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Submitted by http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/ (View user info) at 2005-04-19 14:01:12 EDT




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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-01 15:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MrMantis (user info) at 2005-04-21 15:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I gather from your site (wak-pak-moneyback) that you are not a lover of Muslims Mr Delay.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/64774

Read this and give tell me what you think unless you just cant be arsed or even care at all.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-21 13:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

B@W!


Submitted by MrMantis (user info) at 2005-04-20 14:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Why in the now deceased pope wearing earings? Does anyone know where the word Pope comes from.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-20 13:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My sausage is spicy.

Submitted by PrissyB (user info) at 2005-04-20 09:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I should have written "self-fulfilling", just before "prophesies". My bad.

Submitted by PrissyB (user info) at 2005-04-20 09:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

But, how does this fit into the Saint Malachy "prophesies"?

http://www.catholic-pages.com/grabbag/malachy.asp

http://www.catholicplanet.com/articles/article41.htm

Finger licking good!

Submitted by Viper_04 (user info) at 2005-04-20 07:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What is it with people and foolish posts?

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:10:35 (#)
Ranking: -2

Average at best, but I can only give you a -2 because you link whore like a sad cunt.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Average at best, but I can only give you a -2 because you link whore like a sad cunt.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This ain't as bad as your usual horseshit.

Submitted by MrMantis (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


HAR! Even if you did write this in British, it's still funny. By the by, what's the L with a line through it? Is that Brit-code for dollars?

................i would like to think this was an attempt at humour....but I do actually beleive that an American can be enough ignorant not to use this we have infact not dollars but pounds, and that yes, this is the symbol for it.

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-04-19 16:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:27:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR! Even if you did write this in British, it's still funny. By the by, what's the L with a line through it? Is that Brit-code for dollars?
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We've got a genius on our hands here, folks.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-19 16:03:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I thought Daniel Craig was chosen

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Shillings? Erm. Ask Apollo, I'm only 22.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How much is that in shillings?

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought they were going to cast Samuel L. Jackson as the next Bond?

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Triple crunch Ratzinger!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-19 15:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:37:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

£1.99 is something like $500,000 in your country. I could buy three of your Mexicans for the cost of a bog roll.

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Try $3.81, which would only buy you a small crippled Mexican named "Paco".

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

£1.99 is something like $500,000 in your country. I could buy three of your Mexicans for the cost of a bog roll.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:27:11 (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR! Even if you did write this in British, it's still funny. By the by, what's the L with a line through it? Is that Brit-code for dollars?

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idiot

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR! Even if you did write this in British, it's still funny. By the by, what's the L with a line through it? Is that Brit-code for dollars?

Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God Bless Benedict XVI: http://www.leonardos706.com/706_pics/DSCN1410.JPG


Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

KFC is top of the fast food pile over here.

i.e. it is edible.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

....think it opened in the 50's. Or 70's. Not too sure. 30's?

Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for not having ratz in the burger. You had to fuck it all up, didn't you?

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes. The very first one was opened 15 miles from here, in Preston, Lancashire. (It says so on the wall).


Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Do they have KFC over there?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-04-19 14:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit...forgot to put the rats in the burger!


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