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Glass.George (user info) -10 on 5 = -2.00
OICU812 (user info) -12 on 6 = -2.00
Dustbrother (user info) -12 on 6 = -2.00
brodiesattva (user info) -12 on 6 = -2.00
Sachi (user info) -12 on 6 = -2.00
minimumdino (user info) -12 on 6 = -2.00
Krautski (user info) -12 on 6 = -2.00
heater (user info) -12 on 6 = -2.00
mxc_jwebber (user info) -12 on 6 = -2.00
Oscar (user info) -14 on 7 = -2.00
immygirl1 (user info) -14 on 7 = -2.00
OGK (user info) -14 on 7 = -2.00
Banned_cigar (user info) -14 on 7 = -2.00
Burn (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
AntiPastaChrist (user info) -18 on 9 = -2.00
CanucksFan (user info) -18 on 9 = -2.00
Fabit (user info) -20 on 10 = -2.00
Littlemiss69 (user info) -22 on 11 = -2.00
SPG (user info) -26 on 13 = -2.00
Banned_KoolMang (user info) -32 on 16 = -2.00
Soul-Fly (user info) -32 on 16 = -2.00
frap (user info) -38 on 19 = -2.00
grandturismo (user info) -40 on 20 = -2.00
carolrichards (user info) -48 on 24 = -2.00
PoloboiGC (user info) -92 on 46 = -2.00
Next asshole who says that Shlongy gives out nothing but -2's will be forced, at gunpoint if necessary, to sit in a room for 90 minutes with Tom Sorrell while he talks about nothing in particular.
A random picture.
User Reviews
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-08-18 18:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha im in like the top 15% with a 1.00 avg. whoopass!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-18 18:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See...I thought you were telling me the truth.
But the truth is, your latest posts suck, so it's nothing personal.
Someone did send me a bottle of scotch today...for my birthday. So life ain't bad.
Submitted by Exodus (user info) at 2005-08-18 18:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently you never rated any of my work. Is that good or is that bad? I don't know i just ask questions.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-08-18 17:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I guess I'm not making this list - oh well.
Hey, if I really could send you some scotch for your birthday, I would, but the honest truth is, I can't afford it right now.
Until I get through escrow, I've barely got enough to put food on the table for my family.
So, you can keep -2ing me all you want until I get some booze out to ya, but it's gonna be a while.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have to make the withdrawl in person. This "bank" isn't just "spitting it out"...you dig?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-02 13:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not +2'ing this again because I still haven't gotten my prize.
Are you mailing me your man juice or do I have to withdraw it myself???
Submitted by Danzxc (user info) at 2005-07-28 23:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You still suck dick -2 bitch
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2005-06-21 22:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The fact that I'm not listed further proves my point thatn obody here knows I exist. Which is probably a good thing.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-11 19:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wayyyy down there.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-29 11:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No kidding...what an idiot.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-04-28 18:13:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Retaliatory -2's are a right kick in the teeth aren't they?
You're such a cock bite.
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Retaliatory -2 to a guy INSTRUCTING his fans to give him -2's? You are such a rebel.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:44:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll tell you what, tough guy. Next time I'm in Upstate NY- most likely August because I like to hit Saratoga- you wanna try me with your shank, fatass?
Shut the fuck up.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Shut the fuck up shlongy your an old man stop acting so tough.
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-04-28 18:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retaliatory -2's are a right kick in the teeth aren't they?
You're such a cock bite.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-28 17:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You'll be the first to know, fatso.
I usually hit Rochester for a day or two...then, we blow right through Rome on our way to the 'Toga for a few days. The guys I go to Saratoga with are from Rome- one of the guy's dad was a Griffith's Air Force Base guy- so this will be quite interesting. I'm putting it in my Palm Pilot right now.
Come shank me, tough guy. Better bring a couple of them there shanks, sweetheart. You'll need them.
Woooooooeeeeeeee!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-04-28 17:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:44:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll tell you what, tough guy. Next time I'm in Upstate NY- most likely August because I like to hit Saratoga- you wanna try me with your shank, fatass?
Shut the fuck up.
oh please god tell me you are serious. I would love to be the one to shut your bitch ass up.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll tell you what, tough guy. Next time I'm in Upstate NY- most likely August because I like to hit Saratoga- you wanna try me with your shank, fatass?
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-28 11:26:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Did they just let you out of the nuthouse, hadooken, or were you in one of those weight loss facilities, taken in by force?
Shut the fuck up.
option A and i fashioned a prison shank out of my toothbrush and i am looking for you.
your "gimmick" is old and tired which i guess fits well because YOU are old and tired. I really hope you get a good feeling inside trying to fit in with people half your age because we all know you were a piece of shit when you were out age, and you are still a piece of shit. Die already, your heart attack is long overdue.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I want to see a sequel to Shlongy Fans Speak Out!!! or Uncle Herman's pants.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-28 11:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did they just let you out of the nuthouse, hadooken, or were you in one of those weight loss facilities, taken in by force?
Shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-04-28 09:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
damnit old man, you really are pathetic.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-28 09:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey fuckstain, miss me ?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-25 12:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up, PimpleHead.
You'd be better off hanging out in a "Smurfs Fan Chat room", dipshit.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-25 00:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 07:56:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Not only does CanucksFan act like a 9 year old with his retalitory -2's, his face looks like a pepperoni pizza, he has zero friends, he likes Todd Bertuzzi, and the only fingers ever to touch his little teeny weeny peeny are his Doctors and his own.
Tough shit for you, Sparky.
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Who's acting like a 9 year old? You're a grown man going around talking shit on a website. All you do is post bullshit in the morning, and refresh the page every 10 seconds..just waiting to pick a fight with someone. I'm not sure what you're referring to about the pizza... Not sure why you're so fascinated with me ever since I put up my pic, but from what I've seen, you need to find a new hobby.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-04-23 01:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
take the bad man awaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think so, shitfuck.
That fucking dork could bore a valium to death.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good point about Tom Sorrell.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah...that "minus" list tends to be a bit lengthy.
But that's certainly not MY fault.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I started laughing when i got to the minuses... then realised that i was gonna be scrolling for a while...
You rated me 0.20. Not bad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, burn
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 07:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not only does CanucksFan act like a 9 year old with his retalitory -2's, his face looks like a pepperoni pizza, he has zero friends, he likes Todd Bertuzzi, and the only fingers ever to touch his little teeny weeny peeny are his Doctors and his own.
Tough shit for you, Sparky.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-22 02:32:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:24:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Zoidberg- Mrs. Shlongy is working until 9:30pm, and I'm playing a little online poker while I watch a bad baseball game. Is that Ok with you?
Either way, go suck another dick, Sally.
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STILL?! How many times are you gonna post that exact same review....
I'm beginning to think there is no Mrs. Shlongy
thanks for the steady -2.0 on 18
(rate the post not the poster?)
Submitted by rdn4 (user info) at 2005-04-21 23:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouch, sucks to have a perfect -2 rating from schlong on 46 posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 20:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where've you been , babydoll? Shlongy misses you.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:02:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
.16?
I'm flattered!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 15:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck it. Thanks, Darko.
I could NOT have said that any better myself. Ever. Seriously.
Watch for my next post. That is it.
PS. I will probably neglect to give you credit for it...but that's just Shlongy!
Submitted by caberetgirl (user info) at 2005-04-21 14:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ow im not in ther and imn the onli desent gurl in hear that contentated garglin yuor nutz . yhoove upset me trem...tremenda..alot .
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-21 14:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let me guess how that book goes
Chapter One: Be Shlongy.
Chapter Two: Now that you are Shlongy, you are capable of getting everyone's panties in a bunch. Congratulations, morons will now camp your posts and make lame attempts to insult you. What they don't realize is they are doing all of your work for you, so you can post crap and they will make sure you get many many hits.
The End.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 14:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm writing a new book. OK, pamphlet.
Hell, probably a paragraph.
I'm gonna call it...
"How to get 2000 hits on a Shitbag Post"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...1/2 disaster area.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Shlonginator, 1/2 man, 1/2 cyborg. You decide.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhhh, yes...that explains it.
Well, I gave one of your older efforts a +2 today...but that was, of course, neutralized by your latest disaster-a-thon, which I minused, par usual.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
physical/mental
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
rad- I have noticed that early on, I enjoyed many of your posts and rated them accordingly. You were probably close to the + column.
Lately, whether it's you or rad's wife, I've noticed that you suck weewee.
What happened? Medical? Physical? Mental? Change of medications?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-21 07:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
rad1101 (user info) -18 on 29 = -0.62
I rule.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 07:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's not too shabby...by comparison.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-21 01:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually found my score: Feijuada (user info) -2 on 10 = -0.20.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 01:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This bum cant rip
I taught him that much
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2005-04-20 19:04:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking bastard.
bart- If you're reading this, and I know you are, please ban this asshole from Uber.
I don't mind being told I'm full of shit by someone with SOME kind of Uber resume...but this asscake does not qualify in that regard.
Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2005-04-20 19:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking bastard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah...it was REAL time consuming, dipshit.
Let's see...I clicked on a link that someone else had typed out in a post, typed in "Shlongy", and then "cut & pasted" this mess of names onto MY post.
Total time "consumed": 11 seconds.
But "thanks" for your concern, you fucking moron.
Gee, I'll never have that 11 seconds of my life back again. What will I do?
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-04-20 14:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Who really gives a shit. You REALLY have too much time on your hands to compile this. Stick to chronic masturbation and self-loathing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-20 14:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Is it safe to assume that Dead Ohio Sky is in the "My Posts Fucking Suck -1.56" statistical catagory?
You poor baby.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-20 14:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
does this mean shlongy doesnt want to fuck my ass?
just curious is all.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-20 14:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There seems to be a DIRECT CORREALATION (sp?) between MY overall ratings for any specific poster, and the rating I have received for this post FROM said posters.
Coincidence? I think not.
Assheads.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-20 13:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...i'm high up there.
i'm honored.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-04-20 11:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im not sure if that's an attempt at insult, or to say you dont remember my posts, but either way I dont have time lately.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-20 11:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should probably post more, Tinactin, because without going back, I have no idea why I would rate your posts so high.
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-04-20 11:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.29...not bad at all coming from you
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-04-20 11:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sure, thats how i'd rate the majority of my posts.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DCWoody- I must have been in a "bad mood", every single time I reviewed one of your posts.
I'll make it up to you with some future -1's...OK?
Submitted by Danzxc (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, this was really interesting!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thats a hell of a lot lower than my average.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, DCWoody...-1.75?
You must fucking suck.
I'll go back and take a look at some of the shit you've posted and see what the hubbub is all about.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1,000 hits a post for Shlongy... This proves that a large number of people will slow down to look at a car wreck.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You realise that bad a a lot of my posts are, you have rated me worse than anyone else.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright...this post can go to its grave knowing that it got Shlongy up and over the 1000 hits per post average that he has long strived for. (76 posts: 76,000+ hits)
And when you post the complete and utter horseshit that I've been posting, I don't think you know just what a tremendous accomplishment this is.
I applaud me.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-20 04:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I sat in a room with Tom Sorrell, I'd be boring him. I'm certain.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Smeggy, you fat useless fuck. Your little Ubersite wank session is the bright point of your useless existence, and you suck at that too. Is it true Marvin Tickvah is based on you?
Of course it is, smeggy.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Slypher (user info) -16 on 13 = -1.23
I'm honored.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy,
I made a list of uber users who suck more than you and I thought I'd post it here:
What do you think? It's good isn't it. I spent ages putting it together.
This self-aggrandising post still "reaks" as you would say.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Honestly, he's been reviewing my posts since right before Thanksgiving. That's about six months and 50. In that time, he has rated me 200 times for a total of -240. Now, I'm not a big internet lingo person, but isn't that the very definition of a "troll"?
Now watch as he replies calling me a "baby" because I'm speaking my mind. It's like trying to talk to a five-year-old. Pffft. Like I said before, whatever, man.
Get a fucking life.
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm in the positives! Congratulations to me.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buckeyes he is just trying to gain face after losing a moster rip battle to yours truely
he got pounded
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, whatever... I'm not a baby. You don't even know me, you don't know how I am. I get sick and tired of your shit, becuase you're an immature cocksucker who gets his kicks on the internet.
You camp out on posts I make, then you a post where you call me out. Rather than actually say anything, you regrugitate the same bullshit "insults" over and over again. You have serious issues and you need counseling.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Although, keep up the 0's and you'll be right down there in the toilet with fuckface in no time, son.
I thought our Hanover connection was good for pretty much auto +2's forever and ever, amen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That Ivy League education is good for SOMETHING, eh espo?
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.05!
WOO HOO!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're a baby. Baby's need looking after. Stop shitting your pants.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're a stalker. Leave me alone.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
More fun with mindless staistics:
Yes, it does appear that Shlongy has more fun reminding Little NancyBoy Tommy Sorrell that he's a "full o' shit peckerhead" than he does anyone else, in this forum.
TOTAL REVIEWS
BuckeyesTHEGAME -240 on 200
Adamdidit2u -25 on 194
WhatTheHell -193 on 180
professorfuckface -175 on 148
TigerLilly 161 on 130
ChristPuncher -107 on 125
FatTony 1 on 108
lojope -79 on 103
BillsSBChamps 16 on 99
I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish -130 on 91
MickGinny -21 on 88
kai070169 6 on 87
jgreening -128 on 86
nitty34 116 on 85
Teephphah 104 on 85
apollo88 -50 on 82
1Point21Gigawatts 79 on 76
triple_optics -11 on 69
JMG114 52 on 68
electrictoothsyndrome -11 on 68
Degreeless_Capibara -75 on 65
Stabkill -9 on 62
maiorano84 -11 on 60
MyNameIsTim 49 on 59
hidden101 -91 on 58
shandythedog -46 on 57
Circe 60 on 52
zakalwe 15 on 52
Merlina -10 on 52
munkeypants 17 on 51
tuesdaydelay -18 on 51
GodLovesALittleLovin 64 on 49
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 16:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, by tomorrow, all of the honest posters- OK, maybe they're not honest at all - but all the individuals who gave this the well deserved +2 rating will recieve a bunch of random +2's on "Hump Day".
I deem this experiment a success.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll cry with you thecaes.... I can't find me either :-(
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:11:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
I scoured the list, and can't find myself. Apparently, I am not worthy of Shlongy's attention.
Maybe that's for the best.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
caca mou
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
damn, 2 didn't get through
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There, this should average around what you gave me so far.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
aight, you should have it now
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy how did your 3rd rip loss taste as represented here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/64513
You ran from the others but you tried this time
AND GOT SMOKED!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64513
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Gee, thanks!
My fans...you can't beat them.
Although I wish someone would, preferrably with a 2' x 4'.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
anything with my name on it...
Also I pretty much hate you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nolan.at.baseballwriter.net
..."Not my real post..."?
Am I now an alter of myself?
Well, it's certain that all of Shlongy's fans are not of genius IQ level (like me), that's for damn sure.
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:27:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish this stats page would let me run a numerical list, in order on who I've rated the most times.
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shlongy, give me your email and I'll send you the list, it's really quite easy to do, YaY Excel.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:47:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone who tries to mess with Shlongy is just gonna die!
Shlongy-I love your work! It's pure genious! Even though
this isn't your post, I give a +10 on your next one!
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It is his post Bonehead!
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone wanna see Shlongy lose a rip battle real bad?
Well here it is for all to see, the lose heard round the world!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64513
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyone who tries to mess with Shlongy is just gonna die!
Shlongy-I love your work! It's pure genious! Even though
this isn't your post, I give a +10 on your next one!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"FatTony (user info) 1 on 108 = 0.01"
that's like the ultimate 'meh'!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Is this abomination of a post still alive?"
"I've seen better posts at the end of a bed."
"Get a life Sparky, you dipshit 'mo"
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, you wanna play the repeater?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Retard '' (see below)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 11:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Retard '' (see below)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You forgot to take your meds again today, didn't you Shlongy Boy?
You're bouncing around in here like a 7 year old after 5 bowls of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.
Just try not to shit your pants when you finally tire...OK dipshit?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh yeah...I'm sure you'll fuck it all up, over time.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm only in the positives because I've posted so few times. The year is young.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You forgot to take your meds again today, didn't you Tommy Boy?
You're bouncing around in here like a 7 year old after 5 bowls of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes.
Just try not to shit your pants when you finally tire...OK dipshit?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck, Shlongy, you have a talent.
You can even drive someone to near suicide with the written word.
I can't even imagine the horror of what it would be like to have to actually HEAR you babble on about some God-forsaken topic.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't cry, buddy. I just didn't like it. At last I didn't minus two your whiny ass, Little Baby Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:27:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
-240 on 200 = -1.20
200 reviews? I only have 170-something posts, man. Wow. I think we're dangerously close to stalker territory.
Not only that, but you even called me out in your post. I think you have some man-love issues going on. See, you actually love me, and this confuses you like Lester's neighbor in American Beauty so you lash out against me instead. I keep waiting for you to show up in my garage and try to kiss me, only to have me tell you that I'm not into that, which will result in you shooting me with you *ahem* big gun.
Fuck, you have a talent.
You can even drive someone to near suicide with the written word.
I can't even imagine the horror of what it would be like to have to actually HEAR you babble on about some God-forsaken topic.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Got a lot of baby seals to club, nancyboy?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's like praise from Caesar.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Fuck...It looks like I'll be handing out a lot of +2's today.
You'll have to wait until much later in the day to receive your bribes....errrrrrrr, your rewards because I actually have work to do today. For a change.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:13:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, the number of people you have rated rivals the number of alters you use to give your posts good scores.
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I give my own posts shit scores, dipshit.
Total number of Shlongy alters: ZERO, asshole.
I'm not clever enough, or, quite frankly, interested enough to have even ONE alter.
I also universally despise all alters, or haven't I made that clear around here?
But you just gave me an idea for my next post.
Who do YOU think are alters of Shlongy?
You and MickGinny can form your own Warren Committee and publish your great conspiracy theory. Perhaps, it will become a movie.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Adamdidit2u (user info) -25 on 194 = -0.13
I is a celebrity!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU DRIPPING CUNT OF A HUMAN BEING.
I wanted the most hated spot, do you mean to tell me that this WHOLE THING HAS BEEN DONE IN VEIN ??
I WENT THROUGH ALL THIS FOR NOTHING ??
ASSHOLE!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-19 10:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Professional_Peon (user info) 14 on 10 = 1.40
WOO! I'm #14!!!
I will now do the happy dance until my tits fall out of my shirt.
What?
How do you think I got so high on the list?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why have you got the cutoff at 4 reviews?
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know why I'm on this list... or what 6 on 5 means... is it a sexual reference?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:14:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*kiss*
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, the number of people you have rated rivals the number of alters you use to give your posts good scores.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-19 09:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOT DAMN! I made top 25!
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64537
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Whoa, I have a positive overall rating from you. I'm shocked.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Better than Gibberish...
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I kind of feel sorry that you have so much time on your hands.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-04-19 07:45:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
worst fucking nightmare
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Just for that I'm kidnapping you tonight and reading excerpts from The Great Gatsby. Be prepared.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sphagnum (user info) -47 on 32 = -1.47
This would indicate that you have a serious problem with reading and comprehension.
By the way, who gives a fuck how some moron has rated other posters?
Your life is in a sad and sorry state isn't it Dick brain?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-19 08:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-240 on 200 = -1.20
200 reviews? I only have 170-something posts, man. Wow. I think we're dangerously close to stalker territory.
Not only that, but you even called me out in your post. I think you have some man-love issues going on. See, you actually love me, and this confuses you like Lester's neighbor in American Beauty so you lash out against me instead. I keep waiting for you to show up in my garage and try to kiss me, only to have me tell you that I'm not into that, which will result in you shooting me with you *ahem* big gun.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-04-19 07:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'Next asshole who says that Shlongy gives out nothing but -2's will be forced, at gunpoint if necessary, to sit in a room for 90 minutes with Tom Sorrell while he talks about nothing in particular.'
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worst fucking nightmare
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 07:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I forgot to mention...all posters who gave this piece of shit a +2 will recieve 48 hours worth of +2's, as kind of a Heritage Week bonus, from Shlongy.
Thanks for stopping by.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-19 07:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
apollo88 (user info) -50 on 82 = -0.61"""
Woo!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-19 05:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=zakalwe&cutoff=1
put your own user name in the URL.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-19 05:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
phuzzygish (user info) -7 on 11 = -0.64
Ouch. Oh well, at least I made a list. That's a first.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-19 05:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-19 05:01:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
zakalwe (user info) 15 on 52 = 0.29
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Shlongy (user info) 17 on 25 = 0.68
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How do you find this?
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-04-19 05:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where do I fit in?
I don't. :(
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-19 05:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
zakalwe (user info) 15 on 52 = 0.29
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Shlongy (user info) 17 on 25 = 0.68
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-04-19 04:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fabit (user info) -20 on 10 = -2.00
I suppose i deserved that.
Pulls socks up
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-04-19 04:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I am on a list.
Davros (user info) 44 on 35 = 1.26
-Dave
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-19 04:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woohoo! I'm on a list! ...of a gazillion people...and I'm rated badly.
Aw. :(
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-19 04:08:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All those minus2's you gave me in the early days. Good job we're Uberfriends now and have to plus2 each other, right? Shlongy? Right? Helooo?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-19 03:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Merlina (user info) -10 on 52 = -0.19
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hmm... think he's got better with mine nowadays.
He's a softie really.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-04-19 01:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, at least I rate better than the user named AteMyNeighborsShit on the Shlong-O-Meter.
Come to think of it, I'm sure I rate better than Shlongy on the Shlong-O-Meter.
Oh, and bitmaps make Baby Jesus cry.
Fag.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) 64 on 49 = 1.31
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you keep me grounded Shlongy, and for that I can only give you this awesome cowboy hat I bought at the county fair. Replace "awesome" with "pink" and "cowboy hat" with "chair", though. Fuck it, I'm just going to burn it.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet, top ten. Excuse me while I masturbate.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy (user info) -22 on 46 = -0.48
(Warning: figures may not accurately depict ratings, since I give out random ratings ever since mine were revoked)
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Follow the money
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I scoured the list, and can't find myself. Apparently, I am not worthy of Shlongy's attention.
Maybe that's for the best.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Normally I give a -2 for any list I don't make, but in this case I should be grateful.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
AsshOly (user info) -6 on 17 = -0.35
And I'm still in the upper echelon of uberusers.
Seriously, whoever said Shlongy is a dick (or whatever) for giving out -2's on the majority of the posts he's rated is an idiot. Most of the shit on here is worthless, and I know most of the stuff of mine he rates negatively deserves it. He's the only really honest rater on this site.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take the 0 and be content, if not happy.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-18 23:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:30:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
williamson (user info) 6 on 8 = 0.75
Nope. But that seems a bit low, ehen we consider my efforts here.
Perhaps you could spice it up with a nice +2 this evening.
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Shit man, i treated you pretty nicely.
However if a post doesn't deserve a +2 don't expect one. You are the greatest follower of this philosophy Shlongy, and i think it's only fitting that this gets a 0.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
peckerhead- The Heritage is the tournament I worked for for 4 years...I was out there at Harbour Town Wednesday through Saturday but skipped Sunday- I figured my ex-clients had already seen enough of me for 4 days.
I watched the debacle unfold on TV- the first time in 4 years I got to see it on the tube.
Worst collapse I ever saw.
I shot 77 myself on Sunday morning, for chrissakes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh look, Professor Evans has shown up to add his expert opinion to the festivities.
Gee whiz, and I was hoping you'd tell us yet another story about how a good looking, successful, smart and great football player like yourself ended up alone for the 300th Friday night in succession.
And with those stellar English skills of yours, we can usually almost understand 17% of whatever it is you're trying to spit out.
Fuck off, Pimplehhead.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, I know you're pretty busy with this post but did you go to the 4th round of the MCI Heritage PGA tournament? How did Lonard pull ahead of Clarke? It would have been cool if Davis Love had won it -- again; Actually, forget that tournament. What are your comments on this yrs Masters at Augusta? Is Tiger once again the best in the world?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WhatTheHell only -1?
You're slippin'
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How do you get that info? I'm a lazy fuck.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YAY! I"M The most hated whooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
but sholongy is still a faggot though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You may want to retire with that record intact.
Nobody would complain...or give a shit.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sassmasterr (user info) 24 on 28 = 0.86
shit, i've got work to do...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit...I thought it would be worse than that...you SHOULD be happy.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Degreeless_Capibara (user info) -75 on 65 = -1.15
I'm honored.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:30:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
williamson (user info) 6 on 8 = 0.75
Nope. But that seems a bit low, ehen we consider my efforts here.
Perhaps you could spice it up with a nice +2 this evening.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
williamson (user info) -19 on 35 = -0.54
I've probably done worse to you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bart has a -1.17.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAhahahahahahahaahahahahahah etc.
Is that grounds for a banning?
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:26:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 becasue I have nothing better to do with my life than read all those names... and masturbate like a monkey on methamphetamines.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I remember that one, Cancer...
Before you get to excited, it was a typo. I was hammered and my finger slipped. Sorry!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One time, I remember I got a straight zero from the Shlong-meister. I'll treasure that moment forever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So there I was...hanging around my latest post...and some asshole named kale stops by. Drops a -1 and a "no comment"...and leaves.
1) What's the point?
b) Who the fuck IS kale?
3) Why should I care?
4) Nice body of work you've left in Uber, kale, you fucking moron.
Hope you didn't suffer from some kind of brain-wave overload when you typed those 9 letters.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I wouldn't define you as a "stalker", per se.
You're more like a slab of dogshit that you cannot extricate from the treads of your Nikes, no matter how many times you bang the sneakers against the side of your neighbor's house.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:53:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:41:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Electro, please don't push this to heated... And with that, I won't be a hypocrite and reply again. Unless I see it's futile to try to stop this.
Unrelated: Electro how old are you?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (It's better because I don't think he was trying to be funny)
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Nope, I was just curious. But I knew that would look funny no matter how I put it. I tried to not make it seem like I was accusing him of acting childishly. It really has nothing to do with the replies on this post.
Shlongeater, am I one of your stalkers?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I mean, HOW the hell does this have only a +.24?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40583
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck, I even -2 my OWN posts.
I actually liked my earlier work better but no one else did.
I was a misunderstood artist.
Now, I post dogshit and have fought my way into the + column.
Throw out my 6 or 7 stalkers and I would be at around +.53 by now.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That is safe to say that. Hell even I woulda -2d the hell out of my earlier posts, afterall I was at like a nice -.67 I think at one point.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
darko- I think you've been on the upswing lately, though.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-18 22:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A nice round 0. +1 because it was inteesting to find out where I was.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here you go, Shlongy...
Shlongy (user info) 22 on 28 = 0.79
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Saxon- You had a nice post today.
A lot better than this piece os hit here.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tried to put how I've rated people on 4 reviews and it was too long of a reply.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
frap (user info) -38 on 19 = -2.00
grandturismo (user info) -40 on 20 = -2.00
carolrichards (user info) -48 on 24 = -2.00
PoloboiGC (user info) -92 on 46 = -2.00
Buahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa...what a dipshit!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Saxon (user info) 24 on 21 = 1.14
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Awwwwwwwwww i wanted a prize from the Shlongy vault, guess i better post some shlongy pleasers.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-18 21:41:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
Electro, please don't push this to heated... And with that, I won't be a hypocrite and rep