It's been fun, Uber. Bye. (725 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 0.16 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by tech-junkie (View user info) at 2005-04-18 20:48:00 EDT
I know that terminal posts are practically a death sentence for the -2's, but I figure that I may as well let you know that I've taken a job in the maze of cubicles and can't chill on Uber anymore.
Between that job, my fiancee, World of Warcraft, and caring for my Venus Flytrap (sic), I find that I can't make my presence known as often as I'd like on Uber, so I bid farewell. Between the political rants, the fallout from my exgirlfriend, the career advice, the North Korea documentary, and the subsequent apologies for the political rants, I find that Uber was a great chapter in my life. Thanks for all the good times.
Bart: Great website, great idea.
Loren1: I'm not really sorry
domenad: You're a calming force on Uber. Never stop speaking your mind.
Gibberish: You lying fucktard
Shlongy: I hate you, and all your -2's. I'll never stop loving you for that
TheRef: Thanks for all the +2's
loki: You're my favorite liberal
Ivy (not my ex-girlfriend): You only ever posted on one of my posts, but you really simplified
that whole thing at work with that customer with his marriage issue.
TheMidnight12AM: Great stories. You're going places.
Grin: You're the most underrated poster on Uber. Give this man some appreciation!
hidden101: I'm masturbating RIGHT NOW... and thinking of you (well not really). Stay sober
squattail (aka PFF): You're my role model. Thanks for introducing me to tubgirl.
JMG: Thanks for entertaining me on my lunch breaks with all the bogus J-Date stories. They couldn't have all been true. Really. No way. Entertaining nonetheless
Tuesday: Introduce me to Laura Lewis. I dig that cleavage.
Fat Tony: Eh, whatsamattawityou?
Tom: Never stop exploiting p2p networks. Never regain faith in humanity.
Pepsi: You suck at life (real uber-jackass)
Chris Evans: You alter sack of crap
Carol Richards: Men are superior
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Rad: The Holocaust - It never happened
Stabkill: You had the best topics. Especially that recent one about CNN.
Manicmother: That whole cute girl with an attitude is the single most annoying thing in the world to me.
DJMatt: You're a good friend and keep in touch on AIM.
Everyone else who came to know me: I've already forgotten about you, but don't take personally. Plus, I know most of you won't miss me.
If you want to keep in touch, my AIM is pandemonium234.
Hope all of you find what you want in life.
User Reviews
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow this was incredibly gay
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will say, I really liked your North Korea thing, that was pretty good.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. another list i didn't make.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
um cya
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-19 00:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
www.whattheghey.com
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You'll be back. They always come back, dont they Bart?
Just like herpes you'll be back, talk to you soon.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah he gave me a shoutout. GO Chris Evans goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! auto+2 because you made me feel important...
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congrats. Take your door prize and please leave through Exit B.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
bon voyage
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is for following my advice,
in the past.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Au revoir!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See ya later guy. Can't +2 seeing a good guy leave, so I'll just say bye.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who ARE you???
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'll fade into obscurity as soon as this falls off the front page.
Can't say I feel bad about it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, I just checked my list and I can't even find a record of me ever actually rating this guy.
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, I'm not in there
fuck you too asshole!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've given virtually every "Goodbye" post in Uber history a -2 - with the exception of my own, because I left only for a couple of hours to play golf - but you get the ol' +2 for the love.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:02:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bored at work? No way this is going there.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
B@W
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't say I recognize you.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I write one article for the Wikipedia, and you make it look like I'm a nazi.
Thanks a lot dude.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-18 20:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You'll be back, but I hope not. You wrote quite a few shitty posts, especially early on.