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My MSN Buddies - Never trust Martha Stewart! (2093 hits)

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Rating: 1.21 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2005-04-22 10:55:35 EDT




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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You mean you ain't Beeb?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn Martha. She's such a bitch now.






Wait, um...

There was a joke there somewhere, but I lost it...

Fuck.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i hope dolphin sex doesn't become a new bandwagon

Submitted by Hotpocket4you (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I <3 the Micheal, Lets Make Babies together.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-22 13:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

fuckin PETA

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-04-22 12:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-22 12:09:17 (#)
Ranking: 1

everyone says michael is going down


am i the only one who finds that sort of talk distasteful?


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+2 just for that

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-22 12:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This was only going to get a 0 then I read the reviews, fucking funny I tell ya.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-22 12:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I usually love your stuff, and you are still my favorite alter, but this is post is like your 'Invincible' album.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-22 12:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:11:43 (#)
Ranking: -1

I think that MJ is "officially out of gas".


Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-22 12:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MarthaStewart (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:55:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

Now Michael,

Didn't I help you decorate your home?

Didn't I make those yummy brownies with the "special ingredients for when your
young friends came over?

Didn't I show you how to make Bubble's a banana cake for his birthday?

Didn't I give you helpful tips on ways to liven up your cell when you go to jail?

Please Michael, I thought we were friends.

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No, no, no, no and yes (with the real Martha Stewart, I just called her to make sure).

If you were the real Martha Stewart you would have know this. Obviously you are an alter! Seriously, impersonating famous people is hella lame, ok?

It's a bad thing!

Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2005-04-22 12:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll see you in HELL.

Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-04-22 12:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well... Can we have a PJ slumber party somewhere else?

Does it matter that I'm 25 years old and I'm very hairy?








What?

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-22 12:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:58:07 (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you, MJ!!!

Can I go with you to Neverland?

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I don't live there anymore. The ignorant FBI kicked me out. It made me sad :(

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-22 12:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

everyone says michael is going down


am i the only one who finds that sort of talk distasteful?

Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:58:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you, MJ!!!

Can I go with you to Neverland?

Submitted by MarthaStewart (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now Michael,

Didn't I help you decorate your home?

Didn't I make those yummy brownies with the "special ingredients for when your
young friends came over?

Didn't I show you how to make Bubble's a banana cake for his birthday?

Didn't I give you helpful tips on ways to liven up your cell when you go to jail?

Please Michael, I thought we were friends.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I could have sworn that I knew who Michael really was, I thought that his "real" identity had admitted it somewhere, but alas, I was wrong.

I was thinking of Chinaman admitting that he was Jabba-the-Shit.

Foiled.

I guess Mike's legit.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

shut up thorpe. this is the real michael jackson posting.

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Naturaly shamone! You win a Thriller cd.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:29:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

shut up thorpe. this is the real michael jackson posting.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:12:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, Michael. I love you.

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Keep it up!

FREE MICHAEL!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

shut up thorpe. this is the real michael jackson posting.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:15:31 (#)
Ranking: 2

You don't like me?
*Blows brains out*
*Reincarnates as a Chinese*
*Becomes Communist*
*Leads China*
*Brings the "Thunda to Down Unda"*
*Laughs at all the Australian Mutants brought about by massive radiation leftover from discharging every nuclear warhead over their country*
*Makes a TV show about it*
*Becomes famous*
*Sleeps with Paris Hilton*
*Gets Aids*
*Dies*

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Yep, it's hard to say you don't particularly like someone without sounding like a whiny bitch :)

Ooh - particularly. That's a good way.

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think by now, Paris Hilton would have Super AIDS - Shamone!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I want to jerk off on Marthas tits.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:05:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep, I think you're Adam.

The funny thing is, I don't like Adam, but I reckon you rule.

=================================

You don't like me?

*Blows brains out*

*Reincarnates as a Chinese*

*Becomes Communist*

*Leads China*

*Brings the "Thunda to Down Unda"*

*Laughs at all the Australian Mutants brought about by massive radiation leftover from discharging every nuclear warhead over their country*

*Makes a TV show about it*

*Becomes famous*

*Sleeps with Paris Hilton*

*Gets Aids*

*Dies*

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry, Michael. I love you.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:11:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I think that MJ is "officially out of gas".

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:05:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep, I think you're Adam.

The funny thing is, I don't like Adam, but I reckon you rule.

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No, my name is Michael - M I C H A E L as in (The) Michael Jackson, famous and innocent pop star - shamone!

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep, I think you're Adam.

The funny thing is, I don't like Adam, but I reckon you rule.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dolphin sex is the new craze!!

Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-22 11:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You never type to me Adam :(

If you are going to be my vice president, you need to comunicate more!

Yee-hee!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-22 10:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You bastard!

I was just talking, or typing rather, about you. Someone thinks I'm you....

But I like girls...



































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