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Cute Buny Foo Foo Gives Helpful Advice: Part One (1218 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: advice

Rating: 0.93 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb "Fuk a Dyke" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-04-21 23:52:51 EDT


Bunnies are coo, they're not a foo. If they see goo in the poo or poo in the poo they know not to scro and find some otha way to be coo.

BREAK IT DOWN

GO WHITE SOX WOO!!!

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-03 11:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

useful, thanks.

Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-24 07:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is the sun wearing... sunglasses?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-24 07:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:36:32 (#)
Ranking: -1

more 'ha', less 'beeb'
----------------------
+2 For this review

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-24 07:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-22 00:58:10 (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for originality.

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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-22 00:35:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

wow.

your posts have always sucked, but you've never been so lacking for inspiration that you had to plagiarize


http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php

etc etc

as always, you suck and are unfunny, but now you're also unoriginal and a thief


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

more 'ha', less 'beeb'

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:38:52 (#)
Ranking: 2


Awwwww, Zoidy's all raggy because he isn't funny...

Shut up. You are coming off like a little bitch.

I could tell that it wasn't beeb's writing style right off the bat. I think everybody could. Besides, HE didn't plagiarize, it was the fucking rabbit. ASSHOLE.




yeah no one EVER laughs at my comments or posts.

But in one respect you're right. I'm nowhere NEAR as funny as you are. I saw your "camwhore". Only someone with a wicked sense of humor would post a pic of that big foreheaded mongo as their camwhore.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're good for only one interesting and funny post a month....and this one ain't it, Tardski.

Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm happy to see you took your meds today, beeb.

Submitted by MarthaStewart (user info) at 2005-04-22 10:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The best way to keep your rabbit's cage from smelling is
to line it with cedar chips.

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:54:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

any new uberguy comes on with plagiarized material and its bring out the torches and pitchforks!


the local 'tard does it and everyone is jumping over each other to blow him


HAHAA LO L U IS FUNNE BEEB!!!1

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Awwwww, Zoidy's all raggy because he isn't funny...

Shut up. You are coming off like a little bitch.

I could tell that it wasn't beeb's writing style right off the bat. I think everybody could. Besides, HE didn't plagiarize, it was the fucking rabbit. ASSHOLE.


Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Zoidberg

get a fucking sense of humor and get that stick out of your asshole.

I mean, come on. LOOK AT THE FUCKED UP BUNNY!

jebus. the superiority complex does not become you.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh, yeah, I've read those. Also a good page on there is how to 'satisfy' a duck. I'll never get the words 'tangy treat' out of my head.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-22 04:35:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:30:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Motherfuck. Somewhere on the internet there are instructions on how to jerk off a dolphin??!!?1??1!!?!

<dies>

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hahahaha

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It scares me how fucked up people are. It really does.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

that's one freaky bunny.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You have GOT to be one of the biggest idiots on this shithole of a site.

Yup, it's been confirmed.... you are THE biggest idiot.

PLEASE
STOP
POSTING


Ricky Retardo.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck em'

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for "fuck da red sox"
me and the sun dont agree much, but at least we agree on that.

go yankees.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:54:34 (#)
Ranking: -2

the local 'tard does it and everyone is jumping over each other to blow him
------------------------
hahahahaha "local 'tard"

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-22 07:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Foo.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-22 05:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had a dolphin at neverland

Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-22 04:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I talked to the Easter Bunny, and he dosen't like this!

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-22 04:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:30:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Motherfuck. Somewhere on the internet there are instructions on how to jerk off a dolphin??!!?1??1!!?!

<dies>

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hahahaha

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-22 02:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-04-22 02:10:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
-----------------------------------------
Can't believe I read the whole thing!

Looks like I will be taking that beach trip this summer after all.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-04-22 02:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-22 02:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Darko-

"You canattempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, butbe warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of theway before he ejaculates!"


Do a lot of scientists practice oral sex on dolphins then? This was supposed to be random humor, the problem is, it isn't even his own

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-22 02:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Zoid, what is he plagarizing? Scientific knowledge about how to masturbate a dolphin? If I make a post and in it I explain how photosynthesis is doen am I plagerizing science and should get -2d to hell? No I would get -2s because it is about photosynthesis, a boring and dull topic.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

any new uberguy comes on with plagiarized material and its bring out the torches and pitchforks!


the local 'tard does it and everyone is jumping over each other to blow him


HAHAA LO L U IS FUNNE BEEB!!!1

Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy Motherfuck. Somewhere on the internet there are instructions on how to jerk off a dolphin??!!?1??1!!?!

<dies>

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hell, positive rating just for the text.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-19 13:17:22 (#)
Ranking: -1

more 'ha', less 'beeb', please...

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crimeny. I just can't get enough of those crudely drawn yellow and red peeners.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-22 01:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wait, PART ONE?! I can't wait for part two.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-22 00:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for originality.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-22 00:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wow.

your posts have always sucked, but you've never been so lacking for inspiration that you had to plagiarize


http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php

etc etc

as always, you suck and are unfunny, but now you're also unoriginal and a thief

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-22 00:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FINE HER IS YOUR +2!!

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-22 00:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fuck Minnesota, dontcha know. My lutafisk! Where is my lutafiskÉ!?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-22 00:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We all know the dolphin would continue to use your body for sex well after you died.

Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-04-22 00:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BEST START IN OVER 75 years!

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-21 23:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I really don't like you

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-21 23:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh God I belly laughed.

Submitted by aprilfools (user info) at 2005-04-21 23:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dolphinsex

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-21 23:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

omfg

I see that jab at the red sox. i need to -2 you out of loyalty but..

this is fucking funny.


That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can
find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of
this rut and back into the groove!

-- Homer Simpson
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