LOOK MA! NO HANDS!-- SNSFW? or Straight women + Camwhore Collage!! (11607 hits)
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Submitted by Professional Peon <prof_peon.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-21 20:08:55 EDT
Warning: This post contains no text of quality, if that's what you're looking for then please turn back now for the love of baby Jebus.
I've gone the high road and written what I thought in my mind was a quality post. Alas, they always fail miserably. I do however want to take the time to thank the handful of you who bother to read my shit and are always willing to offer me words of encouragement. Please know that it is very much appreciated.
Honorable mention goes to Shlongy for -2 all my tittyless posts... so if my calculations are correct that means that there is approximately one post of mine that he actually liked.
I am sure I will regret posting this as it may disqualify me from being elected President, or Pope. I may however be elected president of the uglypeople.com fanclub.
Please Note: I blame my alter ego (and eight Lagers and five shots of Yeagermeister) for this post. All pictures were taken at the time that Jugsy NeedsaBeer was in full control of my mind... or lack thereof. Jugsy was also responsible for me even contemplating in the first place.
Thankfully I now live with the knowledge that if I was to become horribly mangled in some god forsaken accident I could still drink beer, apply lipstick, eat a hoagie or other similarly banana shaped foods. In cold weather I could possible type (hunt and peck of course) and give directions.
Forgive me if the attachment is all fucked up... If it is I will repost after I get a lesson and a swift boot to the head. I'm going to stop typing now because.... Well, let's be honest, you went straight to the photos first didn't you?
What the fuck should I call this.doc (348 kB) [application/octet-stream]
User Reviews
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-08-28 19:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep forgetting you're a woman until I see huge tits.
Does "Professional_Peon" not scream MALE to anyone else? No?
Submitted by delboy (user info) at 2006-08-28 18:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, cleavage makes me happy.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-09 16:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe phuzzy has a pic or two from Vegas
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-09 03:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I saw this trick.
Submitted by dedre (user info) at 2006-03-09 03:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lovely breasts, much like my girlfriends, kudos to you and your genetics for gracing the world with a rack of such ability!
Thank your parents for me!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-24 04:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want you to show me this trick.
Submitted by ButtloadOfMystery (user info) at 2005-11-21 15:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the single greatest educational experience I've ever had in my entire life. I know believe that I can die happily - knowing that I found the fountain of youth - the ability to drink a bottle of beer with one's breasts as a sort of stand-in for hands. Incredible. I wonder if I could eat a lollipop by using my penos as a finger? Hmm...better not try that one. Not kosher.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:43:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha! I wish my friend could see this. She hides bags of pot under her boob in case she gets pulled over, and if I guess which boob it's under she gives me extra. Mine are so small I'll have to use my bra but will try this. hahahah
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Engorge?
Submitted by bandphotographer (user info) at 2005-11-15 22:09:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your breath is minty fresh and compliments your lovely smile.
+2 Fairy
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-11-08 14:23:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I checked back on this...I feel like volunteering now. Can I?
Where are the applications?
Submitted by DrSeussman (user info) at 2005-11-01 16:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok been reading all your stuff since I found you today. Good shit, nice tits!
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-08-10 10:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-08-03 12:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Jack you can finally view the attachment!!!!
Wooo!
Is that your peener by chance?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-08-03 12:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*-!-*
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-02 00:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus, you could at least have the courtesy to chase me after I tagged you on your newest post. You are IT now, after all.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:40:42 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you do stag parties?
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Well, now that you mention it I do have a bachelor's degree in pole spinning.
So.... I guess.... Ahhhhhhh yeah.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-27 08:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you do stag parties?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-25 20:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MOTHER OF GOD!!! I mean, that's not what you should call that document but, mother of god........
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-25 20:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah yes, the legendary melons. nice to see them again.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-25 19:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still have this document saved to my computer.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-28 10:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's really cooling off here....but it was fun while it lasted.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-28 10:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-28 08:38:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe my puppy lost.
<sobs>
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I'm sorry :(
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-28 08:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I believe my puppy lost.
<sobs>
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-28 00:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post inspired me to check out how much an average boobed person can hold in her busom, without the help of a bra or shirt. I found out, even a 36C can hold a bottle of beer on its own. I haven't tried drinking out of it though, it's not that stable yet. I need more practice. But thanks for the inspiration for more research.
Who's winning with the cute puppy contest?
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-27 23:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:38:37 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like fun.... as long as we aren't drinking 40's of mad dog.
That shit gives me heartburn.
Why did you stop singing??
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I didn't stop singing, I just couldn't post because my left hand was busy... uh.. nevermind.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-27 18:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey! I missed the mini-campout? oh well..
hey.. good luck on the job sitch, and keep us posted!
(how's the learning to walk in stripper shoes going?)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-27 16:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, this post has staying power...
ANd this many hits WITHOUT B@W is amazing.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-27 16:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have been stressed to the max this last week with work, I'm hoping that things will settle down in the next hour (I'm either getting the axe or staying, I'm still waiting to find out which).
As you can imagine it is causing me undo stress and I find I cannot even think of a topic long enough to even come up with a title.
My mind is a mess.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can try following it up with topless pics to my email....
Or hope that there's now enough name recognition for your serious posts.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah.
(for some reason I just pictured the Kool-Aid jug when I typed that...)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:43:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOOO!
Was it good for you?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAM!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
closer still
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
closer
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One question still remains however...........
How the HELL am I ever gonna be able to follow this up?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'll always have this moment of glory, though....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes I know....
And it's all downhill from here
<sigh>
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So close to 300 reviews....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like fun.... as long as we aren't drinking 40's of mad dog.
That shit gives me heartburn.
Why did you stop singing??
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-26 19:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well that settles it, you're the perfect girl. We should get together, listen to some Cheap Trick and drink beer.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-26 17:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I neeeeeed you to need meeeeeeee
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want you to want me.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love it.
Awesome.
Excellent example of a non-gratitous titty reference.
Never seen it done so well, or explained so righteously.
Please do it again.
I'll be more than happy to buy the beer :)
P.S. Where have you been all my life??
Submitted by Sounsexy00 (user info) at 2005-04-26 01:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most awesome...
By the way...
MY NAME IS HADLEY.
Hadley.
its been a while.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-25 14:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-25 14:45:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-25 10:52:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
So are yours fat, silicone, helium, or just tits?
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I believe mine are filled with Lager
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You know what joke is coming. Fill it on in.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-25 14:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-25 10:52:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
So are yours fat, silicone, helium, or just tits?
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I believe mine are filled with Lager
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-25 11:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64866
It's official!!! Pudge is cuter. Sorry Peon.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-25 11:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-24 11:15:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-04-24 11:01:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
wait, wait, wait. that's my trick only *I* do it better.
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If we ever meet at an Ubercon then we will have a competition!
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And I will be in attendance. Oh yes.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-25 11:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOBIES
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-25 10:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So are yours fat, silicone, helium, or just tits?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-25 10:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2005-04-25 00:52:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tits on fat chicks are not tits. They are merely fat.
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Tits on skinny chicks are not fat -- they are silicone.... or helium??
Submitted by bdakotac (user info) at 2005-04-25 00:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tits on fat chicks are not tits. They are merely fat.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-24 19:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All this talk of unscrewing makes me very unhappy....
Oh, you were talking about bottles?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-24 11:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<evil laughter>
I gotcha beat! scroll down and see..... if you dare <muah ha haaaaa>
Although I don't know if I can unscrew anything with mine.... I will make a mental note to try that sometime.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-04-24 11:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it's on baby. all natural 36dd's so amazing, not only can they hold the bottle, they could probably unscrew the cap of the captain too
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-24 11:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-04-24 11:01:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
wait, wait, wait. that's my trick only *I* do it better.
we have video of me in vegas with a bottle of captain in my cleavage... bending over and chugging 1/4th of the bottle while still holding it with my boobs.
only +1 because, yes, your boobs are hot, but not +2 because A. that's my trick and B. it's more impressive if you bend over holding the bottle with only your boobs and have it not fall out
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Well I've been doing this since my mothe....... wait
Ma?!?! When the hell did you figure out how to use a computer??? Mom, please stop refering to my boobs as hot... you know last time you did I had nightmares for a week.
If we ever meet at an Ubercon then we will have a competition!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-04-24 11:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wait, wait, wait. that's my trick only *I* do it better.
we have video of me in vegas with a bottle of captain in my cleavage... bending over and chugging 1/4th of the bottle while still holding it with my boobs.
only +1 because, yes, your boobs are hot, but not +2 because A. that's my trick and B. it's more impressive if you bend over holding the bottle with only your boobs and have it not fall out
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-24 02:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haven't read all the replies, but the warnings on that maneuver go both ways.
no matter how classy she looks with the beers in her juggs, you should still wrao it up.
Brought to you to by VD admin of indo, where if you have a curable VD it is a victory
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-04-23 23:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you could've rebutted with something that actually *meant* something. you're certainly capable of it.
well, there's always tits, at least.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-23 19:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:27:01 (#)
Ranking: -1
i've never before seen so much mutual cocksucking/assgrabbing over the internet as in the comments on this post
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Yeah, but you looked at it though didn't ya?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i've never before seen so much mutual cocksucking/assgrabbing over the internet as in the comments on this post
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-04-23 15:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You got some special titters. I'd really like to... shake your hand.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-23 13:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-04-23 08:21:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-23 00:51:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:34:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
I can do that trick with my boobs too but it's hard to do it
with a martini.
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I can help you with that.
There are four people on all of Ubersite who will get that joke. One of them might actually read it.
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<snort>
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And there's one right there.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-23 12:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have accomplished a major feat, dear Peon. I have absolutely no opinion on this post whatsoever. I think this might be the first time that's happened...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-23 11:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, I felt bad that I hurt her feelings so I apologized. So I caved into my guilt, not her tits (I maintain that they are gross)... weren't you the one sucking up to her to get a nipple shot in your inbox?? Anyway, it was HadToBeDone that I had a problem with and I didn't back down to him.
Besides I don't give a shit if you respect me or not, just as long as you will still give me free scotch if I ever visit you. I'll beat your ass in golf on your home course, too, if that's what it takes.
WAIT! Stop the presses... a fat unemployed fuck like Jay Peg doesn't respect me. I better go cry myself to sleep.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-23 09:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice tits.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-04-23 08:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-23 00:51:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:34:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
wow man. you've got a nice set of bubs.
I can do that trick with my boobs too but it's hard to do it
with a martini.
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I can help you with that.
There are four people on all of Ubersite who will get that joke. One of them might actually read it.
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*snort*
Rock on, Peon!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-23 04:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You do have a nice set of "ta-tas" and
I'm sure that what ever the rest of the package is..
it's manageable.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-23 01:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't knwo if I rated this or not.
So just in case.
And for the record, I've never had respect for Q, but that's just me.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-23 00:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:34:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
wow man. you've got a nice set of bubs.
I can do that trick with my boobs too but it's hard to do it
with a martini.
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I can help you with that.
There are four people on all of Ubersite who will get that joke. One of them might actually read it.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-23 00:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When I left this post a few hours ago, it had like, 30 reviews. Now it's 258. Jesus Christ.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 21:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here we are, Peeeeeeon. Let the Battle Commence!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64866
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For having the ba... eh... eggs... to post something like this.
Take the +2 and use it to drain your boobage some. Your lower back must kill.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just lost any remnants of respect I may have had for Q - and trust me, there wasn't much to begin with - for caving in to those tremendous tits.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo...pussy
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:38:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, fine...
I am sorry I called you fat.
That was rude of me.
Here is a peace offering +2. Its not much, but I hope you're okay with it. Its not your fault that I get mad at the idiots you attract.
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Apology accepted. Passes Q the peace pipe
and a hash brownie
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, fine...
I am sorry I called you fat.
That was rude of me.
Here is a peace offering +2. Its not much, but I hope you're okay with it. Its not your fault that I get mad at the idiots you attract.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Tres Amusant!
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:35:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:26:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
Arn't you going to join in the arguing Caul?
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I don't mind watching, but you know me, I don't like arguing.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:26:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
Arn't you going to join in the arguing Caul?
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I don't mind watching, but you know me, I don't like arguing.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please don't argue. I embarrass myself by doing this kind of thing for the sole purpose of entertaining people.
<Breathe in> relax <Breathe out>
<gags>
WTF! WHO FARTED!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Arn't you going to join in the arguing Caul?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, P_P, trust me, with the number of reviews on this piece of dung my ratings have jack shit effect on the overall.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just get upset when people rag on my posts that are "low quality" when the stuff that I put effort in gets looked over.
Q darling if you want quality then read this --> http://www.ubersite.com/m/59994
You will probably hate it, but I think it is the best writing I've ever done on here.
And please refer to me as Peon. Looking at P_P makes me have to tinkle.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay Peon, I will stop arguing here if you tell your boyfriend not to give people -2's on completely unrelated posts as retaliation for arguements on your posts anymore.
"GRRR, I'm the big bad HadToBeDone, and don't you mess with Professional_Peon or else I will -2 you because she can't speak for herself! DDUUUURRRRR"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
agree. and to be fair, I have to point out the Q hasn't been -2ing the whole time...
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:19:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
Just accept that you both find different things funny. We all do. So just do everyone a favor and go after you -2. I don't camp and -2 on people's posts to give them a hard time. I rate and move on.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love arguments. Keep going guys!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HUMOR?
As opposed to my soon to be release instructional video based off of this post?
I thought this idea was pretty funny.... that's why I did it. And as far as I can tell it is original. I have seen far worse get more heat then this.
Just accept that you both find different things funny. We all do. So just do everyone a favor and go after you -2. I don't camp and -2 on people's posts to give them a hard time. I rate and move on.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez, if I ever started acting like you HadToBe, I would kill myself immediately.
End of story.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
P_P,
I wasn't discussing the quality of posts when I said this place is going downhill, Uber has always been like this. I'll leave it at that.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the advice, Had.
Obviously you failed to read the post you gave a -2 to in retaliation for your girlfriend here. If you have an english reading comprehension level higher than a five year old mexican child, you would be able to see that it was a HUMOUR post.
Now go back and check ALL of my posts if you are that masochistic. You will see that 90% of them are either crap or me telling jokes, just like the future I should be dreaming of and the reality you live in.
Think before you type next time.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"This place has gone downhill FAST. "
Yes it has, it occured right after the SPT Highlighting the Internation cost of shitting on a Hookers chest.
Oh wait...nevermind, that was yours
I now understand your definition of quality
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Q, you're a child. You've proven that you ne exactly shit about anything except your precious little sheltered college.
Now, go out in the real world. Drudge around for 10 years. Come back here and see if you still only want to see "serious writing" when you're staring at a computer screen all day.
Seriously. You're gonna want to see crap, you're going to want to laugh, and tell jokes, and not be a complete douche.
In other words, things will change, and you'll act like me.
Clear enough, Spanky?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What you just wrote made no sense at all, idiot.
Stick to jerking off to plumper pictures at work, it is clearly your forte.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Flirting...with someone there's a good chance I'll never meet. That's funny.
Tell you waht, I'll sign up for "Take yourself too seriously" 101. Then in 10 years you can see how "all-business" in a serious forum you are.
Fuckhole.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice spam job Hadley, you fuck. http://www.ubersite.com/m/64661#1284656
Remind me who the juvenile one is around here?
Why don't all of you e-mail each other to flirt instead of vomiting it all over this website? Or does the company you work at still use smoke signals to communicate with their clients?
Give me a fucking break. Some fatty puts up a picture of her making herself more fat by drinking horsepiss beer, but because it includes a picture of her tits, it is the greatest post ever? Riiight...
This place has gone downhill FAST.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:19:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet mother of Christ.
This is probably the worst thread in Uber history. There was a reason Instant Messenger Programs were written, you know.
Rating downgraded.
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He's technically inept
Type slowly
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:19:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet mother of Christ.
This is probably the worst thread in Uber history. There was a reason Instant Messenger Programs were written, you know.
Rating downgraded.
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Relax, champ. Some of us work where IM programs aren't allowed.
Fucking juvenile shits.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:19:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet mother of Christ.
This is probably the worst thread in Uber history. There was a reason Instant Messenger Programs were written, you know.
Rating downgraded.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:13:57 (#)
Ranking: 1
Toe to toe? I thought it was puppy to puppy...
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haha
Well I'm headin home.. This was fun guys. Thanks for camping. Cookie I will send you an email, I think your addy is on this post somewhere.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:13:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Toe to toe? I thought it was puppy to puppy...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cookie can you do a collage? we can slap some pics together. I can email you some in about a half an hour when i get home. Unless you want to somehow go toe to toe... but that would probably suck to have two seperate posts.
I leave work in five minutes. What is your email addy?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's it. I have to make a post and put it up for judging.... I want to wait for you, Pee-Pee, but you and Ollie will have to hurry, lest Pudge steal the hearts of the Uberpopulace!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey! It was HAD that deflated the boobie...
I'm Innocent, I tell you! I handle all boobies with tender loving care...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright kids, time for me to go home....
And I'm dragging Geek out with me.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanted to name my dog Chopper for obvious reasons. Pudge isn't bad for a dog. You can tell people it's short for Pudgey-fuzz-nuts.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:01:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He sure is pudgy, Cookie....
I don't know about the McFatfat part....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Send that to me too, Peon....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:55:58 (#)
Ranking: Oo <--- one deflated boobie
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:53:20 (#)
Ranking: 1 deflated boobie-causer
You talkin about MY pic? Might be a slight dissapointment.... but on the upside, you'll only have one popped tit...
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You keep talking like Hadley is cuter then Mr. McFatfat and I wanna see! But I will look at yours as well, then photoshop my tongue into your cleavage and email it back to ya. k?
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NO ONE IS CUTER THAN PUDGE!
SOmeone validate me.... Jason (the boyfriend) has just accused me of naming our dog stupidly. I say I named him perfectly. Discuss.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahahahahahahahaha..... Sure (0)u(0)
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:55:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:53:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
You talkin about MY pic? Might be a slight dissapointment.... but on the upside, you'll only have one popped tit...
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You keep talking like Hadley is cuter then Mr. McFatfat and I wanna see! But I will look at yours as well, then photoshop my tongue into your cleavage and email it back to ya. k?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could combine many of these into one response, but that doesn't help the heat.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:55:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
There had better be some fucking good pictures in MY mailbox...or else.
You don't wanna know what ELSE is.
Gotta go squeeze in nine holes...
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Damn Shlongy I didn't know you lined the bitches up that well! Mrs. Shlongy must be a very understanding woman... or bi.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
<blushes> awwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Had....
Ok, maybe it has degraded to chatroom level now...you may have a point Shlongy.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:53:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
You talkin about MY pic? Might be a slight dissapointment.... but on the upside, you'll only have one popped tit...
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You keep talking like Hadley is cuter then Mr. McFatfat and I wanna see! But I will look at yours as well, then photoshop my tongue into your cleavage and email it back to ya. k?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There had better be some fucking good pictures in MY mailbox...or else.
You don't wanna know what ELSE is.
Gotta go squeeze in nine holes...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:53:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
You talkin about MY pic? Might be a slight dissapointment....
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I wasn't disappointed.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why not Shlongy? You can camp here too, even if you are kind of old... after all, it's one of your favorite topics..(mostly)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:51:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This ain't a fucking chat room, kids.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:53:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:51:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This ain't a fucking chat room, kids.
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<sticks out tongue>
Everybody else treats it like it is... Except for WHATHEHELL he has conversations with himself.
<sigh>
I wish I could be that entertaining
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You entertain me....
Mexico? I'll get a new passport and everything.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You talkin about MY pic? Might be a slight dissapointment.... but on the upside, you'll only have one popped tit...
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:50:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
GOD DAMN I gotta wait 20 more minutes til I'm done work and can go home and see this pic that's so hot it will probably cause the other tit to deflate.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:51:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This ain't a fucking chat room, kids.
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<sticks out tongue>
Everybody else treats it like it is... Except for WHATHEHELL he has conversations with himself.
<sigh>
I wish I could be that entertaining
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:51:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This ain't a fucking chat room, kids.
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It is when many can't chat or check email at work....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO ONE CAN BEAT MR. McFATFAT!!!!
I mean seriously... look at him!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/CookieLass/PudgePudge.jpg
(Dude, I'm worse than a first-time grandma with 50 photo albums...)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This ain't a fucking chat room, kids.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, if you'd just let me re-inflate it by mouth and slap a tire patch on it....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GOD DAMN I gotta wait 20 more minutes til I'm done work and can go home and see this pic that's so hot it will probably cause the other tit to deflate.
By the way Hadley you owe me $7 grand for a new set... can't just get one done you know!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ooooooooooooooohhh... a secret!...I"m OFF to check my male..
I mean mail...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:47:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:42:14 (#)
Ranking: 2... uh.... <ejaculates>
Wanna make some caucasiaporn?
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The boyfriend would cry, and I can't bear to watch that.
And my eyelids have been taped open, so it's not like I can just close my eyes....
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I have some blindfolds...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle, look at your email. There's a secret there.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Only if you're cute enough to beat mr. Mcfatfat in a puppy cuteness contest.
Wait...
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:38:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
So much sexual tension....
Orgy at my place!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:47:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:42:14 (#)
Ranking: 2... uh.... <ejaculates>
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:38:40 (#)
Ranking: 2 cute 2 be 4gotten
After I slaved over a hot stove for an hour making authentic fish and chips last night, The Boyfriend slaved over a roll of instant cookie dough and made me some chocolate ship cookies. I have just eaten my daily alotted portion.
And my Japanaporn is over....
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Wanna make some caucasiaporn?
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The boyfriend would cry, and I can't bear to watch that.
And my eyelids have been taped open, so it's not like I can just close my eyes....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:42:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:38:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
After I slaved over a hot stove for an hour making authentic fish and chips last night, The Boyfriend slaved over a roll of instant cookie dough and made me some chocolate ship cookies. I have just eaten my daily alotted portion.
And my Japanaporn is over....
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Wanna make some caucasiaporn?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:29:42 (#)
Ranking: 2 legit 2 quit
Oreos, CookieLass?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:29:19 (#)
Ranking: 1 in a million giiiirllll (she's a byooo-ty!)
Cookie...if I'd have known, I would have brought you back some from lunch...
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After I slaved over a hot stove for an hour making authentic fish and chips last night, The Boyfriend slaved over a roll of instant cookie dough and made me some chocolate ship cookies. I have just eaten my daily alotted portion.
And my Japanaporn is over....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:35:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
Great...now I'll have to try it with a martini...
Are staws allowed Monkey? It's either that or its gonna turn into a body shot...
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Sweet Jesus!!!!
<ejaculates>
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So much sexual tension....
Orgy at my place!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:35:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <breathes> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHA
(ptssssssssssssssss)
What's that noise?
Aw FUCK! I laughed so hard I popped a tit! YOU KILLED MARY KATE!! YOU BASTARD!
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Oh, sweetie.....
Want me to try to blow it back up?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Great...now I'll have to try it with a martini...
Are staws allowed Monkey? It's either that or its gonna turn into a body shot...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It only took me a weekend....
Um, I mean.....
<runs>
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <breathes> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHA
(ptssssssssssssssss)
What's that noise?
Aw FUCK! I laughed so hard I popped a tit! YOU KILLED MARY KATE!! YOU BASTARD!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow man. you've got a nice set of bubs.
I can do that trick with my boobs too but it's hard to do it
with a martini.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mmm... well,.... if you put your mind to it, you could learn in a day, but that would take some serious hours walking back and forth...and of course the spin turn at the end of the walk takes even longer.
As for the dancing around the pole, that's easier, because you have the pole to balance you.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Like walk as in pullin 4G's while spinning on a pole.
I said stipper not hooker silly
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:29:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright ladies. How long do you think it would take a tomboy to learn how to walk in stripper shoes? You know 4 inch lifts on 8 inch heels.
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It only took me a weekend....
Um, I mean.....
<runs>
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Walk - as in not fall down,
or walk as in walk without thinking about falling down,
or walk like a model/hooker who's thinking she'll go down on someone soon?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post, this post, this post is on fire...we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oreos, CookieLass?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cookie...if I'd have known, I would have brought you back some from lunch...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alright ladies. How long do you think it would take a tomboy to learn how to walk in stripper shoes? You know 4 inch lifts on 8 inch heels.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sure enough, Had...
Let get it started.....IN HERE......
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm one bored-ass girl. I need more cookies.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ready to heat this on up some more, Crystle?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Doing good... lunch was great...thanks for asking :-)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle's back!!!
How ya doin, hot stuff?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:21:00 (#)
Ranking: 1
Reinforcemens....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- oh wait, was that supposed to be a duct tape joke?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Reinforcemens....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- oh wait, was that supposed to be a duct tape joke?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Educate me, Miss Peon.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!!!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:02:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought duct tape was for use with an abscence of fuzzy handcuffs....
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Na that's just bad schooling.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1700 hits?
173 reviews?
And NO NIPPLES???
You gots da skill, woman!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! You're officially the writer I've reviewed the most.
Although I think most of them were today....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought duct tape was for use with an abscence of fuzzy handcuffs....
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Naw, not a couple days, that's why god invented duct tape!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cookie! I'm shocked you would think such things!
It would have to take at least a couple days to get my man-jugs trained to hold a beer bottle....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dirty Dirty DIRTY!!!!!
I'm too young to watch this exchange...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, but I'm coming over tonight. Entertain me until Tuesday.
I'm sure you can find a way.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You left it at my place..... and my dog ate it.
If you want it back it should be ready by Tuesday.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where did I put my fucking Pope hat....?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:33:54 (#)
Ranking: 2 hot to handle, 2 cold to hold... you call the Ghost Busters and they're in control...
That's weird, Cookie... I always thought that there were only 6 holy dildos in existence. The new Pope must have beatified his.
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I love me some new Pope then. He can come Poping around my flat anytime he feels like ordaining a new Holy Dildo.
I've got an entire dresser drawer dedicated to them. The boyfriend found it this week when he was looking for one of his shirts. He looked shocked.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Spook is bitter cause there was no personalized invitation sent out.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:33:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
What is this, some kind of retard fest?
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Welcome to the party, Snookums. Your name tag is on the bar.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's weird, Cookie... I always thought that there were only 6 holy dildos in existence. The new Pope must have beatified his.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TIMMY!
I mean no
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is this, some kind of retard fest?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeanneee, do you realize how many emails have been flying back and forth just today, nevermind the past week?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, Peon, darling.
Maybe I'll get to 10K someday. Let's wait for a truly worthy post....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just so that everyone knows... IO seem to be watching a japanese anime porn called "Yukito and the Seven Holy Dildos"
I can't stop laughing.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10,000 HITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh.. total.. not this post
*whispers* woo
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DAMN! I have to wait til I get home to see it. Stupid work and their stupid no personal email rule.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love has nothing to do with it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Face Shot.jpg....GOD that was great....
Jeanneee, you told me you were fine with it. I even called you. I thought you loved me.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY FOR E-MAIL!
Everybody that matters now has mail.
And puppies.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll be back... off to lunch!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeanneee has seen me. I don't want to sound too full of myself, so you'll have to ask her. Or email me and we'll discuss a fee for a picture.
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He's totally cute. Don't let him talk you into paying "the fee" though - it's demoralizing and I still haven't fully recovered.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
w000000000000000t....
Guess what? We made the top of Heated!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
But now I'm betting that I'm older that all y'all.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, I've paid my debt now. Cookie & Peon, since I've seen your camwhores, I figured it's only fair that you guys also get the pic. Don't laugh too loudly.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay that's better
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Am I being left out?? Or did you email me under your alter's email address?? Hmmmmmmmm?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make that 3. Peon gets it too.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Email being sent to 2 lovely ladies....
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HADLEY TOBEDONE!!! You've seen my picture AND you have my e-mail. I DEMAND COMPENSATION!!!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh,
well, now, I've been Had, haven't I? Yeah... you'll get a pic if I get one. (or was that I've been bad..damn, these cliche's when I'm trying to make a bad pun!)
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:05:12 (#)
Ranking: 1
A FEE for the picture? What, like I need to pay for that?!?! I'll just go on Match.com or something and get all the pics I want free....
But if you WANT to email it to me, you may...
crystlesun at aohell. Ah, yeah, and ladies and gent...I'm of course, bored at work,and in that vien, feel free to IM me at the above as well..
And since I'm in CA, I'm going to take a short lunch break, and try to find a bottle to stick down my shirt. If I can also locate a camera, I'll take a pic for you
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Relax, darlin...the fee I was joking about was, quite simply, a picture in return. Always nice to put a FACE with a name....Had to emphasize face so I wasn't accused of being a pervert....
I'll see if I can dig one up.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:07:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have to admit, if Had is standing in as my puppy, I'm crossing my fingers... that is one darn cute puppy...
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:05:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:59:44 (#)
Ranking: 1 is the lonliest number that you'll ever doooooooo....
Had... well...how cute are you? could you beat Mr. McFatFat?
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NO ONE IS CUTER THAN MR. PUDGE "FLABBERTON" McFATFAT!!!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:59:44 (#)
Ranking: 1 is the lonliest number that you'll ever doooooooo....
Had... well...how cute are you? could you beat Mr. McFatFat?
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NO ONE IS CUTER THAN MR. PUDGE "FLABBERTON" McFATFAT!!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:05:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A FEE for the picture? What, like I need to pay for that?!?! I'll just go on Match.com or something and get all the pics I want free....
But if you WANT to email it to me, you may...
crystlesun at aohell. Ah, yeah, and ladies and gent...I'm of course, bored at work,and in that vien, feel free to IM me at the above as well..
And since I'm in CA, I'm going to take a short lunch break, and try to find a bottle to stick down my shirt. If I can also locate a camera, I'll take a pic for you
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:52:03 (#)
Ranking: Cookie's got the cutest puppy EVAR
Cookie, when you bring him home we are having an uber battle for puppie cuteness. My boxer Olimar (aka Ollie aka Olliebear aka Olliwishus) will go head to head against Mr.McFatfat and we will let the uber users decide. Loser (or winner) had to post topless holding their puppy to block the view... of ...well... their puppies.
Whatcha think?
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I accept your challenge! I love boxers... they're so adorable! But nobody can beat Pudge. He's the best EVAR!! Perhaps I'm biased.... but I feel he'll win.
However, I'll have to make sure the boyfriend won't leave me if I post a picture like that. He's not real wild over my participation in the Boobersite post and the Butts of Uber post, but those were before his time, so he can't really complain too loudly.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
or benDing... for that matter
(oh well, just another way to help the heat, right?)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you can hold a can then you can hold a bottle girlfriend.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:59:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
Had... well...how cute are you? could you beat Mr. McFatFat?
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Jeanneee has seen me. I don't want to sound too full of myself, so you'll have to ask her. Or email me and we'll discuss a fee for a picture.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I know the 40 wouldn't fit... I've held soda cans with my ..well..in this case it has to be cans, doesn't it?
Can drink out of them using a staw without even benging over backwards...
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:59:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle try using a 40! WOOOO!
I was debating whether or not I could do it with a whole pitcher of beer, but alas, my shirt would not stretch that far. :-(
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Boy, and NO ONE here would want to see it rip....
Silly girl.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Had... well...how cute are you? could you beat Mr. McFatFat?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crystle try using a 40! WOOOO!
I was debating whether or not I could do it with a whole pitcher of beer, but alas, my shirt would not stretch that far. :-(
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will volunteer my services to help, Crystle....
In the interest of science, of course.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now I have to pout... I don't have a puppy...
F... GIrL! Hmm... So maybe the bottle won't quite fit me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:52:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie, when you bring him home we are having an uber battle for puppie cuteness. My boxer Olimar (aka Ollie aka Olliebear aka Olliwishus) will go head to head against Mr.McFatfat and we will let the uber users decide. Loser (or winner) had to post topless holding their puppy to block the view... of ...well... their puppies.
Whatcha think?
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I second this motion.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie, when you bring him home we are having an uber battle for puppie cuteness. My boxer Olimar (aka Ollie aka Olliebear aka Olliwishus) will go head to head against Mr.McFatfat and we will let the uber users decide. Loser (or winner) had to post topless holding their puppy to block the view... of ...well... their puppies.
Whatcha think?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no size requirement, just hilarity requirements.
I'm still laughing at "cootified"
Submitted by HadToBeDone (