The hottest chick that ever lived on God's green Earth for Pimps and Playa's on the real! (3277 hits)
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Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-04-22 20:39:08 EDT
Dear Hot Chick,
I saw your picture and the first thing I thought is WOW I am currently ejaculating
all over myself. In fact, I ejaculated at such monster speeds that I got severe burns on
my urethra. I ripped a golf ball sized hole in my sweat pants and shot an ice cream scoop
of jizz through the roof of my house. I think it left the ozone. I hope it hits an
astronaut. I also cried like a bitch at your stunning hotness then I had to sweep kick the
mailman and fart into his mail sack to regain any lost masculinity. So much of my body's
blood rushed to my penis in such a short time that I passed out and hit my head on your
dad's dildo rack. I dreamt that you let me have sex with your face, then I had sex with
your face without permission, then you let me have sex with your face again. Then I
busted a hot load on your face and yelled "your it" and we played naked it tag for a couple
minutes. Then we both beat the shit out of my mailman's dentist. In conclusion, you are so
fucking hot that my massive boner has it's own smaller more inadequate boner and your
awesome.
User Reviews
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-25 19:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd fuck her....
But I would break her.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-04-25 19:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hottest chick evar.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-25 10:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd fuck her...................
and your mom.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-04-25 09:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-23 07:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are so
fucking hot that my massive boner has it's own smaller more inadequate boner and your
awesome.
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Brilliant.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-23 06:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean, you are all obviously gay
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Never let a homo, like Sergio, post a picture of a broad or THIS skank is what you get.
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She is hot, but mabye a few pounds wouldn't hurt.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope.
Not nice.
Crap.
Pure crap.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-22 20:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice!