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The new Pope... (885 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.17 on 45 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Hair (View user info) at 2005-04-19 20:37:53 EDT

...can't do this.

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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-27 07:35:21 EDT (#)
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I'd still like to see him try though.

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:51:55 EDT (#)
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I like that chick.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-25 20:52:08 EDT (#)
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Retarded.

Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-04-25 20:26:29 EDT (#)
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It's 8:30 PM on Apr 25 here in my time zone. A belated Happy ANZAC Day to you.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-21 20:02:50 EDT (#)
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+2 for flexibility!

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:26:13 EDT (#)
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jgreening - sorry, champion, I am Lutheran, we don't believe in all that oogie boogie bullshit, praying to saints (against the ten commandments, you see) or the tooth fairy.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-21 14:32:09 EDT (#)
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NO, but he can make sure ya go straight to whatever circle of hell he wants.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-04-21 14:16:36 EDT (#)
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"snaggletoothed"! hahaahahha!
you seem to have inadvertently started a mini-phenomenon, so, here we go:

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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-20 19:47:33 EDT (#)
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Awww, poor Tuesday has a waaa waaa because I wrote this:

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:10:35 (#)
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Average at best, but I can only give you a -2 because you link whore like a sad cunt.

Even for a complete hit whore, you are more than mildly retarded. Do you actually think that people appreciate you and your work, or is it just the newbies who foolishly click on your hit whoring links that gives you the attention you so sadly and desperately crave? Isn't the taste of your father's cock enough loving for you? Providing he's your real father.

You can try your hardest to level insults at me you snaggletoothed fuckwit, you just end up displaying the rank ignorance of the average British dullard. Learn some history, reduce your need for attention from internet strangers and grow a hair on your chest.

Maybe then you won't have to waaa waaa when someone levels the truth at you.

Run, Limey, Run.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-20 10:47:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-20 09:13:30 EDT (#)
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Gosh, she's all kinds of bendy.

Ooh, and:
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:58:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:56:52 EDT (#)
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I'm biased

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:42:08 EDT (#)
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nsfw...::sigh::

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-20 08:21:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-20 06:13:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:53:55 EDT (#)
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If i fucked her in that position would it be a "doggy or a pussy".Would be interesting to try .

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:24:42 EDT (#)
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Too bad there's no way that kind of thing could ever come in handy.

Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:21:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-20 02:02:10 EDT (#)
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im sure he cant, but your mom does it better than the girl in the picture.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-20 01:22:08 EDT (#)
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Fuck off Monkeypants, you twee cunt.

Ash - sure thing, toots. Marry ahoy.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:55:35 EDT (#)
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boooooo

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:40:00 EDT (#)
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If I learn to do that will you marry me?

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:35:42 EDT (#)
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I believe so, QA, I beleive so...

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-20 00:20:57 EDT (#)
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Is she related to this girl?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/15031

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:09:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-04-19 23:02:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:31:15 EDT (#)
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Yes, it really should be:

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:18:52 (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:12:06 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:18:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:55:37 (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:12:06 (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:08:09 EDT (#)
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im coming for ya hair.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-19 22:07:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:56:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:55:37 (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:12:06 (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:55:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:12:06 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:48:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:30:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:20:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 21:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:58:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:55:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:52:38 EDT (#)
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Wait excuse me, Average rating of all messages: 0.70

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:51:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:44:02 EDT (#)
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I'd find God pretty damn quick if she was Pope. And if I didn't find him, I'd just dress up one of my friends and pretend it was him...and then my master plan would be underway.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:43:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-04-19 20:41:54 EDT (#)
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This post displays no talent.