Is it wrong that I think it is funny when little kids swear??? (859 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.75 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DarthFaded (View user info) at 2005-04-19 17:32:11 EDT
Ok I have a 3 year old little boy.
He is very, very intelligent, and like most 3 year old he mimics everything he hears. One day he was talking in front of my whole family on a day that he had just met his twin cousins for the first time.
My aunt asks him " Who did you get to meet today?"
Darthfaded Jr. responds " Emily and Eric"
" And who are they?"
He responds " Fucking twins"
I just about lost it... Of course as a parent I felt it necessary to refrain from the natural burst of laughter that I was struggling to hold back. I am supposed to punish him... But it was unexpected and random and just ......Fucking hilarious..... Every adult in the room was trying to hide how utterly hysterical the incident was.
I don't condone him talking like that, and yes I did punish him and make him apologize to everyone. But the little devil on my shoulder is always reminding me how damn funny it is, urging me to see what else I can make him say.....
It was almost as funny as have a 3 foot midget in a tux in New Orleans telling Mardi Gras is known for Cold Beer and Hot pussy... but that is a story for another time.
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-20 09:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny old thing, life.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:47:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:40:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-20 01:32:48 EDT (#)
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pretty funny. i like it when little kids tell their moms that their pee-pees are hard.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:15:56 EDT (#)
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i've been saying for years that hbo needs a show full of little kids saying "fuck" and "cunt."
it'd be a smash hit
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:49:59 EDT (#)
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Little kids swearing is almost as great as boobs.
Almost.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:14:00 EDT (#)
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I would never censor my kids. I would tell them the truth: that swearing can be a great way to convey an emotion, but if you take to swearing too often or too young, your vocabulary can turn to, well, shit.
Submitted by ATILLAtheGREAT (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:51:45 EDT (#)
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+2.....but you're going to punish a 3 year old.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:50:19 EDT (#)
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I feed my dogs jalepenos.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:27:43 EDT (#)
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Hilarious!
I remember watching one of my nephews years ago when my brother and his wife had to go do some shopping and stuff. The kid was a toddler, so he just played with his toy cars until they showed up. Everything was going just great until the kid started saying, "Fuck! Fuck!" over and over again. I nearly jumped out of my skin, and I thought my brother was gonna flip out because he was pretty uptight about me swearing near his kids, but all he did was look at the kid and say, "Boy, he sure likes playing with that truck."
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-19 18:52:21 EDT (#)
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Fuck no, it's all good.
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-04-19 18:34:11 EDT (#)
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Oh when they think that they are being brunt and forceful back at you. That's when you have to laugh... "I said no!" while they shake their fist at you.
My oldest told me that "I'm putting your name on the board, WITH A CHECK!"... hahaha
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-19 18:29:12 EDT (#)
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I can understand that... reminds of this advert a little. Link is NSFW.
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=966
Hope that worked.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-04-19 18:10:19 EDT (#)
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But where did he learn it?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 18:01:41 EDT (#)
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I was searing before I could even successfully poop my diaperoos...and look how swell I turned out.
Let him go. Encourage his creativity.
He's a future Uberite.
Hell, let him type instead of you doing it some time. Hitting letters on the keyboard, at random, is probably more entertaining than most of your posts, anyway.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:56:57 EDT (#)
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When I babysit I let the kids watch South Park, hell it's just a fuckin' cartoon - right?
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:52:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:39:42 (#)
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Next time you get pulled over on a traffic stop, have your kid call the cop a 'fucking pig'.
If the cop laughs, than it's OK!
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I would laugh, does that count?
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:44:35 EDT (#)
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Be careful young Jedi.... It wont be funny when he is 16.
However, you gotta laugh at stuff like that.
But only when they have left the room.....
<chuckle chuckle>
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:39:42 EDT (#)
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Next time you get pulled over on a traffic stop, have your kid call the cop a 'fucking pig'.
If the cop laughs, than it's OK!
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:39:22 EDT (#)
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see below
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-04-19 17:36:45 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahhahahaha
i know the feeling
don't punish him