If Jesus was aborted... (906 hits)
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Submitted by PWNstar (View user info) at 2005-04-22 14:28:41 EDT
this would be the symbol for Christianity.
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2006-12-18 16:10:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funnier than it should have been.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-18 15:52:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-06-21 00:52:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-06-21 00:35:44 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-20 23:46:24 EDT (#)
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=/
I've got a major conflict of interests here...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-20 23:15:26 EDT (#)
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Classic
Submitted by choc_bongo (user info) at 2005-04-23 11:15:50 EDT (#)
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...reminded me of a Christmas Carol
"Away in a Manger" (the slightly lesser-known version)
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed,
The little lord Jesus in a bucket, lay dead.
The stars in the bright sky shone down where he lay,
The little lord Jesus, a stain on the hay.
Well Mary and Joseph, of cash they were short,
The little lord Jesus they had to abort.
Three wise men came toting the gifts that they had,
A hanger, a bucket, a sterile gauze pad.
King Herod was angry. His stance was Pro-Life,
So Mary and Joseph, they got in some strife.
I'm not that religious, you probably can tell,
By writing this carol I'm going to Hell.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-23 03:55:56 EDT (#)
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This should be a Vermin post
Good God this was hilarious
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-23 03:55:44 EDT (#)
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Love it.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-04-23 03:53:32 EDT (#)
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kinda
but no
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-04-23 03:50:03 EDT (#)
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This was really bad taste.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-04-23 03:39:23 EDT (#)
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Took me a minute or to to get this but when I did... funny
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-23 03:24:44 EDT (#)
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no.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-23 03:18:14 EDT (#)
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The half a second lag 'til the picture popped up made this even funnier.
Submitted by Evil_Morg (user info) at 2005-04-22 19:13:14 EDT (#)
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also Christians would be jews
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-22 18:22:36 EDT (#)
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probibly
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:59:09 EDT (#)
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It's funny because it's true.
Submitted by magic_flounder (user info) at 2005-04-22 17:36:06 EDT (#)
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Back-stable abortions very prolific in those times. Where's the bottle of gin?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:58:58 EDT (#)
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WOW
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MOM
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:46:49 EDT (#)
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I kind of suspect that Jeebus would have been harder to abort than one of those little pop-outta-your-chest fuckers from Alien. Just saying...
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-22 16:16:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:43:17 EDT (#)
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Then I would be a happy mythological figure- OR WOULD I?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:35:26 EDT (#)
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fuck off adam ! what makes you think that he'd want your sloppy seconds ?
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:29:11 EDT (#)
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Hell I like you! You can come over and fuck my sister
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:21:53 EDT (#)
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I laughed
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-22 15:06:44 EDT (#)
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Fucker. That's my second keyboard today.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yep.
That's a -2 I gave ya.
Well deserved, no less.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rot in hell forever. -2 DIE!!
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:42:04 EDT (#)
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you could be an islamic sand nigger too though.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:41:44 EDT (#)
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youre a stupid fuck. eithe ran atheist or a kike. Not quite sure.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:33:37 EDT (#)
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too bad your mom didn't use that on you, then I'd get those pixels back...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:33:31 EDT (#)
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You ought to link to this post from FAT TONYS latest masterpiece... they kinda go together
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:32:16 EDT (#)
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as did I WTH, as did I.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-22 14:31:23 EDT (#)
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Ok.. I chuckled.