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Ten Brooks (276 hits)

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Submitted by m t <mt0868.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-20 15:49:58 EDT


Ten Brooks, he was from Memphis.

Always worked hard and
thought about being a good man.

But things knocked him down.
Someone heard them things.

Like, "That one at the "Eats" cost too much."
Yeah, too much for him to bear.

So TB looked away. He just looked away.
But Ol Brooks never looked too far...

After work he sits and stares with his bourbon and rye.
And you know he doesn't carry a thing on his side.

Not anything at all.
An' that's ok...he's afraid for the "girl-ready made-man girl".

And now he knows....

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-20 19:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

OH GOD DAMN IT

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-20 18:57:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-20 16:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i'm really gassy right now

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