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STONED SHITLESS!!!!! hahaha (673 hits)

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Rating: -1.5 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (View user info) at 2005-04-22 05:44:38 EDT


Okay so this hippy guy in class today gave me some weed cause I gave him some paper. I want to contuniue that last sentence but can't :(

So he give me the weed and I take it. Yeah, fuck that last sentence sucked.

So I get home and I don't own a pipe so my friend Kosta gives me a pipe recipe.

Here it is:

Can of Soda.
Holes.

Here is how you do it.

Take a can of soda. Get rid of said soda. Apply hole thumb breather part. find top, Apply holes liberally.

Then smoke.

Long story short I smoked out of a Can of mountain dew.

Now -2die -2nami -2marror I will check it.!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by sleepingmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's another recipe(not everyone can master the art of rolling):

Take a pen or pencil
wrap a bunch of foil around it and flare one end
remove said pen or pencil
bend the flared end into a pipe shape and there you have it.
side note: once did the can thing in college. snuck into some woods to try it. turns out it the property of the president of the university.

Submitted by spidernutz (user info) at 2005-04-22 13:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

jackass. zig-zags are maybe a dollar you scrub.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You don't have anything remotely approaching a life, do you?

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 10:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Get the fuck off my front page, asshole.

Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-04-22 10:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who names their kid Kosta?

Douche-rocket

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-22 10:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm giving you a plus2 just because I once had to do that, me and a mate both thought the other could roll when we went out to get stoned. Can-bong was the only way. Sure glad I learned to roll since then.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck are you babbling about?

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:43:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

Smoking from aluminum can give you brain damage.
________________________________________

The damage has been done, friend.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-22 07:11:13 (#)
Ranking: 0

you my friend give potheads a bad name.

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That thumb hole thingy? You mean a carb?

A 'pipe recipe'?

Dude, you are seriously fucking retarded.

-1 for being an asshole

and

-1 for being an asshole

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-22 09:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tardmonster

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Smoking from aluminum can give you brain damage.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ghey

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I am continually in awe of the ability of people to type properly when they're stoned/drunk.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You are so fucking cool.

Like Martha Stewart on contraband.

Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-04-22 08:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck I was really fucking stoned... man, hippies got the best herb...

Fuck I'm still stoned...

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-22 07:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why don't you accompany that harshest of methods of smoking the lovely herb with a little shit eating. can only make it more pleasant.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-22 07:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you my friend give potheads a bad name.

Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-04-22 06:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

There you go, sport.

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-22 06:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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