Fat Girl in a little car (2205 hits)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (View user info) at 2005-04-21 08:30:49 EDT
Look at you, all 300 lbs of you. Clogging up the fast lane, going 60 mph when the speed limit clearly states 70 mph is allowed. Clogging up the expressway, much like I imagine all your bacon greased lined arteries. Just because you have a convertible doesnt mean the top has to be down. Its 50 degrees out this morning for christ sake you fat slore. Why oh why must fat chicks have short hair. Its bad enough you have "thyroid problem" or that your just "big boned", but do you have to get all your hair cut short to display your fat neck. The back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Of course your auto of choice is a purple pt cruiser. Look at you, you make me sick. Cruising along, oblivious to any of your surroundings. I get in the slow lane to move around your fat ass, of course thats when you decide your gonna get over. I guess you finally got done eating your McGriddle sammich and decided to pay attention to the road again. Of course your too fat to check your blind spot. I cant imagine you being able to twist that oscar meyer neck of yours more than 5 degrees. Of course thats where im at, in your blind spot.
Luckily with some quick thinking I pull onto the medium. As I illegally pass you on the side of the road, window down, looking for something to throw at you. I yell the only thing I can think of (which isnt much at 6 in the morning) "Learn how to drive FUCKTARD". The sheer look on your face brings me delight. The way you looked at me you woulda thought you just found out Krispy Kreme went belly up. Oh how I loathe you.
*Sorry if the spelling sucks, quite frankly this was all a rant. A chance to vent. I feel much better now thanks, thanks alot!
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Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-09-03 04:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worse.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-08-03 20:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-08-03 20:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
a lot spelled "alot" auto -2
Submitted by ugaly (user info) at 2005-07-13 01:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Guess no one has ever heard the hot dog thing, but I've heard it wayyyyy too much.
The only reason you are getting a plus 2 is because of the "dont fuck anything you cant lift" comment.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-13 01:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ambiguous diatribe.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-25 11:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice rant! "Never fuck anything that eats more than you do."
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-25 09:54:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-23 23:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel ya.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-23 23:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel your pain.
Submitted by skeezy (user info) at 2005-04-21 15:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel your pain about people not getting right to let faster traffic pass. I mean who the hell is doing five over in the damn fast lane?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 13:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn ive been giving out so many +2's today I accidently gave myself one.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 13:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree percy.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-21 13:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot dog neck
hahaha
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-21 13:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
There are two theories as to why fat chicks give such good head.
1. Because they are not physically attractive, they need another way to make a man horny enough to have sex with them so their genes can be passed forward. Hence, the good head.
2. They're hungry.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least she has built in air bags (well, not air, but I ber they still protect)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:10:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:08:43 EDT (#)
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I ws hoping for a picture. But I guess we can't have everything...
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-21 11:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Road rage rules
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:59:08 EDT (#)
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thanks gtz, i was about to go hang myself. YOU'RE a good person.
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
knuckles, you are in no way Chris Evans. Chris evans is a piece of shit and will die resulting from it very soon. I know that blow took a lot of your morale out of you, so I just thought I'd uplift it for your sake.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:55:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:43:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Although I'm not opposed too catching a BJ from one. Because lets face it fat chicks know how to use their mouths.
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Its the big cheeks that do it, that and they are HUNGRY.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouch that hurt.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:48:02 EDT (#)
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you're is not your. get it right there chris evans
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:17:14 EDT (#)
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I thought so. He has a "tiny HEAD"...I got mixed up.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:16:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:12:24 EDT (#)
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It's Fat Guy in Little Coat.
Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:10:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe she will Ej. They say fat chicks are like mopeds, they are fun to ride, until one of your friends see you.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She'll be the same sexy Ms. Piggy that you try to pick up at the bar tonight ; )
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:02:07 EDT (#)
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Sammich!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:57:53 EDT (#)
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OK...I win and so do you.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:44:13 EDT (#)
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Yes sir Mr. Shlongy, I was hoping someone would catch that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:40:36 EDT (#)
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The back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:38:31 EDT (#)
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nice rant.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:36:24 EDT (#)
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Is this to be sung to the tune of "Fat Guy in a Tiny Coat", by Tommy Boy?
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:25:10 EDT (#)
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Haha, good stuff.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:59:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:40:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
I know bob, but i got a general rule "Dont fuck nothing you can't lift".
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I'm sorry, but that's fucking funny.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good rant. I really felt your anger.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:48:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:43:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Although I'm not opposed too catching a BJ from one. Because lets face it fat chicks know how to use their mouths.
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Pffft! You're terrible, but in an amusing way.
Pack of hotdogs indeed.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:43:05 EDT (#)
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Although I'm not opposed too catching a BJ from one. Because lets face it fat chicks know how to use their mouths.
Submitted by IamNotTheWorldTradeCenter (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs."
If you didn't laugh at that I bet you have a "thyroid problem." Are thyroids kind of like steroids except you take them to get big in a fat way instead of big in a muscular way? Either way, I say we make a deal with all the Mexicans who want to come here illegally. We'll give you all our fat people (for you to eat), and you stay well fed in your own country. Bam! Obesiety and immigration solved in one fell swoop. Shit, we could ship fat people all over the third world and totally eradicate world hunger.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:40:20 EDT (#)
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I know bob, but i got a general rule "Dont fuck nothing you can't lift".
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:35:13 EDT (#)
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Fat chicks need lovin' too.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:35:10 EDT (#)
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I'm not quite sure how you feel about fat chicks driving convertables. Don't hold back so much next time.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 08:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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