I will mail you Seagal. (555 hits)
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Submitted by montague.h.withnail.at.gmail.com (View user info) at 2005-04-21 09:34:13 EDT
In fuelling my Seagal addiction, I was over-zealous in one purchase and I now have a DVD copy of "On Deadly Ground" in Region 1 format, which is of no use to me as I am in England.
I will send it to one of you guys in the U.S if you want. Post your addresses on here and I'll surprise one of you with the DVD. Or if you don't want to put your address on Uber (and I wouldn't blame you), mail me at montague.h.withnail.at.gmail.com.
Peace.
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Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2005-08-09 09:27:07 EDT (#)
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For the record, I did actually mail this to the address gtz specified.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-08-04 04:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:07:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:05:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Steven Seagal may be comically bad, but why the hate against this guy who's trying to give you a free DVD!
Yes, balls to them!
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Bad movie,lying(worked forCIA),terrible+fat primadonna 'actor', but I gotta go with J_J on this one
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:20:32 EDT (#)
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You got it fella.
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:15:39 EDT (#)
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dude, send it to me. I'm serious.
The Dick with the Glasses
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2005-04-21 11:21:56 EDT (#)
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To my sad regret, much of the general population does not appreciate the genius of Seagal. From the denizens of Ubersite I expected better.
I expected better.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:21:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:17:39 (#)
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Whilst nearly on the subject, we were talking about sea gulls last night in ye olde yonder pub.
None of us have ever seen a dead one, now bear in mind we're all in our mid 20's and live by the coast.
We could only conclude that sea gulls are, in fact, immortal.
Never seen a baby pigeon either.
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really? i live on FL's coast, and dead seagulls are almost as common on roadways and beaches as mcdonald's wrappers. there's nothing like laying out your towel and lying on the beach, only to have the odor of rotting seabird waft over you from just down the way. nothing stinks like a dead seagull.
but i'm with you on that baby pigeon thing. maybe they don't breed, they just spontaneously generate? further study is needed.
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Oh, they breed.
When I'm drunk.
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Steven Seagall is the fucking man. He will totally flip out on someone. One time, I was at the park, and saw Steven Seagall totally flip out on this kid and even broke a window.
Here's my address:
The Dick with the Glasses
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whilst nearly on the subject, we were talking about sea gulls last night in ye olde yonder pub.
None of us have ever seen a dead one, now bear in mind we're all in our mid 20's and live by the coast.
We could only conclude that sea gulls are, in fact, immortal.
Never seen a baby pigeon either.
.................................
really? i live on FL's coast, and dead seagulls are almost as common on roadways and beaches as mcdonald's wrappers. there's nothing like laying out your towel and lying on the beach, only to have the odor of rotting seabird waft over you from just down the way. nothing stinks like a dead seagull.
but i'm with you on that baby pigeon thing. maybe they don't breed, they just spontaneously generate? further study is needed.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If he was giving away She-male porn, most people here would be happy.
"Chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:05:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Steven Seagal may be comically bad, but why the hate against this guy who's trying to give you a free DVD!
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Because it's a Steven Seagal DVD.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:12:11 EDT (#)
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Why, why, why buy a Steven Seagal movie? It's not like you have bad taste, after all your email address is inspired by Whitnail & I which could possibly be the greatest movie of all time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd slit my throat with the "free DVD".
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:05:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Steven Seagal may be comically bad, but why the hate against this guy who's trying to give you a free DVD!
Yes, balls to them!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Steven Seagal may be comically bad, but why the hate against this guy who's trying to give you a free DVD!
Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Surely you're joking
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-04-21 10:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you mailed me that, I'd hunt you down and beat you with your own limbs.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd kill Schlongy before I watched any of this shit.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whilst nearly on the subject, we were talking about sea gulls last night in ye olde yonder pub.
None of us have ever seen a dead one, now bear in mind we're all in our mid 20's and live by the coast.
We could only conclude that sea gulls are, in fact, immortal.
Never seen a baby pigeon either.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-21 09:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd kill myself before I watched any of this shit.