Coming Back to Bite me in the Ass (692 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1 on 2 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bob Polly <tpx187.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-16 16:23:11 EDT
I have always wondered if I'll ever be famous. I doubt it, but theres always a possibilty. But if I do become famous for something cool, like comedy or acting (which I doubt) I wonder if all the shit I have pulled throughout my life will come back to bite me in the ass. There are hundred of things that I have done that a select people know about. But will these people turn on me for money, my guess is yes they will. They would sell me out in a second, cause thats what I would do. Like say I become a politcal leader will all my friends tell the press about how I used to get high all the time? Will they tell the press about the time I got so drunk I pissed all over? Will the press come on Übersite and see all the crappy posts I made and then use it against me? My guess is that everything I have ever done would come back to bite me right in the ass. Ahhh fuck it, I'm having fun, isnt that all that matters? Hopefully I'll be in the postion one day where I'll have to worry about that cause that means I'm famous. Otherwise I'll just have some good tales.
Bobbs
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-17 06:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Take your little collection can and go out and by yourself a nice dress and find some man, find some woman, that you really connect with, because isn't that what life really is, nothing but a bunch of random coincedences?
Otter
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-16 19:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you will not be famous and then you won't have to worry about it.