If everyone (including you) forgets your birthday, who ends up in the dog house? (960 hits)
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Submitted by Lojope <lojope.at.juno.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-21 11:54:11 EDT
Yesterday was my Uberversary. No one remembered. I didn't even remember. But it's official. I am one uberyear old now.
It seems that usually after a year, a person puts up a post full of a recap of the years. Their favorite memories, their best posts, all that stuff.
I'm not going to do that. Mostly because I'm lazy, and partially because I have homework I should be doing right now. But really, it's not the homework.
Besides, everything I'ev experienced and thought about Uber in the last year could just be summed up in the following:
I like you.
Well, that and, if I could, I'd grow up to be Loki, and marry Teeph, and have three kids: Method, AJ, and Creep (can you imagine them living in a house together?) and have an affair on the side with Apollo, from which one illegitimate daughter would spring: Circe. I'd also like to keep Bart locked in my cellar for a rainy day, and work with Tom Sorrel for kicks.
And I want to be President of Earth.
Yeah. That's be awesome.
Anyway, That's about it, I have to go do my homework now.
What?
I'm going to do it!
Shut up! I am! I'm responsible! I do my work!
I'm serious! I'm going to! Shut up!
...
I hate you guys.
(This picture showed up in a google image search for "birthday")
User Reviews
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-04-26 02:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy happy.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-04-24 16:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should be "Queen of the Earth" just so you can walk up on random peasants and recreate the whole "Well, I didn't vote for you" thing.
Happy Uberversary!
And don't feel bad. Nobody noticed mine either.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-04-22 19:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-21 21:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-21 21:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-21 20:11:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
happy uber-bart-hday
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PRIME MINISTER
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uberday.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-04-21 16:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i didn't know there was such a thing, guess i missed mine too. damn.
well, congrats dude.
(oh, and i still hate you with the passion of a professional darts player. those guys are passionate. you ever seen that shit on fsn? fuck.)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-21 16:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uber-versary.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-21 16:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:43:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG, uberversary.
Get off my front page
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-04-21 13:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, i don't celebrate virtual holidays.
wait, is tomorrow "thank your forum moderator day?" I better get over to my Babylon-5 chat room and post right away.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-21 13:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Congrats!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-21 13:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any time you need a good seeing to old horse, give us a shout.
(You would be the second of teephs wives to have a secret affair with me. But don't tell him, he's sensitive)
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry dear. I'm spoken for. And frankly, I don't think you could take the Missus in Thunderdome.
She's pretty scrappy, and has an INCREDIBLY high pain tolerance (I've seen this woman give birth).
<gets lost thinking about the prospect of women fighting over him>
Niiiiice.
Oh, I'm sorry, where was I?
Oh yeah, Happy Berfday!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG, uberversary.
Get off my front page.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
^5
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Uburthday!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday kiddo.
if it makes you feel any better, i got totally plastered last night.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's okay, Mummy - my Uberversary was forgotten too. I cried about it. http://www.ubersite.com/m/61271
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mine is soon. i need to get a life. or do some coursework.