The Day of the Miniskirts is upon us (1321 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.53 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GroundHogSlayer (View user info) at 2005-04-19 12:48:13 EDT
The moment of joy is upon us. Well at least it's upon me. The local BAM (Bitch Authority Meeting) has released its opening spring statement: "Today (April 19 2005) is the official day to start wearing miniskirts and/or other forms of self-revealing fashion."
Winter has officially left, and spring is starting to wrap warm air around the hills. The girls who participate in BAM had to gather hurriedly as temperatures began to climb yesterday in order to discuss whether the NO-Revealing ban was to be lifted. Thank God it was.
I walked into first this morning and was startled, in a good way, by three lushly exposed legs. When I left first, I counted one...two...three more. And that was when I stepped out the door!! I counted about 12 in all on the way to second which takes me about oh...30 seconds. I quickly sat down when I reached my class and contemplated what this could mean and was overjoyed to rationalize that today, was indeed, the Day of the Mini-Skirt.
The Day of the Mini-Skirt is the day when it seems like EVERY creature that has two legs, two boobies, and a snatch wears a mini-skirt or some other erotic item of clothing. You can usually predict when this event will occur. Some main stream hussy will wear one and then the next day, BAM (used as onomatopoeia not as an acronym), all girls are wearing miniskirts. I usually can guess the exact day with frightening accuracy, but they pulled a fast one on me this year. I was of the opinion, that the Day of the Mini-Skirt was two weeks ago. It was a warm week, and my mind was refreshed at the beauty of female glory, and they intended to show it off. I enjoyed observing BAM's probes who were strutting around going, "that's right...it's all good...I'm flaunting it." Unfortunately, I believe most of them were worried about cold weather that was coming up (which did) and they kept the ban active. They got me.
I don't like to wear shorts on the DOTM (I'm not gonna fucking right it out anymore). Enjoying the innumerable stiffies one gets during the day is too great to pass up. If you wear shorts on that day, which I've made the mistake of doing before, you can't enjoy as many out of fear of popping an enormous tent around your waste. I hate being cheated out of those boners just because of it showing through. So I wear pants, even if it's hot, just to have those irreplaceable moments of joy.
I forgot all about DOTM that I thought had occurred last week, but yesterday, seeing more probes about, refreshed my mind and gave me an impression. The wrong one though. Yesterday gave me the impression that it was time for me to start wearing shorts, NOT that DOTM was upon us. I wore shorts today. DOTM is today. I'm mad...very mad. I'm upset...frustrated with my inabilities to see this coming.
I sit here, in Media Arts, with shorts on. There's a babe in a nice pink miniskirt to my right, another across the room, and another in a corner. Last block was worse. The sexiest skank in our grade sat in the group next to me, and a chick in my group had a mega short one on.
I tell you gentleman, it's tough. Very tough. I'm fighting it even as a write. It's sickening to have a plethora of female skin all around, and not being able to get the most enjoyment out of it. This society just bites me in the ass.
(oh my gay!! she just turned and gave me a flash. mmmmm, white cotton panties)
User Reviews
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-21 21:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God Bless em
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty good. Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am a consumer whore!
And how!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was damn good.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank god my penis is so small, or I would have been embarrassed as shit today.
Submitted by mreddy1 (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you and me both, brother.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
One of the girls I went to college with became a porn star. She was only in school for a year before she left to do internet porn. It was kind of sad, but I only felt sorry for her boyfriend. It fucked up his head indescribably. He would tell us about how he saw her in orgies on the internet squatting on some dudes face. Sometimes he'd start crying. She fucked him up real bad. Anyway, that's my story.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"...when it seems like EVERY creature that has two legs, two boobies, and a snatch wears a mini-skirt or some other erotic item of clothing."
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Winter has officially left, and spring is starting to wrap warm air around the hills.
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Not in NW Washington, buddy. FUCK SEATTLE.
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm wearing a mini-skirt today! And I have a nice brown tan too!
Let the days of mini-skirt begin!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:50:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a funny guy. Homophones aren't your friend though, are they?
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HA!
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ehhh. it's ok.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:18:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HARLOTS! WANTONS! SLUTS!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64430
Gotta love 'em.
Submitted by GroundHogSlayer (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i care more about the story or purpose than spelling and grammar. besides, i suck at both just enough not to care
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You can definitely tell you are more interested in the miniskirts than spelling and grammar.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-19 12:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a funny guy. Homophones aren't your friend though, are they?