Viva La Mexico, Ron (785 hits)
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Submitted by ebby (View user info) at 2005-04-18 15:40:45 EDT
re: Michael Vick sued for knowingly infecting sport groupies with herpes..
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0405051vick1.html
What escaped everyone's attention was that Mr. Vick had used an alias for the purpose of testing for the infamously incurable genital pus and scab producing virus.
This alias was "Ron Mexico"
Now, the NFL is banning the name from being put on their customized jersey's that can be ordered on NFL.com.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-falcons-ronmexicojerseys&prov=ap&type=lgns
So you can now add 'Ron Mexico' has now been added to the list of over 1400 names that are not acceptable to be used on the back of jerseys
(also been posted before)
http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/3438822
Further Update:
the real Ron Mexico, an auto dealer, is expected to sue Vick due to the fact that his auto parts store in Michigan has received thousands of prank calls in the past few weeks since this story first came to light.
Another possibility is a possible free speech-esque related drama unfolding as fans, eager to further taunt the sally sandpapered quarterback, have increased their clamor for the jersey with the alias to a fever pitch. I cant wait for Rehnquist to spit out his morning metamucil when the bailiff asks all to rise for the People vs. Michael Vick, aka Ron Mexico and the National Football League. I also cant wait for the first sport caster next season to compliment Vick on his natural ability to spread it around. (please let it be when Bill Maas is in the booth, that idiot will not be able to contain himself and will probably pee his pants from laughing so hard..)
Waiting for it to get worse, so that I may feel better about my mondayne (purposely misspelled) life as a project manager with a focus on technology,
Ebby.
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-04-18 19:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nothin makes me happier! Im a panthers so fan so needless to say I hate Michael Vick. Maybe now all of the announcers will stop giving him blow jobs at every game (metaphorically speaking) for fear of getting herpes. Every game I watch its, "Vick this and Vick that. oh my god vick is such an amazing athlete, etc., etc...". Maybe his fucking bandwagon will also die down. He has brought some of the most ignorant fans into being football fans. "Vick roxxors, vick owns you, i love vick" fucking idiots. ahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rant over.
you got 0 because i couldnt tell if you like vick or dont.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:34:42 EDT (#)
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A day late and a dollar short.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:26:41 EDT (#)
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ye olde repeat post
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:23:04 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the update.
Sincerely,
Last Week
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-18 16:17:08 EDT (#)
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Somebody already did this, and it was at least twice as entertaining.
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Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-18 15:44:15 EDT (#)
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http://boards.atlantafalcons.com/?action=106