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Submitted by Bukowski (View user info) at 2005-04-21 11:55:55 EDT


There is a special delirium reserved for those who choose to live more than sleep, and it is a happy one. The best part about it, now you feel how I feel....Probably even better.
So, here we are, Ground Zero. Another day, almost. Another date. And we've been here before, just last night...And this morning, technically, but that's another story... Here we go again.
So, we're here, and I don't think we're going to go anywhere anytime soon....Come to think of it, we haven't been apart for more than about 45 minutes since I picked you up a couple days ago. It's a good feeling....Now everyone is gone and we're still here. Best part about it, this isn't my house and it isn't your house, and I still know where everything is. How much more can I ask? Actually, I know exactly what else I need, but I don't even need to worry, with a little patience, it is inevitable....Another good feeling.

Let's go watch some TV....Score...No thinking for a while, just sit back and let the electronic box entertain for as long as we can handle it. Why is it that whenever we watch something, I have no idea what it is the next day? Never mind, I know why....What the fuck? Where did that girl come from? Has she been here the whole time? Whatever, "I'm hungry, come with my to the kitchen while I cook something up," I say as I take you by the arm.
Minutes later, I'm in the kitchen of someone else's house cooking their eggs and ham on their skillet, and I couldn't be happier. Just a few more minutes and I'll have a sandwich....Wait, what was that? Why are all these people here? Where did they come from?


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Submitted by blondie (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i like your posts...but more about sexual activity would tickly my fantsy

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-21 23:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know that if you post twice in one day no one will see your
first post.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-21 14:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If you post more than once a day your other posts won't show up on the front page. An again with the paragraphs thing.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-21 13:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't mind this at all.

Some advice though - Uber doesn't cope well with new paragraphs that don't have a line break as the loss of indentation just makes it look like a choppy mess.

And you seriously need to rethink your titles

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-21 12:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You need some sleep, pal!


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