Beating Uber Faggot's off with a Stick.. This is how you are... (1905 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.62 on 110 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by "Chris the Alcholic Evans" (View user info) at 2005-04-19 19:19:45 EDT
Losers in the Cyber world? Damn can it be done? Is it for real? And people that are losers in there own lives that come on to uber to bitch, vent, and talk shit to others. We have the grade A pieces of shit Like Jpgreening(fattest biggest loser on earth) then we have people that tell stories that you just quite don't believe (Fat Tony) but people like fat Tony are awesome because even though people hate his fatass you have to respect his writing and also there is a aura of truth in what he writes.
So people isn't it pretty sad when someone that is a loser in real life comes off as a loser on the internet world? Isn't that the ultimate loser Dom? I mean you can make up lies about yourself, or build yourself up, or else even talk shit on the net like you're a tough guy always the pussy comes out. Yes the pussy rises to the fucking top and it can be seen in such posters as Jpgreening, JonnyX,Apollo88(Big fat, loser fuck),Zoidberg (yeah fucking Zoidberg), and Sholnogy.
Now class I'm going to describe these loser's and some others who are just fucking fag's on uber as well as fag's on real life. See a lot of these shit bricks post everyday or post about serious ass shit that no one on the net could possibly help them with. Or they just post because they have no one on gods green earth to talk to. Now let's have a look-see will we.
The ultimate loser.... Jpgreening- This guy is the most pathetic piece of shit that I have ever heard of or read about on the internet or in real life. He even beats this one fuck I know named Morgan who talked shit, got beat with a crowbar, sells dope gets caught 3 times, and is now working as janitor at our old Jr.highschool at the age of 20. Now it's funny because Morgan got told by our 8th grade teacher that he would be working there and shit she was dead fucking on.
Jpgreening is the biggest loser on here. He doesn't help himself he just bitches and bitches about immigrants, or Mexicans or someone who is a bigger loser fuck than himself taking his job. He doesn't realize the fact that he fucking barely graduated high school (or dropped out) he never followed company policy, and his fat ass got fired. Now you would think some responsibility would be taken but Noooooooo. He blames people on uber for his losing his job, and also he depends on uber. His only friends are at ubercons and that is fucking sad. He feels an actual emotional connection to some random idiot somewhere on the web and that is sad. Blast me for this people. But jay I don't advocate suicide but in your case dude bite the bullet fatty. You're just going to get fatter and lonelier, and uglier and poorer. And you don't like Mexicans? Well get used to them that's all your going to see in the hard luck field of being a security guard. Good luck fat boy. Dude fatty slit your fucking wrists. And Jay I know you hate me because it is so hard to see someone doing something promising with there life at a young age. And you at already age 25 are a fucking failure. You already lost the race fat boy. It sucks but just think of me in that BMW fatty when you're starving.
Now let's go one to someone with no fucking life. Literally this asshole is 45+ and spends all his time on uber. Talking shit, berating people etc... this loser's name is Shonlgy. Now uber you guys may be taken aback by this because some of you beat off to his posts. But think people he is 45+ with no life but to try and talk shit to people age 15-23. Are you serious? Don't you have a career old Balls? Don't you have a wife or a kid? Or something of worth while at age 45+? Have you accomplished anything besides MVA on uber? Now COM 'on gray balls you have got to have something better to do. Like grand kids to watch? Kids in college? Something. Your life is already half over and you spend your time on uber like a fucking twat. Dude you fucking suck... seriously you're a fucking loser. Now give me my -2 and don't have a heart attack while pressing the mouse. I mean what type of loser try's to break down 16-21 year olds? Are you that fucking lame? Sholongy I have more respect for Barney then you? Dude fucking Barney.. that's fucking sad.
JonnyX- you're a fucking lameass. You post bullshit, everything you post sucks. Your like a loser fucking nerdo', got my ass handed to me my whole life, with wedgies all over the dame place, and they made me eat dog food bitch. You try to give people -2's to try and feel powerful in your shitty ass life. You talk shit on uber because you can't talk shit in real life.
Apollo88- you have a big fucking head. Plus you're ugly as sin? And aren't' you British or something? Go make me some tea fat boy before I cut some beacon off your back. Hop to it.
Zoidberg- your just fucking lame. Some of your shit is cool once in a while....aaahh no fucking way. You only post about political bullshit. You're not a congressman and you're not doing shit to help your lot in life. If you don't plan to do shit just shut your fucking mouth about politics you fuck. Just shut the fuck up. Really shut the fuck up.
Plus you're a fucking Faggot. Yep. I know it hurts.. it hurts because it's true...
QueenAshlee- For someone who goes to my brothers Ala mater you are fucking lameass bitch. You should go to UW or something like that. You give all cougars a bad fucking name. Keep bitching about bullshit that no one cares about. P.S. no one understands you because no one fucking cares... see there... Problem solved.
There are others but now people there are some people on uber who even though they let there personality through in there writing and there stories are cool fucking people that I wouldn't mind kicking it with and tossing back a few with.
MyNameisTim- You're a cool guy fat boy. I like the way you write because your like me you write stories that Actually( Take a good look at that word people) happened to you. You're a Non Fiction writer just like myself. Plus your not some pencil necked geek bitch like so many others on uber are. Remember my post on jocks? Shit you would have thought I Stole the nerds pocket protector. Oh yeah I did steal something from them.. There bullshit excuse that they have it harder than the rest of us. Yep Got that shit Ganked.
Jeaneanne- You're cool as fuck. You write shit that's cool and pertains to you. Plus you're a nice person I like nice people.
Boneface- You're a fucking badass. Your writing let's me know and the great +2's that you give me that we would get along fine.
GodLovesAlittleLovin- Dude to cool hot smoking dudes like ourselves could go into a hotdog eating contest, smoke bud, and bust out peyote on 10 year old fat kids and while there tripping out, rob them and steal the pies from the pie eating contest, get wasted off some forty's of OE (is there anything else) go home play street fighter 2 get to the secret level because were so badass and beat the end boss Shang Long and then watch the secret ending of Ken pumping Chun Li.. Yeah man he does her in the pooper. Oh yeah after that we can eat Cinnamon Toast crunch in the morning. Oh I mean I can eat Cinnamon toast crunch your ass get's the plain flakes... yeah the plain flakes bitch....
Fat Tony- Somehow I really like you. Your writing is awesome and for the most part real. You have lived a pretty crazy life from the stories you tell. Even though you're a dirty Guido fuck. I respect your ass and I know you're a cool person in real life. I would fucking pound a forty and eat a pound of Canoli with your fatass. Plus anytime you trip an old cracked out bum and sock him for eating a piece of your pizza. I will defend you anytime fat boy.
CaunucksFan- your badass because you are about the only person on uber who rates true. Every time you rate someone it is on how the post is. You're tight just for that.
Mr.Willard- I used to think you were a loser in real life like on the web but you proved me wrong you're probably a cool dude and drank mad brew.
Domehead- You're a funny fuck. And your cool too. I would pound brews with you..
Adamdidittou22- You is a cock guzzling faggot. And if I had to make a post about how much of a fucking faggot, loser, and lying bitch you are I would have to write a 30 volume novel. Do you ever post anything besides your stupid try to be clever picture posts? Can you fucking write? God your lame and a faggot. Die... Die... Die... shit brick.
The rest sorry if I forgot you. And tell me if I'm right or wrong about the people of uber. Sometimes you just can't hide how much of a fag you are. A chameleon always changes back to its normal color. So what you guys think? Let me know? And do you think a lot of people on here front about who they really are? And some just let the loser come out as if they can't suppress. Some of you Nerdo's are sad fucks.. I'll say...
User Reviews
Submitted by richsghostdog (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaahhhhh...fresh air. I liked it alot...venting one's spleen is an underated activity, y'all should try it sometime.
Submitted by rdn4 (user info) at 2005-04-22 10:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:36:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know or agree or anything, but I liked this sentence:
Adamdidittou22- You is a cock guzzling faggot.
+2
------------------------------------------------------------------------
I don't know or agree or anything, but I liked that rating.
= D
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-04-21 13:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When you pluralize a noun, there is no apostrophe insterted before the "s".
e.g. faggot ---> faggots
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-04-21 11:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cry Baby
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looks like you got the top 10 easiest people to push their buttons listed.
Submitted by BigCore (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. I weep for humanity.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Chris Evans is a secret agent or something. Why else would he guard his real identity so closely? (unless he is a spotty little boy laughing to himself in his bedroom about insulting all the grown ups on the internet...)
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know or agree or anything, but I liked this sentence:
Adamdidittou22- You is a cock guzzling faggot.
+2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-04-20 20:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Chris evans loves to beat faggots off.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-20 19:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAA.
YES!
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chris Evans back on top.... YES! give me my crown.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 16:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chris Evans back on top you see.. huh?
Always on top. just like where I used to be.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-20 16:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so have you always been this gay or did you have to practice first?
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesome Johnson your name speaks volumes of how cool you are. Thanks for the plus 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure ya did, Chris.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuure ya did.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a bitch ain't nothin' but a ho, man
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude I cut down these losers faster than a hot knife threw butter.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:16:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Best review of this post EVAR!! Made up for actual lack of content in the post... and had better grammer! As for the post...don't bother.
----------------
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:12:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Radar. I like that word. You know what's cool about the word radar? If you spell it backwards, you get the same thing: radar. Neat, huh? What else is cool is if you spell the word swims upside down. You get: swims. Again, the same thing. I didn't come up with that myself or anything, but have always thought that was ...
(I deleted the rest..scroll down to read it all. Awesome bit of randomness)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How did I miss this?
Besides, the "beating off faggots" was the truest statement he's ever made...
I didn't even read this after I saw my name, because I can pretty much tell you the contents...
"You and you and you and you are not cool at all. You're faggots. I am me. I am not a faggot. I'm going to now lie about what I drive, how I look, where I go to school, what kind of ass I get and a million other things, because to myself, it sounds totally correct and true."
How far off am I?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-20 15:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-20 14:59:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn I bet you spell your name wrong too sometimes. Go ahead we all know your retarded. The first step to living with mental retardation is to admit you are a retard. Trust me I know.
--------
Pure hilarity! I'm starting to warm to your sense of humour after all Knuckles. When are you going to post something again?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-20 14:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn I bet you spell your name wrong too sometimes. Go ahead we all know your retarded. The first step to living with mental retardation is to admit you are a retard. Trust me I know.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2005-04-20 14:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
made me laugh out loud in a couple places.
+2 for Mr. Evans
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-20 14:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:39:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the shout-out.
I like you because you remind me of some of my college friends, and your stories always make me laugh. Your writing has improved too.
----------
Girl, I love ya and all but....HOW CAN YOU TELL???
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 13:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Adam everything I said about you was on the money. You fucking suck. your writeing when you do write is boreing and shitty.
you post picture post's because well you have no talent. Your the fucking Rudy of uber. People give you plus 2's for your picture post's because they don't respect you. Dude you suck. really you do.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-20 13:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
missed the love
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-20 13:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Adamdidittou22- You is a cock guzzling faggot. And if I had to make a post about how much of a fucking faggot, loser, and lying bitch you are I would have to write a 30 volume novel. Do you ever post anything besides your stupid try to be clever picture posts? Can you fucking write? God your lame and a faggot. Die... Die... Die... shit brick.
=================
I write plenty, but to comprehend that you would need to be able to read words longer than 4 letters.
So I see I still am ruling your ass all over the place...It's ok because you're a dirty Mexican anyway
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 13:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I spoke the truth. yep on the money with this one.
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-04-20 13:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't Care
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-20 11:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm pretty sure this gives credit to your description of how much of a tool JismboyX is :- http://www.ubersite.com/m/64557#1276390
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-20 11:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
7. Beating Uber Faggot's off ... (50 heat)
I think that about sums it up.
Submitted by Hands_Rambone (user info) at 2005-04-20 11:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah Zoidberg is a FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He sucks COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You two should get along great then.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:12:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Radar. I like that word. You know what's cool about the word radar? If you spell it backwards, you get the same thing: radar. Neat, huh? What else is cool is if you spell the word swims upside down. You get: swims. Again, the same thing. I didn't come up with that myself or anything, but have always thought that was something pretty impressive to know. Kind of like the circumference of the Earth. I don't actually know what it is, but it would be very impressive if I did. I think the equation is pi times the diameter. Speaking of pies, have you ever had Strawberry Rhubarb pie? I really like it. The strawberrys' sweetness makes up for the rhubarbs' sourness. What else is sweet are those new MP3 players. This guy at the Denny's I work at has one and it can hold more songs than I own on CD. Which isn't a lot because I left my CD travel case on the bus and it had about half of my total collection. Plus it was all the good stuff. You know what else is good stuff? That Red Bull drink. I once had two of them and was so buzzed that I stayed up until something like 2am. The TV really sucks after about 11pm. It's these really boring talk shows and infomercials. I did see one cool infomercial for some business marketing thing where you just sit at home and look at your pool while the money rolls in. I thought about doing it, but you needed a credit card and I don't have one. I do have a Blackbuster video card. Well, it's not mine it's my brothers, but he said he doesn't need it anymore because he moved. I once worked as a mover, but got fired because I dropped this box and it had a bunch of plates in it so they all broke. Speaking of broke, I am hurting pretty bad for cash right now. This Friday is pay day, but I need to save most of it for rent and my phone bill. This guy Bill who I work with he just bought a car, which is pretty cool because maybe one day he'll give me a ride in it. At least I hope he will. He's a cook and I'm just a busboy, so there's a whole socio-economic divide between us. Some of the kitchen guys say that working out in the restaurant part is for chicks and that the real men work in the back. Actually, I would imagine that the real men come in as customers and eat like steaks and shit. But whatever, I'm just happy to have a job. Besides, if I make waiter then I can get tips, which would be awesome. You know what else is awesome? There's a new Star Wars movie coming out this summer. I'm not going on opening day though, because the lines are crazy. I think I'll just go a couple of weeks later during the day on a week day. I currently get Tuesdays and Wednesdays off. That's my weekend, which is weird because the weekends are normally Saturday and Sunday. No, I don't go to church on Wednesdays. People always ask me that. I don't know if they are serious or it is a joke. I did hear a good joke though. I horse walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?" That one kills me, it is so funny. Bullets can kill me too. But not Superman. He's faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locamotive. A Dodge Ram 1500 is not more pwoerful than a locamotive though. This guy I went to school with, Tim Donnelly, he tried to drive across a railway line before a train past, but didn't make it and was killed. Apparently he was drinking, which is not a good thing when you drive. I suppose not, because will all the bumps and stuff it would be easy to spill that drink. I spilled a drink on a customer the other day. Luckily it was water and not hot coffee. They were kind of pissed, but my boss said not to worry because ice water doens't burn like coffee does. I like coffee. It can totally get me wired though, kind of like that Red Bull stuff. This one time I had two of them of them and.. wait I already told you that.
Submitted by rurumon (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why is everyone you hate...or even like for that matter, fat? You have some sort of complex or something?
Submitted by maximus3000 (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about PoloboiGC
User id: 14541
Registered on or around: 2004-12-09 22:11:43
# Messages posted: 90
# Reviews written: 1056
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 3798
# Hits: 57961
Average rating of all messages: -1.09
HA HA.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-20 09:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JonnyX- you're a fucking lameass. You post bullshit, everything you post sucks. Your like a loser fucking nerdo', got my ass handed to me my whole life, with wedgies all over the dame place, and they made me eat dog food bitch. You try to give people -2's to try and feel powerful in your shitty ass life. You talk shit on uber because you can't talk shit in real life.
-------
Secures the +2 from me.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
crybaby
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for the shout-out.
I like you because you remind me of some of my college friends, and your stories always make me laugh. Your writing has improved too.
Submitted by tragiksaint (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
evans, why don't you bitch and cry a little more?
every fucking post is a whine.
waa, waa. the uber community doesn't like me. waa.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-20 06:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(made you look)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-20 06:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One day. One fucking day, I will make a fucking list on this site.
And Chris, you mispelled BMW down there. I just thank everything good and fucking pure you don't drive a Maserati. Git.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-20 06:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you died of super aids?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-20 06:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Making your loser list is somewhat of a compliment old shag.
Now scurry along and get me my cheeseburger will you? There's a good chap.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-04-20 05:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If this is the quality of education you need to study law in America then I think I may just have to emigrate.
Was I the only one to realise the irony of Chris Evans complaining about the low quality of posts on Uber?
Quit posting the quality will rise by 200%.
-Dave
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-20 05:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh...and that line about respecting barney more....that was fucking funny. Doesn't matter who it was directed at
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-20 05:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally, I made it into a tribute/hate post. About fucking time.
I'm just not sure to take it as a compliment or....what....I'm confused
Oh well, heres a +2 for thinking of me you sexy bastard.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-04-20 04:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Business Law my ass. The way you write, I'd be suprised if you made it out of elementary school. Heai everbodi, luk at mee! I'm so edcated! hahaha burn yu fagots! I wouldn't trust you with child-safe scissors you moron.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-04-20 04:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'The rest sorry if I forgot you. And tell me if I'm right or wrong about the people of uber. Sometimes you just can't hide how much of a fag you are. A chameleon always changes back to its normal color. So what you guys think? Let me know? And do you think a lot of people on here front about who they really are? And some just let the loser come out as if they can't suppress. Some of you Nerdo's are sad fucks.. I'll say...'
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why the fuck would you be asking for advice from all the uber-faggots if you're so goddamn cool? You don't need their approval do you? After all, you're 'da man'. People who write shit like this make me wonder why eugenics was made illegal. Oh, and fuck you, you stupid drooling fuck.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-20 04:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:04:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see why your negative twoing this. You all should be given me plus 2's I spoke the fucking truth. I may call out more poster's if need be.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Yes but who gives a flying fuck about what you have to say anyway. You're meant to be a guy majoring in Law and you sound like a whiny twelve year old whose balls even hate him so much they refuse to drop. Its people like you that embarrass me. I don't hate you. You are just an embarrassment to the male of the species. I pity you. How you'll ever get laid is beyond me. I recommend you cut and paste this whole post and save it safely until you're about 40. Then read it and cringe at your complete lack of grammar, dignity, social graces and lord knows what else. I don't even know you but I hate you and what you represent.
Ugggh *shudder*
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for The_Fan!
I LOOOOOOOOOVE Strawberry Rhubarb pie! It's like sex for the mouth...*salivating*
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would have made a snappy comeback and given you a -2, but I don't know who are and I haven't posted often enough to enter your wrath's radar screen.
Radar. I like that word. You know what's cool about the word radar? If you spell it backwards, you get the same thing: radar. Neat, huh? What else is cool is if you spell the word swims upside down. You get: swims. Again, the same thing. I didn't come up with that myself or anything, but have always thought that was something pretty impressive to know. Kind of like the circumference of the Earth. I don't actually know what it is, but it would be very impressive if I did. I think the equation is pi times the diameter. Speaking of pies, have you ever had Strawberry Rhubarb pie? I really like it. The strawberrys' sweetness makes up for the rhubarbs' sourness. What else is sweet are those new MP3 players. This guy at the Denny's I work at has one and it can hold more songs than I own on CD. Which isn't a lot because I left my CD travel case on the bus and it had about half of my total collection. Plus it was all the good stuff. You know what else is good stuff? That Red Bull drink. I once had two of them and was so buzzed that I stayed up until something like 2am. The TV really sucks after about 11pm. It's these really boring talk shows and infomercials. I did see one cool infomercial for some business marketing thing where you just sit at home and look at your pool while the money rolls in. I thought about doing it, but you needed a credit card and I don't have one. I do have a Blackbuster video card. Well, it's not mine it's my brothers, but he said he doesn't need it anymore because he moved. I once worked as a mover, but got fired because I dropped this box and it had a bunch of plates in it so they all broke. Speaking of broke, I am hurting pretty bad for cash right now. This Friday is pay day, but I need to save most of it for rent and my phone bill. This guy Bill who I work with he just bought a car, which is pretty cool because maybe one day he'll give me a ride in it. At least I hope he will. He's a cook and I'm just a busboy, so there's a whole socio-economic divide between us. Some of the kitchen guys say that working out in the restaurant part is for chicks and that the real men work in the back. Actually, I would imagine that the real men come in as customers and eat like steaks and shit. But whatever, I'm just happy to have a job. Besides, if I make waiter then I can get tips, which would be awesome. You know what else is awesome? There's a new Star Wars movie coming out this summer. I'm not going on opening day though, because the lines are crazy. I think I'll just go a couple of weeks later during the day on a week day. I currently get Tuesdays and Wednesdays off. That's my weekend, which is weird because the weekends are normally Saturday and Sunday. No, I don't go to church on Wednesdays. People always ask me that. I don't know if they are serious or it is a joke. I did hear a good joke though. I horse walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says "Why the long face?" That one kills me, it is so funny. Bullets can kill me too. But not Superman. He's faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locamotive. A Dodge Ram 1500 is not more pwoerful than a locamotive though. This guy I went to school with, Tim Donnelly, he tried to drive across a railway line before a train past, but didn't make it and was killed. Apparently he was drinking, which is not a good thing when you drive. I suppose not, because will all the bumps and stuff it would be easy to spill that drink. I spilled a drink on a customer the other day. Luckily it was water and not hot coffee. They were kind of pissed, but my boss said not to worry because ice water doens't burn like coffee does. I like coffee. It can totally get me wired though, kind of like that Red Bull stuff. This one time I had two of them of them and.. wait I already told you that.
Have a good night and probably see you tomorrow.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-04-20 01:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i was over at the kettles office earlier and he had just recieved a fax from the pot. something about being black. i didnt bother reading it all, just like i didnt finish this pile of rubbish. off with you know, before your retardation spreads and infects the rest of us.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
guess what?
wtf i'm not reading all that -2 die
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I give you -2s because your grammar is atrocious, your spelling is reminiscent of a retarded second grader, your sentence/paragraph structure leaves a LOT to be desired, your posts have no flow whatsoever, your vocabulary is severely limited, you whine and bitch about the stupidest things, you're almost always wrong, you're pretty much an all-around asshole, your priorities and world view are frighteningly skewed, and you completely ignore all these things and somehow have convinced yourself that everyone in the world thinks you're the greatest thing since mashed potatoes, when really, we all wish you'd shut up and go away.
That enough reasons for ya?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do you & maxi pad always post at the same time?
Hmmmmm?
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry queenAshlee it was QueenSkye.
Ooops. But whatever you give me -2's for no reason except it was me so fuck off.
But QueenSkye FUCK YOU BITCH!
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
QueenAshlee you go to Washington State right? or you attended washington state?
that's my brothers school. Both my brothers and a Cousin went there.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
QueenAshlee- For someone who goes to my brothers Ala mater you are fucking lameass bitch. You should go to UW or something like that. You give all cougars a bad fucking name. Keep bitching about bullshit that no one cares about. P.S. no one understands you because no one fucking cares... see there... Problem solved.
WTF are you talking about? I don't go to your brother's college. And it's not "Ala mater." In fact, none of what you said about me made any sense....
(+2 because I'm in it)
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:57:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah Siren. Clever. Fuckin idiot.
------------------------------------
It apparently was sort of clever since you put it as your title. If it was an obvious glaring kick to your own ass, you likely would've changed it. So, either you're really stupid or really a faggot. Either way, I feel sorry that you're such a bad sport. I did, after all, only give you a 0. Now go get your binky.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see why your negative twoing this. You all should be given me plus 2's I spoke the fucking truth. I may call out more poster's if need be.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zoidberg why are you still on this post. Dude didn't you get the Memo...
You have been BANNED From Chris Evans post's. I won't even acknowledge you anymore.
What you think Chris Evans posts and responses are a right? Son sorry they are a privilage.
now run along now. You have been banned you faggot.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
though I agree about the "no pictures", you ordering people to "FUcking loser learn to write." was just funny beyond belief
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah Siren. Clever. Fuckin idiot.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You want to beat faggots off? Wow, at least you're open about it.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:54:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or I'm just great like that.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You don't even try. Most Heated probably.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH yeah my words on Sholongy were right on the fucking money. God damn was I on.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kai I speak the truth.
You all know it. I just called out the bullshit. Adamdidit2u is fucking bullshit. He never post's nothing but stupid lameass pictures. Hey fuck hat your not on Adult Swim. Your shit is corney and annoying. Plus I can't belive people give your loser ass plus 2's it's like on here you just can't give certain people bad ratings anymore.
Me if you suck, you get your -2. And I don't give pictures shit. FUcking loser learn to write. This isn't myspace ass goblins.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hate hate, and love love.
- Kai
Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he said i'm cool.
thats enough to earn a +2
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey I was on the money.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am crying...
damn onions.
Submitted by ze_poodle (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know half the people you're talkin about. Also, you're not funny. I don't come here to listen to unfunny people whinge about how everyone else is a loser.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:06:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GodLovesAlittleLovin- Dude to cool hot smoking dudes like ourselves could go into a hotdog eating contest, smoke bud, and bust out peyote on 10 year old fat kids and while there tripping out, rob them and steal the pies from the pie eating contest, get wasted off some forty's of OE (is there anything else) go home play street fighter 2 get to the secret level because were so badass and beat the end boss Shang Long and then watch the secret ending of Ken pumping Chun Li.. Yeah man he does her in the pooper. Oh yeah after that we can eat Cinnamon Toast crunch in the morning. Oh I mean I can eat Cinnamon toast crunch your ass get's the plain flakes... yeah the plain flakes bitch....
---------------------------------------------
I like the cut of your jib. Granted I have to eat something known as "plain flakes" for breakfast, which i hope has alcohol on it, but needless to say man peyote it the SHIZNITE!
Submitted by ShotgunMessiah (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, dude. Seriously, this grammar was horriffic. I mean, at least try to keep it remotely coherent. I stopped reading when you said something like "Plus you're ugly as sin?" Who are you asking?
Besides, Adamdidit2u's picture posts rock. So -2 for being a lying sack of shit.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about PoloboiGC
User id: 14541
Registered on or around: 2004-12-09 22:11:43
# Messages posted: 90
# Reviews written: 1056
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 3798
# Hits: 57961
Average rating of all messages: -1.09
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'Beating Uber Faggot is off with a stick'
or 'Beaing the 'is off with a stick' that is owned by uber faggot'
or you didn't need a ' there before the s in 'faggot'
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think this pretty much epitomizes every meaning and nuance of the phrase:
ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please...Never post again, at LEAST until you manage to pass 9th grade English, Football Star.
(You're a Fucking idiot).
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and why are you beating us off with a stick?
from your posts I always assumed you were pretty good at doing that with your hand
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know people the quality of post's on uber is going down. And picture post's should be banned.
Anyone who does a picture post should have a needle shoved into the head of there cock. That will teach em'
Wow. For once, and no sarcasm here, I agree with you. Camwhores are the stupidest things ever.
In the meantime, you're still a dumb faggot
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know people the quality of post's on uber is going down. And picture post's should be banned.
Anyone who does a picture post should have a needle shoved into the head of there cock. That will teach em'
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ZoidFaggot..
Moon Over Washington? that post was fucking sucked. man just shut your whole. You post bullshit all day.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually my one (thats the number before two, not sure how much your Sally Struthers University has taught you in the way of math) post about "politics" was actually about constitutional law, something quite apart from the infighting of republicans and democrats.
but yes, I'm hideous. how you know that even though I've never posted a picture is beyond me, but wow
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MisterCeltic thanks for the love.
Submitted by MisterCeltic (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Witty, insightful, well written.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was at you Zoidberg
Your an ugly faggot? that better.
Plus you don't know shit about poltic's because your an uneducated fuck. Really you are. Just shut your mouth about the world and worry about your shitty life.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX- you're a fucking lameass. You post bullshit, everything you post sucks. Your like a loser fucking nerdo', got my ass handed to me my whole life, with wedgies all over the dame place, and they made me eat dog food bitch. You try to give people -2's to try and feel powerful in your shitty ass life. You talk shit on uber because you can't talk shit in real life.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your an ugly faggot? that better.
Plus you don't know shit about poltic's because your an uneducated fuck. Really you are. Just shut your mouth about the world and worry about your shitty life.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha the best you can do is to call me a faggot?
yeah, that's original.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:41:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gotta go workout bitches. But hey my words ring true huh? Right on the money whether it's shooting a shot or pissing into a toilet. I'm always on the money.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You can't spell, use grammar or punctuate. However, +1 because I fucking hate Shlongy as well.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Degreeless Buisness Law.
But whatever man. I Think my post was so on the money. I just said what everyone else was thinking.
I'm the fucking Beacon for the True Voice of uber.
"I'm the people's Poster" This is the voice of the people.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's your major?
Submitted by MrMantis (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or maybe you mean baycon
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX did someone get there feelings hurt nerdo? your a faggot and a loser. Not a good combonation.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr.Mantis Spell check fucked it all up. I know.. fucking beacon. ahhahaha man that's fucked.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:34:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"GodLovesAlittleLovin- Dude to cool hot smoking dudes like ourselves could go into a hotdog eating contest, smoke bud, and bust out peyote on 10 year old fat kids and while there tripping out, rob them and steal the pies from the pie eating contest, get wasted off some forty's of OE (is there anything else) go home play street fighter 2 get to the secret level because were so badass and beat the end boss Shang Long and then watch the secret ending of Ken pumping Chun Li.. Yeah man he does her in the pooper. Oh yeah after that we can eat Cinnamon Toast crunch in the morning. Oh I mean I can eat Cinnamon toast crunch your ass get's the plain flakes... yeah the plain flakes bitch.... "
__________
~~~somebody has a boy-crush!!!~~~
talk about a secret ending, the only ending is gonna be GLALL pumping Chris Evans....in the pooper!
(while eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch)
Submitted by MrMantis (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Surely you would be refering to bacon wouldnt you?
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Notrouious brett you notrious faggot who are you? don't post on my post shit brick.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr.Mantis It is a part of the body from a swine. As you can tell by Apollo's camwhore he looks like a fucking swine. A hairy fucking swine at that.
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I mean what type of loser try's to break down 16-21 year olds? Are you that fucking lame? Sholongy I have more respect for Barney then you? Dude fucking Barney.. that's fucking sad. "
nuff said
Submitted by MrMantis (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is beacon?
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JonnyX you fucking faggot. I'm not a fucking alter. And what I wrote about you is fucking so on the money. You fucking suck. and your a nerdo fuck. I can't even remeber a post you ever posted.
Because your forgettable. And this isn't an attempt at most heated. Hey ass hat at one time I had 4 post on most heated at the same time. yeah Because I'm great like that. I am the only one to accomplish that feat. So fucking blow me bitch.
Fucking loser nerdo fuck.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zakalwe all this is the truth. Shit man I'm on the money on this one.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
y'know, I took some shit from some goobers about my Hate Australia post being a lame attempt at Most Heated, BUT THIS IS WAY LAMER.
Listen up, football fag, just stick to the stupid jock stories, that's ALL you are good for.
If you're gonna bother making an alter, then have them stay in character...you don't hear Carol Richards talking about smoking a blunt, do you? No, becuase that would be stupid.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does retardation run in the family?
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is straight the truth.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-19 19:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
sholnogy? domehead?
wasn't boneface a shandy alter?
I did like your description of adam.