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Does it disturb anyone? (639 hits)

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Rating: -1.16 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mark (View user info) at 2005-04-21 19:16:18 EDT


Does it disturb anyone that we spend months trying to find the next "American Idol", but we only spend two weeks finding the next Pope?

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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yes quite disturbing

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-04-22 04:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What's really disturbing is that the American Idol contestants probably have a more intelligent stance on contraception.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 04:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Nope.

Well, yes, but you suck.

Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-04-22 04:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"We" do neither.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-22 04:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2004-11-29 14:54:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

2 liner. bugger off.


Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-22 03:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


The royal 'We'?

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-04-21 23:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-21 23:44:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't find my vibrator.........


That's disturbing.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-21 23:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

not really. they new the old man was gonna go soon. they had a few
ideas on who they wanted for a while.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-21 21:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It disturbs me that you care about either.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-21 21:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You know what disturbs me? Niggers

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-21 21:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Piss-poor post.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-21 20:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:22:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

To find the next Pope you have to select him from a gropu of a few hundred(?), and most of them don't want to be pope. There were about four guys who were actually running. The American "Idol" is selected from tens of thousands of jackasses who have to be heard one at a time.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-21 20:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was gonna post here, but then I just took off, so I made it its own post, 'Vatican Idol'.

Thanks for the inspiration, dude!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/64785

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

does not desturb me

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dreadful. This was simply dreadful.

Please, do us all a favour and die.

Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is the most ridiculous thing I have seen all day. And I started drinking at like 11 this morning, got drunk and decided that razors are getting too expensive and that I should try Nair on my head, which really hurt. And this was still dumber than that.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I agree with Randy and Paula. Funny one liner, but no significant talent.

Bad post idea. It was Uber-wallpaper. It just did you no favours.

I don't see you making it to the next round.










-Simon Cowell

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We?

Which 'we', whiteman?

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They both have an equal amount of influence on my life.

None.

Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

benedictxvi.at.vatican.va

Submitted by Bayley (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Things that make you go: not so much.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

To find the next Pope you have to select him from a gropu of a few hundred(?), and most of them don't want to be pope. There were about four guys who were actually running. The American "Idol" is selected from tens of thousands of jackasses who have to be heard one at a time.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

which "we" are you referring to?

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-04-21 19:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Church missed out on a great publicity opportunity by not allowing people to phone in and vote for their favourite candidate.


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