Hey Loki, lookie (401 hits)
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Submitted by m t <mt0868.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-20 23:26:30 EDT
Just trying to help out.
What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2005-04-20 23:00:56
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-21 17:31:23 EDT (#)
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Congratulations dude, you win the Cocksucker of the Month trophy!
Now quit posting, you've won already, relax, relax...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-21 01:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAA.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-20 23:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Come on man, just seriously shut up... I mean, really, just stop.
Submitted by chronic_one (user info) at 2005-04-20 23:54:41 EDT (#)
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Sass, just piss off mate.
If you ever fucking read some of the posts, and gave one little iota of thought, maybe you'd get it. Ah, sily me, thinking this dickhead SASS on UBER has a brain. Is it hard to type with all the ventilators, EKG's and stuff?
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What the fuck is this supposed to mean?
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2005-04-20 23:00:56
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I'm sitting here basically writing a textbook for a fantasy stock game because I ran my mouth to my advisor and told her I would give her a copy of my lecture notes.
Which is not the point.
The point is that I don't really want to deal with it right now, but I need to finish it so I'm essentially screwing around and getting nothing accomplished - nothing.
Unless you count wandering off on strange tangents getting something accomplished.
I had the idea of putting a picture of a stock certificate in here somewhere.
I thought about using one of the images I pulled up in google, but it occurs to me that this little project of mine is getting out of hand. I've been putting it together all semester so what I'm doing now is formalizing it and depending on how it turns out, it might end up not so much "published" as printed and/or e-mailed to the other professors in the department.
What I mean by that is that I can't exactly violate copyright laws by using random pictures off of google.
[ believe it or not - I am actually going somewhere with this]
Then it occurred to me that I don't think I've actually ever seen a stock certificate. I'm sure they exist out there, but everything is done online now so who actually has a real certificate.
I pulled up Ebay thinking that if nothing else, I can probably e-mail someone and ask them if I can use the picture in their auction in my little project here.
And then, as embarrassing as this is to admit, when I found them, I thought they looked kind of cool. They also don't seem to cost all that much and it might be kind of fun to get one to hang on my wall at work. Then I could take my own picture and use it in my project.
I know I know I'm a geek. If you must know, I also collect coins and play chess.
Go on take your best shot, get it out of your system.
Ah but it won't do to get a stock certificate from just anyfuckingwhere. It has to be some kind of specific stock certificate, vintage maybe, but from what company? I checked to see if there were any out there for the company that I work for. I thought I might be able to find one since the company has been around since Moses invented the light bulb, but no such luck.
Then I noticed that there were some Disney ones out there. I don't necessarily want a Disney one myself, but one of my coworkers is a Disney freak so I pulled one up to see what it looked like.
[almost there]
and noticed that the seller has a little logo on the auction identifying themselves as a "Christian Ebay Member". Now seriously, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Am I suddenly supposed to trust this person because they adhere to the teachings of Jebus?
bullshit
I'm no Christian (I know big shock) BUT if I were, this would really piss me off. Of all the gratuitous, exploitative, panderous bullshit.
note: yes I did make up the word panderous - I couldn't think of a better one and realized that if I used the word "pandering" I would have to have some sort of modifier and nothing came to mind.
note 2: yes I realize the irony of talking about writing something for distribution when I can't form complete sentences
note 3: I'll stop tying now
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-20 23:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your life span here at Uber is now less than that of a common house fly.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-04-20 23:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aurelius, father of hungry desires,
not current desires alone but all
that were or are or the future will see,
you're openly hunting the butt of the boy
that I love. You follow him, telling him jokes,
with your arm on his shoulder, constantly probing,
but are certain to fail, because you will suck
on my dick before you can launch your attack.
You know, if your belly were full, I would never
object, but I hate to imagine your training
the boy in fuckin' thirst and starvation.
So stop while you can in a dignified manner.
Otherwise stop when I come in your mouth.
-- Catullus
Take those last two lines to heart, the cease your metabolic processes.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-20 23:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop being alive