Peeing in butts for Freedom! (1468 hits)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-04-18 20:01:04 EDT
Peeing in butts just isn't for the homeless anymore
It is catching on big time!
You may have noticed the new aerobic - butt peeing tapes by Billy Blanks' cousin
Or saw the T-shirts (I peed in someone's butt and all I got was this lousy shirt)
or even the competitions on ESPN 2 (they added it as an event in the StrongMan contests)
Even a lost chapter to the book "1984" has been found that described butt peeing and it's implications in much detail
"whether one pees in a butt or not isn't important rather the illusion of a perpetual state of continuous butt peeing is!"
I think I know why they cut this chapter out by Orwell knew it was coming
Now even bourgeois butt peeing and wine tasting parties have overcome suburbia
Every class, race, and creed is being affected by this new phenomenon
Congress is now starting to discuss a controversial butt peeing ban as an amendment to our constitution
Don't let the government take our right to pee
I pee for freedom
I PEE IN BUTTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is Bush squirting out a Cheny pee on TV, awkward!
User Reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Balance.
You're a fucktard.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-05 00:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:54:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to submit that was a lame ass rip
but I countered with this monster
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Your mom needed something to block her head from hitting the computer desk
much better, much more clever, much more spontaneous
gotta agree
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks dolls
Submitted by Allyson (user info) at 2005-04-22 02:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plus two for the picture.
oh, that's damn awesome.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-04-22 02:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for being Captain Foamy.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy the Rasputin of rip battles wants more punishment?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now I'm convinced. You're Rosie O'Donnell.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now I'm convinced. You are Foamy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're funny. I like you.
BTW, when you rate your own posts, it doesn't affect your rating. Own ratings don't count.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah, this post should have a positive 2 to the face rating!
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While being sick and depraved, this was pretty funny.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-19 02:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'm gonna plus 2 all my old posts to celebrate!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-19 00:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I countered everyone of his lame rips too
he countered exactly zero of my mine
Looks like SHlongy lost/quit a rip battle in from of everyone just like I said he would
He tried hiding but I kept the heat on not challenging him to one but three rip battles
He finally got pushed into a corner and tried to rip his way out
It didn't work, now he got owned infront of all his uber-friends
how lame
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-19 00:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry Shlongy. You lost again. Here's a highlight list of your "comebacks":
"And I'm not seeing any spelling, punctuation or grammatical skills from you, Mr. Wizard."
Wizard!!!Wow!!!
"You're a retard, sonny. Stick to insulting the other autistic kids on the playground, shitforbrains."
Shitforbrains and retard!!! I bet he never saw that one coming!!!
"Speaking of speaking, shut your fucking mouth. Your stupidity even embarrasses mongoloids."
Mongoloids....zing!!!
"Altjough yours seems to be whiter than most...wiping the semen off of your hand onto the surreneder flag is NOT good etiquette, shitforbrains."
Shitforbrains!!! Again!!! Man you're good.
"Christ, you're a bigger homo than Will. Or Grace."
Grace is a homo?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hearing people try to argue that Shlongy won this rip battle is exactly like listening to Shawn Hannity try to say Bush won the debates
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to submit that was a lame ass rip
but I countered with this monster
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Your mom needed something to block her head from hitting the computer desk
much better, much more clever, much more spontaneous
winner me, everytime
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry bitch, but Shlongy won the rip battle on this comment alone:
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:41:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
You type pretty fast with one hand.
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Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does someone want to note the time Shlongy lost this rip battle?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy
hahahhahahahahahhahahha
taste the pain
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, you're getting pwned by a fucking alter, man. Pathetic.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would explain it if you didn't give me a - 2 you asshole
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So do you fuck the ass and then piss in it...or do you just piss in it? I'm confused.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see you can comeback quick when it comes to spelling errors
Now I know who to come to if I need to get a paper graded
or If I need someone to lose a rip battle real bad
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And I'm not seeing any spelling, punctuation or grammatical skills from you, Mr. Wizard.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongys rip skills are limited to tellimg me what I said to him with no comeback
then saying either shithead or mongoloid
I am not seeing the all the wit you say you have?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the narration do you wanna actually try to rip or.......
stay focused loser
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know you've reached total desperation when you try to toss a dildo "joke" out there for the fourth time in 60 minutes. To total silence.
You're a retard, sonny. Stick to insulting the other autistic kids on the playground, shitforbrains.
Submitted by smurf_master (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm confused, are you supposed to pee in the ass hole or just the ass in general?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someones not getting a Christmas card
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucking hate this guy.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Feel the pain lame
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your mom needed something to block her head from hitting the computer desk
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you still here?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Carrot Top uses props not rips
maybe you could borrow one of his dildo's with Saddams head on it to massage your asshole
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You type pretty fast with one hand.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
frustration the first sign of losing....
It will be alright sleepyhead, i will tuck you in with a blanket of rips
Do you wanna take a break while you get a thesaurus?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:26:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy takes longer with comebacks than Mandella
Finally.....+1!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It wouldn't surprise me if someone is on the phone with Carrot Top right now, telling him that some fairy named "frap" seems to be stealing his material. For no reason.
Unless you're actually trying NOT to be funny.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, but since I would never hang with you...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read the reviews and ratings in your last couple of posts, even if you cannot.
You're 0 and 2, going on 0 and 3.
Or do you not believe the public when they "speak"?
Speaking of speaking, shut your fucking mouth. Your stupidity even embarrasses mongoloids.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If you were at my house, I'd smoke all your pot, drink all your beer, throw you out and call your parents.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just except your 3rd straight rip battle loss
at least you tried this time
instead of straight backing down like the last 2 times
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy takes longer with comebacks than Mandella
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your dad spits that shit back into my hand cause swallowing it makes him feel gay
How about you quit, you already want to
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're getting shutout again tonight, dipshit. You're not very good at this.
Why don't you just throw up the white flag.
Altjough yours seems to be whiter than most...wiping the semen off of your hand onto the surreneder flag is NOT good etiquette, shitforbrains.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your moms nipples overlap
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You buy dildos at yard sales
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rub RuPauls trannie dick on your face, then cook it dinner
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You raid Rupaul's wardrobe.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you make Darwin a liar
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You make Charles Nelson Reilly look and sound like Charles Bronson.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson, your dad is a tea cup
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Har Har Peener (in the arse)
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:59:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, you're a bigger homo than Will. Or Grace.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy has a nice wide butthole if anyone has to take a leak
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, you're a bigger homo than Will. Or Grace.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
great line:
"Now even bourgeois butt peeing and wine tasting parties have overcome suburbia"
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL "securing our economic future"
Just keep repeating that when the DJIA falls below 10 000 this week.
Fuck I hate Bush.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:29:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to have an 'I peed in someone's butt and all I got was this lousy shirt' T-shirt.
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Auto +2 as usual. I agree...these T-shirts would sell!!!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah I might start making them, stay posted on that note
thatnks for the rebutal steve
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd love to have an 'I peed in someone's butt and all I got was this lousy shirt' T-shirt.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I take it all back....live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
steve loved this post
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best post ever, obvi
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W~!!!