole new level!
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How's your headache?
And besides, I never said that I hate Australia, I just said there are too many Australians on Uber, and they whine too much.
Like you.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:08:49 EDT (#)
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Jeezuz! Advertising your bigotry on the Uber board.
Congratulations on taking your stupidity to a whole new level!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:39:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-04-19 01:58:29 (#)
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the pathetic little drops of jism you see are in fact a representation of the meagre BRITISH product. the design in the top right corner is the union jack - the british flag. clearly the shamefully inadequate jism is emerging from that symbol.
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As noted in my previous comments, I do agree with you on the source of the meagre BRITISH product - quite frankly, Shandy, I thought you were a pommie bastard. Or do you happen to be currently residing in Blighty right now?
Anyways, thanks for the insight Shandy, 'clean bowled' as they say...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:24:30 EDT (#)
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I like you and all but this is not cool. Australians kick ass.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:46:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrCoffee (user info) at 2005-04-18 18:15:55 (#)
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as soon as the government turns away an illegal boat full of illegal immigrants the government is "RACIST" the prime minister is a "fasscist cunt" and all sorts of other stupid shit.
Since when is declining illegal immigrants racist?
fuck i hate the leftist uni stundents in this country
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Sorry, but this was bullshit. The "illegal immigrants" you are referring to are not actually illegal. Look it up sometime - Australia is a signatory to the Intenational Covenant on the Status of Refugees. He has been called racist because he used these asian people to win an election, with stupid arguments like "they could be terrorists", which dehumanised these people to a ridiculous extent, and yet the majority of illegal immigrants in Australia are white, from America or Europe, who fly in and overstay their visas.
And it is not just the leftist uni students, it is all manner of international human rights organisations, oppposition parties and international governments that have branded Howard's border policies racist and unjust.
I don't know why I bothered replying to this. My apologies for wasting your time.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:57:56 EDT (#)
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What's an Australia?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:42:20 EDT (#)
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Heated.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:41:02 EDT (#)
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I don't know whether to be annoyed at the worst attempt ever to get heat, or amused by the fact that it's working. Either way I'm giving you a minus2.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:28:23 EDT (#)
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go away
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:27:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-04-19 01:58:29 (#)
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- you are correct, the white spots represent spoof. you have, however, as seppos usually do, missed the point. if you knew anything at all about australians you wouild know we have HUGE BALLS. even the most sickly and weak amongst are able to saturate elephants: http://www.ubersite.com/m/36339 (nsfw). If a flag was to portray aussie jism it would need to be completely white and perpetually saturated. some kind of giant sponge would be needed.
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I'm planning on entering my bed sheet as a design for the Aussie Republic flag.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-19 04:40:57 EDT (#)
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What the fuck?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-04-19 04:19:11 EDT (#)
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ahaha
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-04-19 03:17:49 EDT (#)
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Wow. Usually it's jealous Aussies who have a go at the Yanks. Let me guess, a tall tanned Aussie took your girlie, right?
Sorry about that dude, but it's not our fault. I live in an Aussie University college with 150 Australians and 200 Americans on Study Abroad. While the American girls love our Aussie ways, the American guys have limited success hitting it off with our women. It's nobody's fault, so no more hard feelings, ok?
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-04-19 02:14:30 EDT (#)
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You flamin' mongrel.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-19 02:04:54 EDT (#)
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Up yours, Americunt.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-04-19 01:58:29 EDT (#)
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two errors
- circe is not australian, she is dutch
- you are correct, the white spots represent spoof. you have, however, as seppos usually do, missed the point. if you knew anything at all about australians you wouild know we have HUGE BALLS. even the most sickly and weak amongst are able to saturate elephants: http://www.ubersite.com/m/36339 (nsfw). If a flag was to portray aussie jism it would need to be completely white and perpetually saturated. some kind of giant sponge would be needed.
the pathetic little drops of jism you see are in fact a representation of the meagre BRITISH product. the design in the top right corner is the union jack - the british flag. clearly the shamefully inadequate jism is emerging from that symbol.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:51:44 EDT (#)
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Even if your role on this site as the overly-cynical 15 year-old is getting a little old, this is a damn funny post.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:42:04 EDT (#)
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Yeah! Fucking Australians..
http://www.ubersite.com/m/61266
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:45:16 EDT (#)
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The great thing about Aussies is that when we get insulted we usually don't give a shit. That's pretty much my sentiments right here too.
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:25:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:49:56 EDT (#)
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What's wrong with all you asshats? Run out of original degrading things to say about Canada and U.K, so you've all just moved on to Australia. Congratualtions, you're all now picking on another country who doesn't give a fuck what you say.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:08:19 EDT (#)
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Well at least they speak English and their flag doesn't have a fucking LEAF on it!
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:01:29 EDT (#)
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Yup.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-18 19:33:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:02:21 (#)
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What makes this funny to me is that it is such a lame attempt to stir the pot, and yet the Aussies (and assorted hangers-on) are still allowing themselves to be stirred.
I agree - this was a pretty lame attempt at hit-whoring, more a mild case of fuckwittery. It would be more interesting if there were at least an attempt at fact somewhere - jizz marks on a flag? So lame, so lame.
And so are the people who fell for it. Dang, getting riled about jizz marks on a flag> Lame-ghey.
This post is pretty much a C- at best. It's hollow, insight free and twee. The only thing worse is giving it creedence. In fact, I feel that anyone who takes it seriously should shove as boomerang up their ass and go back to where they came from.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 19:21:33 EDT (#)
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MrCoffee does bring up a interesting point, when Australia gets overrun by Chinks, they'll have to change the flag, in order to please their new Oriental masters...hopefully, much crossbreeding will occur at that time, and the natural Chink tendencies of subservience and hard work should prove useful to the Australian eugenics efforts...
Hang on Australia, the Chinks are coming to save you through good breeding!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-18 19:11:48 EDT (#)
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I retract the last statement in my review.
And therefore change my ranking.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-18 18:39:14 EDT (#)
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Come on - we don't get as much hate as the Americans, let us get all defensive just this once...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-18 18:26:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:02:21 (#)
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What makes this funny to me is that it is such a lame attempt to stir the pot, and yet the Aussies (and assorted hangers-on) are still allowing themselves to be stirred.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 18:25:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-18 18:19:06 (#)
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I think it's hilarious that you are dissing the stars on our flag, when yours has fifty of the fuckers in the position of importance.
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Ours are stars, yours are merely spooge marks.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-18 18:19:06 EDT (#)
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I think it's hilarious that you are dissing the stars on our flag, when yours has fifty of the fuckers in the position of importance.
And a linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/56694 for a better Australian flag (though no one else agrees). I'm not +2ing this linkwhore because this was shit.
Submitted by MrCoffee (user info) at 2005-04-18 18:15:55 EDT (#)
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Joedaddy, how the fuck can you consider Australia a "developing" country?
we have almost EVERYTHING americans have. (except of course, cheese in a can)
there are currently 20,300,429. thats 20 MILLION people. this is a first world country.
regarding that being overrun by chinks thing, the abundance of bleeding heard hippy fuckwits in sydney is insane, as soon as the government turns away an illegal boat full of illegal immigrants the government is "RACIST" the prime minister is a "fasscist cunt" and all sorts of other stupid shit.
Since when is declining illegal immigrants racist?
fuck i hate the leftist uni stundents in this country
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-18 18:00:47 EDT (#)
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As I've stated somewhere before in this bowl called Uber, I enjoy going to "developing"
countries like Australia. Like South Africa, I would go back in a heartbeat.
There are places like Sydney, who don't "piss-off" the potential of their waterfronts
like we seem to do in America.(Like the Bay Area).
I liked Alice Springs, and I didn't walk on the rock(Ayers), because I did not want to
piss off the "smokes", or their God.
I liked watching the "trains" on the highways.
I didn't like the drive from Alice to Darwin, but you can't have everything now can you.
I liked the people.
Maybe they are not as undeveloped as I thought.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 17:45:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:43:10 (#)
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So, while the flag isn't usually used for wiping up "spills", it WAS designed to resemble them.
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Thank you for the reasoned and intelligent discourse, Teeph, I bow to your superior wisdom - that is originally what I had meant to say, but I was distracted by the hideous antipodean cacophony of the Australian untermenschen....
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2005-04-18 17:32:12 EDT (#)
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I so wish I had been home today to get in on this.
Dude, what a jackass. Aussies are alright in my book. I served with a bunch in Egypt when I was in the Corps, and they were a great bunch of guys.
As a nation they are generally pretty supportive of the US, even when my boy Dubya fucks over their cattle buisness. When we had our last little Mad Cow scare, Japan quit buying beef from us all together. So the Aussie cattle buisness was doing great. Now Bush is threatening sanctions or an embargo of some sort on Japan if they don't start buying from us again. Pretty shady if you ask me. But no one ever does.
Anyway, they have great beaches, great people, a few good beers, and dude, Kangaroo Jack was the best Movie EVER!!! Esttelle Warren in the waterfall shot. Good stuff.
My rugby buddy Cobby and I are going out next Monday night for ANZAC festivities, so if anyone lives in Kansas, come on out and drink to the boys from Galipolli!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 17:22:09 EDT (#)
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I'm extremely curious to know....which state counts as the "half" in, "I've been to more than a dozen and a half states"?
Does Illinois count only as .5 of a state?
MANICMOTHER...you slay me...especially when you post all tweaked out on crank.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-18 17:02:19 EDT (#)
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kangaroo vs. koala?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:51:32 EDT (#)
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No Shlongy, you are completely wrong. I've lived in 5 different states, although MI is where I was born and am now living. I have been to more than a dozen and a half states on vacation and through even more to get to them. I was bitten by the wander-bug at an early age and miss the freedom my husband and I once had to pick up and disapear for a weekend or a week to some unknown place we hadn't been. We drove to states just because neither of us had been there. I have known several Australians and am damn interested in visiting their lovely land the first fucking chance we get. The bullshit going on with people posting hate on another country just to get on "most heated" is just something I happen to detest.
Oh, and FUCK YOU, Shlongman. If you ever pried your head out of your ass once and awhile you might actually be worth the oxygen you're sucking from the rest of us.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:43:10 EDT (#)
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Well Jonny, historical facts are rarely as evocative as you might like.
Based on my understanding, you had it half right in the first place. While "cum-rag" might be a little antagonistic, I learned in school that the white blobs on the Aussie flag (they call it the "Onion Jack") were actually placed there to commemorate all the wasted sploog of their forefathers (the island used to be a prison,after all, and male-on-male intercourse rarely leads to offspring).
So, while the flag isn't usually used for wiping up "spills", it WAS designed to resemble them.
At least if my public school education hasn't left me completely.
Anyway, all I'm saying is that it is hard to make people feel bad about something that they claim to be proud of.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:55:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, I'm an American and I happen to like the Land Down Under. Awsome views, strange animals and nice waves. You're just a jealous jizz stain who wishes he was somewhere better than this god forsaken country we live in.
This is a classic rating/reply.
This chick has never traveled further than 300 miles (and I'm sure I'm being generous here) from her house in her life, married the first guy who paid attention to her right out of high school...now HATES the fuck out of her life...looked like a stressed out meth addict in her camwhore (although, quite honestly, get her away from her present prison-situation and she COULD be prime beaver - I'd fix her ass up in about 30 minutes), but somehow, she's an "expert" on our friends down under- and, she's getting pissed about it.
Must be because of all the Aussie friends she's made who have migrated to Michigan, or whatever the fuck toilet bowl she is now foreced to reside in. yeah. That's it.
Lighten up, baby. It's just a post. I don't think the "fuck you" was necessary.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes, I'm also very frightened of the Austrailian army.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you talking about, Teeph?
I thought comparing their flag to a cumrag was pretty evocative - what, not enough bile, or cursing?
Please enlighten...
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What makes this funny to me is that it is such a lame attempt to stir the pot, and yet the Aussies (and assorted hangers-on) are still allowing themselves to be stirred.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, I'm an American and I happen to like the Land Down Under. Awsome views, strange animals and nice waves. You're just a jealous jizz stain who wishes he was somewhere better than this god forsaken country we live in.
Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i met some americans recently
they talked a LOT
A LOT
my point?
learn to shut up once in a while
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's what passes for 'conversation' in Australia:
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:35:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
"waaahahh...waaaaaahh.........waaaaaaah.....waaaaaa.......waaaaaa......waaaaaa... ....waaaaaaaa.........waaaaaaahhhh."
At this point, the average Australian pauses to drink 16 beers, suckle a she-dingoes teats, and projectile vomit to the tune of 'Waltzing Matilda'...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought that was one of the extra curricular activities at retard school.
Why don't you shut the fuck up moron. You are doing more whinging then anyone else in this place ever has.
waaahahh...Fucking Australians are better than me....waaaaaahh...Fucking Koala shit fuck loser......waaaaaaah....The batsmen and the wicketkeeper are brothers....waaaaaa....I'm an ignorant fucking retard.....waaaaaa....Why doesn't anyone assosciate with me in the real world....waaaaaa... Maybe it's because I'm an insignificant outspoken bigot....waaaaaaaa....I should shut the fuck up........waaaaaaahhhh.
Yes you should!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Granted it's a Monday and I'm still in recovery from the weekend, but I thought this was funnay as all fuck.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:16:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm at work, that is why I'm awake.
Mind you work is almost finished and now that I have read this dribble, I have a fucking headache.
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just like all the rest of us on Uber who have to put up with your shrimp-on-the-barbie eating bullshit - if you Australians would just quit whinging and drolling everywhere, there wouldn't be a problem...OHH FUCK, WHERE DID ALL THIS KOALA SHIT COME FROM? WHERE!!!!
godDAM fuckin' Australian critters - who is gonna clean up all these eucalyptus leaves and koala shit that got left everywhere?!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
As far as I can determine, most of them are male homos, between 17-25, virgin geekazoid pimple poppers, who, because of a lack of friends and limited inter-personal communication skills, particularly with members of the opposite sex, spend virtually ALL of their spare time on this site.
I'm in reruns.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm at work, that is why I'm awake.
Mind you work is almost finished and now that I have read this dribble, I have a fucking headache.
I don't really feel that it is worth defending Australians. The person who posted this is obviously an ignorant retard.
You either like them or you don't. Just like everybody else on the planet.
Gross generalisations like this only make you look like an uneducated idiot. So good luck with that.
If I was you, I would stick to what I knew best.... Turning tricks for quarters.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:07:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
as a reminder of how Britain will always be batsman to their wicket-keeper...
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OK OK, so what do you fags call each other? You stupid Australians have some kind of gutteral rhyming dialect necessitated by genetic illiteracy - it must have something to doing with being on the receiving end of marsupial butt-sex - enlighten us please.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think all the Australians here are brilliant. At least they undestand Irony. And they should all be asleep, it being 4am there now.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
as a reminder of how Britain will always be batsman to their wicket-keeper...
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You obviously don't know a great deal about cricket... Why does that not surprise me? I think I will just add it to the never ending list of things your pathetic little brain struggles to comprehend yet allows you to speak freely on regardless of how mortifyingly ridiculous you may sound.
-2 DIE for being such a fucking numbskull!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
throw another shrimp on the barbie
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:01:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't think this qualifies as an "issue".
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Really. Who gives a fuck?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't think this qualifies as an "issue".
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:58:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never realized what a hot issue this was.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:47:21 (#)
Ranking: -2
The "white things" on the flag are the southern cross, a stellar constellation.... you know... Stars!
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um, no, that's not true.
When the first boat-load of convicts were about to be dumped upon your ragged shores, a Royal Navy seaman was having a fine old time fudgepacking a soon-to-be-Australian in the finest traditions of rum, buggery, and the lash (which Australians still enjoy to this day!).
As the stout seamen was about to jizz his load, he pulled out at the last second, and spooged his semen all over a nearby Blue Ensign.
He handed it to the Australian as a memento, who quickly ran it up the flagpole, and all Australians rightly salute it today, as a reminder of how Britain will always be batsman to their wicket-keeper...
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what we should do? We should send all annoyances and everything we don't like to Australia to rot and die in their own filth! Oh yeah, we already did that. Goddamn airplanes and internet fucked it all up for us. Damn it all.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I happen to like Australians ever since I fucked one of them. She gave a mean blow job.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Apparently your American comrades don't mind voting retards into the presidency"
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Aw c'mon now, that's not fair! Why'd you have to bring that up? Damn.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FLAME ON!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's this attitude that makes terrorists blow up our things.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:44:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
As far as I can determine, most of them are male homos, between 17-25, virgin geekazoid pimple poppers, who, because of a lack of friends and limited inter-personal communication skills, particularly with members of the opposite sex, spend virtually ALL of their spare time on this site.
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Sounds like you would be right at home then.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The "white things" on the flag are the southern cross, a stellar constellation.... you know... Stars!
Next time you are looking into the sky waiting for the mothership to come and pick you up and take you back to "Scrotrot 5", look around, you might see some.
You should have done a quick check of you Mickey Mouse watch before you posted this. It is currently 4:45am in Sydney which means none of the Aussies are gonna get to see this for a while.
I did a quick check on your whinging theory and it would appear that I haven't done any posts that involve whinging about other peoples Race or religion so you would have the wood on me in that department.
I suggest you ask your teacher to up the workload at retard school so you don't look so foolish and immature when you interact with the "normal" people outside the padded walls.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If Ainkara ever wants to leave Australia, I can provide her a generous home on my lap.
No charge.
As for the rest, fuck em. I won't.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
As far as I can determine, most of them are male homos, between 17-25, virgin geekazoid pimple poppers, who, because of a lack of friends and limited inter-personal communication skills, particularly with members of the opposite sex, spend virtually ALL of their spare time on this site.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Thats some funny shit.........................
peoples comments that is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"...small-peenered"
Actually, a world survey found that Australians had the biggest average dicks, based on condom sizes purchase.
I heard that on the radio once.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:37:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Way you +2 yourself though, at least you like your posts
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:27:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
You realize they're going to bitch and cry ALL OVER THIS post.
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That's all those fuckin Australians EVER do.\
Look at douchebags like 'sfagnum' here - all that bitch-ass punk does is complain, since he got here 3 weeks ago.
I genuinely feel sorry for Australian women, since they have to live in a society of drunken, small-peenered dingo-fuckers who brag about how few teeth they have left in their head.
You know what Australians? Give your worthless piece of mud back to the abos, and then march lemming-like into the sea, you'd be doing the world a favour....
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't include me in this 'WE' of yours....
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with the flag thing though
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I am just wondering who you mean by 'We'? Got a pet mouse in your pocket?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
dude, who gives a shit
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You realize they're going to bitch and cry ALL OVER THIS post.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow! This is really insightful. You should run for President with your down to earth, no holds barred attitude.
Apparently your American comrades don't mind voting retards into the presidency so you should be somewhat of a shoe-in.
Next time, why don't you rant about something you have had experience with... Like fisting 8 year olds or how to give a pig that 30 minute orgasm with your miniature peener.
You obviously met an Australian once who made you look like an idiot in front of all your friends (i.e the retarded 12 year old fat kid down the street) and have had a hate on for them ever since.
My advice : Don't worry about all the things in the world that are better than you. Focus on trying to make yourself a better person by taking that sawn off shotgun you "NEED" to have under your bed, ram it into your excessively large dung hole and fire away!
Good luck and hopefully your new personal improvement plan that I have advised above works and we no longer have to put up with your moronic insanity.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"And get a new flag for fuck's sake, what is that white stuff all over it, it looks like someone spooged all over the place... "
Offside! 5 years against the offense. Repeat first down.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-18 14:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAHAHAHAHAHA
AUSSIES BEING CALLED WHINGERS!!
TAKE THAT YOU WHINGEING POMS OOPS I MEAN CONVICTS.