Nietzsche, Danzig, and Jesus: Gangsta Ethics (688 hits)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-04-20 23:55:52 EDT
I know a lot of people out there are wondering how Nietzsche, Danzig, and Jesus stack up against each other in the Ethics department.
So I am going to compare these three philosophical minds for your gay ass
First, Danzig:
Danzig said quote, "I got something to say, I killed your baby today!"
adding, "I got something [else] to say, I raped your mother today!"
-these quotes will be the criteria for this analysis
So right now here is where we stand, Danzig killed your faggot ass baby then raped your mom in front of kids
Ethical stance:
-doesn't care
Second, Jesus:
For one thing Jesus would never rape a baby or kill its mom, he had no balls
Then he would tell you how wrong that is; then he would forgive you for it
Even his dad laid out all the Sodomites for their butt piratetry
Ethical stance:
-straight bitch
Lastly, Nietzsche:
Now Nietzsche was a bad mother fucker of Ethics
Not only would he rape your mom then stone her to death on her porch
He would rape your baby then throw it into a ravine
Ethical Stance:
-Not only wouldn't he feel bad about it, he would say that it would be bad to feel bad about it
So Ethically speaking Nietzsche is the most stone cold mother fucker out there
Followed by Danzig, almost as cold but more apathetic
and 20,000 leagues behind those two, sorry ass Jesus
God that mother fucker is cold evil with one sweet ass stache
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Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 15:54:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by the_mysterious_stranger (user info) at 2005-04-21 15:00:48 EDT (#)
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Nietzsche only got laid once in his entire life. And it didn't happen voluntarily. He was raped... by a woman. (I did not make this up, our teacher told us)
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:54:29 EDT (#)
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If you hadn't inaccurately portrayed Nietzche this would have gotten a positive score. Nietzche wouldn't kill anyone (Unless he was in the middle of a crazy spell or something). He would, however, not necessarily condemn murder as a "bad" act.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:31:23 EDT (#)
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Hilarious.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:46:39 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 07:28:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-21 06:57:49 EDT (#)
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This was actually kind of funny.
Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-04-21 03:18:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 03:08:22 EDT (#)
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Hitler almost used Nietzsche to body slam the Earth!
maybe it's for the best that didn't work out
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:57:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:31:13 (#)
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Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:23:40 (#)
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The Neech on the other hand body slammed old people with no remorse of coarse
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brilliant.
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I must've missed the brilliant part.
Machiavelli's writings body slammed empires, not old people.
He didn't waste time on the weak.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:31:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:23:40 (#)
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The Neech on the other hand body slammed old people with no remorse of coarse
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brilliant.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:23:40 EDT (#)
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Machiavelli got his ass whipped for writing that shit
he learned the hard way about the princes' power
The Neech on the other hand body slammed old people with no remorse of coarse
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:18:18 EDT (#)
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Compared to Machiavelli, Nietzsche was a witty little fairy. (Read "The Birth of Tragedy" or "The Case of Wagner" by Nietzsche and tell me I'm wrong, after you've read "The Prince" by Mach. Go home. Good pic.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 02:00:22 EDT (#)
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This post should be laced with gold and praised as a God
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:47:34 EDT (#)
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yes.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:43:19 EDT (#)
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+2 for that crazy ass picture.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:39:31 EDT (#)
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there is a lot here, its 2000 years of Ethical philosophy in 20 lines
Its like Grad school in a half a page
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:37:36 EDT (#)
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Thanks. I've studied this topic intensively over the last ten or so minutes.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:34:28 EDT (#)
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actually lords comment might be the best I ever read
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:33:06 EDT (#)
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brilliantly put by the lord
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:29:21 EDT (#)
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Danzig was about killing babies. Jesus was about forgiving Danzig. Nietzsche was about eat Jesus, Danzig and babies. Spader killed Nietzsche.
It's pretty obvious what happened here.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:23:23 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but if a couple people get raped and murdered thanks to your dick
Nietzsche doesn't care
he thinks guilt is a sickness
its a scam based on a history of punishment
so lets fuck some babies is what the Neech always said
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:20:43 EDT (#)
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Spader raped and killed Nietzsche
then he took his furniture
Submitted by thinkbulb (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:20:38 EDT (#)
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Danzig just wanted to make music that was shocking. Jesus was trying to put out a good, but flawed message, and Nietzsche was about furthering man's natural evolution.
None of them have anything to do with actual violence.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:17:09 EDT (#)
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Nietzsche was one hardcore dude.
What about James Spader? How does he fit in with all of this?
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:15:03 EDT (#)
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Nietzsche's whole thing was Jesus was a bum
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:14:18 EDT (#)
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Doubt it
Submitted by thinkbulb (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:13:38 EDT (#)
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What the hell is this? What does Nietzsche have to do with rape and murder? If anything, he would be closer to Jesus.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:11:12 EDT (#)
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I found this pretty amusing.
Gotta hand it to him, Jesus did have the whole 'Will to Power' thing down though.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:07:35 EDT (#)
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Nietzsche might eat your dead relatives souls if this doesnt get a positive rating
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:01:30 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-21 00:00:10 EDT (#)
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forgiven, I can't stay mad at you
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-20 23:59:18 EDT (#)
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Sure I do, he's the baddest philosopher on the block
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-20 23:58:38 EDT (#)
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J/K
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-20 23:56:14 EDT (#)
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you don't even know who friedrich nietzsche is