Faggot's trying to Find out who I am... Blues clues with Evans.. (1259 hits)
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Submitted by "Chris the Alcholic Evans" (View user info) at 2005-04-20 17:06:12 EDT
Now people of Uber those who know who I really am I urge you to keep quiet like promised. Now there is a new Pheneomon people want to know Who I really am just like the did with Carol Richards.
This is hilarous because I'm an Alter. The entire premise of my name and my poster is a Lie. I add things in about myself Change things and make up realites. Now some people on uber don't understand this and try to use the clues I said to keep anyone from knowing who I am to try and find me. it's fucking impossible simply because I never ever have said my real area, or name in any post ever posted. Everything like my name is fabricated. now some stories are about me with names changed. Areas changed as well.
The only thing I have ever said truthful is my first name and that I used to have a 323i Bmw oh yeah I play sports. Now Am I really at a JC? how could I know so much about University of Washington? huh could I go there? am I already at GoldenWEst, Cyphress or Orange Coast? do I play football? now these are questions you have to ask yourself. Because hey asshole didn't you get the memo I'm a fucking Alter baby.
And apparentlly the Greatest Alter of all time. Shit I'm the New Shonlogy, or the New bart.
now shit faces let's play blues clues with Chris Evans.. now try and tell me who I am.
User Reviews
Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2008-09-26 09:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have terrible grammar, tsk tsk tsk.
Negative points.
Submitted by 200killerwasps (user info) at 2008-09-26 08:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2006-10-31 07:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You
get raped
Submitted by Maltese (user info) at 2006-10-31 07:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-28 03:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you my mum?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-05 00:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm doing my best to give the title of worst ever to a post that is more deserving than this one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/38407
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-11-23 20:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow... Haven't seen this crap in a while...
Submitted by PigOnLifeSupport (user info) at 2005-11-23 20:04:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-11-23 19:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The fact that creating an alter-ego on an internet forum gives your ego such a stroking speaks volumes about how much you suck in real life.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-08 21:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
patrick 4 worst eva
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-04-21 14:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-20 20:10:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't bring myself to care, really I can't.
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Loki you just said it so perfectly.
-Dave
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Birth name
Christopher Robert Evans
Nickname
Cevans (Latin for Cock Pillow)
Height
6' 0½" (1.84 m)
Mini biography
Chris Evans grew up in Boston, son of a dentist and a dancer. In high school, he decided he wanted to pursue acting, and went to New York the summer after his junior year where he interned at a casting office and took a summer acting program. An agent he met that summer later helped him get his start after he finished high school. He had bit parts on various TV dramas like "Boston Public" before scoring major feature film roles.
Trivia
Read for a role in Cameron Crowe's "Elizabethtown" but lost out to Orlando Bloom
He has a dog named East, that is half American bulldog and half English bulldog
He has two sisters and a younger brother.
Is a vegetarian
Is of Irish and Italian descent.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking retard!!!
Ding, ding, ding...what do I win...the chance to punch you in the face?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ten bucks says Jay invented the Chris alter. Anyone in?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are confusing "altar" with "deluded liar"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Move along folks, nothing to see here
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*guess
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 07:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lemme geuss, Your an attention whore? What do I win?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-21 06:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what difference does it make?
alter or no.
still a twat.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-20 21:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-20 20:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't bring myself to care, really I can't.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-04-20 19:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought this alter had died away long ago. Unfortunately, we are still tortured by his crap.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-20 19:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"But idiot's will be idiot's."
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Yes, they certainly will.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-20 18:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Woah, I'm a man of mystery! Who can figure out who I am?!?!?!?!"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-20 18:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you misunderstand the meaning of alter old syphillis
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-04-20 18:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You rode the short bus to school, didn't you? Alter or not, you crave this place like heroine and you talk about other users of this site? Remember this?
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Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-03-21 22:25:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
shit I must have fallen off as well. My post's don't get reviews anymore..\
shit guess my fifteen minutes are up.... it was fun while it lasted.
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...and in response to your post: Who fucking cares? You're just one more unmemorable attention seeker in a crowd of 20,000.
Hang up your shoes, kiddo. You were old hat LONG ago. The only reason you get reviews and heat anymore is because some people around here like to poke dead animals with sticks. Get a clue. Or just write something coherent. I've seen you do it before.
Best wishes,
SW
P.S. STOP WHINING SO GODDAMNED MUCH!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-20 18:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can't be hidden101. He doesn't camwhore every 2.6 seconds, and we know hidden can't control that impulse.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ask yourself this ,asshole. Do any of us really give a damn?
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Let me guess, you are Terri Shaivo's alter. It would explain the quality of the posts.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now try and tell me who I am.
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I'll tell you who you are - you're the biggest, bestest BigFag™ we've got on this site!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
um, ok then. rock on, i guess.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fudgie, no offense, but the only people who think I'm actually "mad" or "crying" or whatever are them.
I enjoy this, for some sick, unknown reason.
Because if I stop, I know they'll stop, in in a wierd form or roundabout, I know they want me around, because they get to be themselves.
If I leave, they are nothing more than minor annoyances.
It's hard to explain, really.
But, just for fun sake, I'll not respond the rest of today.
We'll see how much he has to say without me.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm out. Keep guessing who I am shit bricks.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is awesome. I made Jay cry. And I hurt his feelings and I don't know who the fuck he really is. AHAHAHHAHAHHA what a loser.
This site means something to you and that in it's self is sad.. fucking finding friends at Ubercon's you faggot.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jay you try to torment me because I'm better than you. You already fucked up your life so you try and bring others down with you. your a loser, and not worthy of my time. i'm done with you.
God your such a fucking loser. This site actual means something to you. That's why I fuck with you. YOur a fucking loser, and a failure.
My last post summed it up in perfect words. Your a pathetic excuse for a human being. Slit your wrist's fatty.!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jay....by responding to likes of this dude and whatthell, youre only giving them more excuses to post and repost and repost about you.
stop responding already. you're bringing this on yourself.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't you ever get bored talking about yourself.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1) I spent about 10 minutes on that last post.
2) I just like busting your chops, it doesn't matter the reason.
3) Funny how you say it doesn't matter to you, but then you get flustered and back into more lies, that are obvious lies.
4) Your Mom smokes crak and pole. Sometimes at the same time.
5) I've never had a #5, and I never will.
6) Did I mention I enjoy tormenting you?
7) Just to make sure the point gets across: I enjoy tormenting you.
8) I will always torment you, because I get bored easily.
9) Funny side-effect of Risperdal, is my little "Jimminey Cricket" of a concience is just about gone.
10) Ten is a multiple of 5, so no number 10, either.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:19:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
Man this is getting boring. "You don't know who I really am! Go me!"
Dude, this is the internet. Nobody knows who anybody really is - it's not exactly an astonishing feat.
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Exactly! so it's funny that loser fatboy Jay and others try to figure out who I really am. You think I give out personal shit on the web? are you fucking insane? look at what happened to Mariano But idiot's will be idiot's. Jay has no life ahhahhaah proved again go look through my next 50 post's and find your blues clues fatty.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The funny part jay you fattub is you spend your life trying to find out who I really am?
dude this is a website you fucktard. AHAHAHAAHAH you waste your time and your life on me. When you go home you think about evans and how to get me. But you never do. Ahahahah fucking fat loser slob fuck go get a job. ahahahaaha
Awesome.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure most of us care.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man this is getting boring. "You don't know who I really am! Go me!"
Dude, this is the internet. Nobody knows who anybody really is - it's not exactly an astonishing feat.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Method is 80% of ubersite.
I've said it close to one hundred thousand times.
You are Method.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BTW, the gist of the "alter talk" went in order, with you basic statements
I am an alter.
I am an alter if that means I'm not being how I really am.
I am an alter because I don't act like this as always.
Oh, an alter is a regular with a secret account?
If that's an alter, I'm not an alter, I'm a real person acting like an alter.
I act like an alter.
I'm not really an alter.
Seriously.
Go through your old stuff and read your own replies.
I'll wait.
OK, done?
No?
What do you mean you can't read?
OK, have your mom read it to you.
What, she can't read either?
God damnit.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't hate people just keep on coming at the great one.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:09:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe how cool you are.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
zakalwe I did but obvouisly fucking Tard's like Fatboy Jay and Adamdiditu or Queenskye and others don't understand that. They got owned. AHAHHAhAha man did they get owned.
I'm the greatest poster of all time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yay! Another post to -2bomb!
WOOOHOOO!!!
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no one cares.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you admitted to being an alter months ago
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom sometimes niether can I. It's fucking Awesome. I'm back on top to my heyday in most heated with people making post's trying to be. dissing fatboys making them cry. it's awesome it's like I just started posting again man.
it's awesome.
you all don't understand how, smart, witty, and great I am.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're probably Trevor Johnson based on how much my bran bleeds after I try to read your posts.
I am sick of this alter bullshit.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:09:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe how cool you are.
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is awesome. I'm Back on top.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 post per day, n00b.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden101
Submitted by PoloboiGC (user info) at 2005-04-20 17:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is aweome 4 posts on the top about me..