New Bandwagon... Dolphin Sex (SFW) (3746 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.54 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Munkeypants (View user info) at 2005-04-22 19:47:49 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64825#1284602
Thanks Sassmaster!
Bandwagon Time!
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-07 08:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*humps desk*
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-27 16:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had a little giggle
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-04-27 16:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
munkey, strwbryFANatic says you're a cool chica. is this sooth?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-25 22:49:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.dolphinsex.org
The site's defunct now, but I'm sure there are a million places that have the text from there. Really disturbing shit. Especially the goose fucking. Ewwwwww
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-25 22:30:02 EDT (#)
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Snark,
I don't know what to say. I am so flattered.
....
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-25 21:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh random internet girl, let me kiss your ass so that maybe, just maybe, you'll pay me some attention and validate my life. I'll make you breakfast, drive you to work, wait outside for you, take you to lunch, and bring you home to a bubblebath and a gourmet meal, which I spent all my money on. Hopefully by buying you gifts I will also buy your affection, and if I'm super sweet maybe you'll let me show you a night of disappointingly short-lived and spastic sex. Oh, and e-mail me anytime.
Blech..must amuse you as much as it does me.
+2 because you're hot.
No, wait. But here's a +1 for the facial expression, I thought it was funny in this context.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-25 14:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-04-23 15:09:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
I have that bathing suit.
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HAHAHAHAHA...I think I saw that suit in
Carabella this season.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-04-25 14:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice. We saw a number of dolphins swimming in front of or beside our launch while fishing in New Zealand. (No, I'm not a millionaire. I worked for years saving for that vacation.)
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-25 13:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah.
Feel free to drop me an email anytime about anything.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-25 13:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You rock.
You just rock on more levels than I can count.
I love the reviews you give people and your sense of humor.
You have a good heart and a great wit and Ubersite is so much richer having you in it.
Thank you for whatever efforts you made this last weekend. The Caes mentioned something about you pimping me out.
That rocks too but having just a few quality people like you enjoying my posts is more than enough.
If I lived anywhere near you, I'd spare no expense to take you out for an incredible night on the town, as a reward for being you.
You deserve it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64791
In the comments I make a lewd comment about dolphin sex to a dolphin lover.
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-04-23 15:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have that bathing suit.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-04-23 12:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Made me giggle.
-Dave
Submitted by Howie_Felter (user info) at 2005-04-23 10:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just because you're hot
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-23 03:30:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:10:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wh- why is that dolphin poking that girl in the bellybutton?
What's going on here?!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-23 01:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Missin accomploished! w00t!
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-23 01:20:56 EDT (#)
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Look, it even has gills!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-23 01:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-04-23 00:55:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
That's clearly a shark... look at the vertical tail.
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oh yeeeeeah! dur munkey
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-23 01:09:02 EDT (#)
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Dolphin fins are horizontal, a shark's is vertical. Just a little Santa knowledge.
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-23 01:07:24 EDT (#)
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That is a shark.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-04-23 00:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That's clearly a shark... look at the vertical tail.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-22 23:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What in God's green motherfuck.... this is the most twisted bandwagon in history. +2 for that.
On a side note:
Q: If a girl has sex with a female dolphin, is she a lesbian?
A: If she's having sex with a dolphin, she has bigger fucking problems than questioning her gender preference! Gah!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-22 21:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA doin' the dolphin.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-22 21:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-04-22 21:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
shes got one hell of a sunburned face
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:34:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
So thats how you were born shlongy!
"Jokes" from 13 year olds, who obviously don't understand how "sex" even works, are never, ever even remotely funny.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm getting fucking raging drunk tonight.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My dolphins are tougher than your dolphins.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64857
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right below the hair of the cutout head, it looks like someone dropped a pearl of jizz on her chest...
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So thats how you were born shlongy!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hate bandwagons but I think I got blown by that chicks' head once.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wh- why is that dolphin poking that girl in the bellybutton?
What's going on here?!
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-22 19:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this was magically timed after Jack McCallum's ATP killer dolphin post
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-22 19:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that Jennifer Garner?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-22 19:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w0000t!
I need to get me a blue dolphin... I've been hearing good things about them. And since I'm boyfriendless, what better time to jump on a bandwagon?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-22 19:50:59 EDT (#)
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an Uberusers head?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-22 19:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the very second i saw this title, i knew i had done something terribly wrong...
<sigh>
WHAT HAVE I CREATED?!?!?!?!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-22 19:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bigger than I thunk it would be. Hope the cleavage isnt NSFW.