What's long, hard, and fucks old people? (963 hits)
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Submitted by BongZilla (View user info) at 2005-04-23 15:56:13 EDT
Osteoporosis.
ZING!
Sorry, i thought it was funny.
-BongZilla
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Submitted by lordhamlett (user info) at 2005-04-27 13:37:48 EDT (#)
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I laughed. Bwahahahhah
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-04-24 02:40:05 EDT (#)
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I was going to say a seniophile
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-24 00:13:42 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahaha
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-23 20:12:06 EDT (#)
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not bad
Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2005-04-23 18:27:37 EDT (#)
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I was going to say "my Presidency".
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:44:08 EDT (#)
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haha man, i kick ass.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:22:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:02:33 EDT (#)
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eww loren, your boyfriend has sex with old people? and youre okay with that? hey whatever floats your boat.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:55:04 EDT (#)
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idiot
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:42:21 EDT (#)
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My boyfriend's penis?
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:37:48 EDT (#)
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more soft then hard, but +1 for being mildly offensive
Submitted by brownboybilly (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:28:49 EDT (#)
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I thought it was something serious like a Pension Credit form or the like. What the fuck?
Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:26:48 EDT (#)
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I was gonna go with my penis, but it's not long or hard.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:21:42 EDT (#)
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you'd be right, but im pretty sure there are at least 1000 that are worse. smart guy.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:17:01 EDT (#)
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Worst post evar.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:14:00 EDT (#)
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long = osteoporsis takes a long time to develop, and worsens over time.
hard = you try not being able to look up
fucks = figure it out yourself.
Submitted by spazzh0le (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:11:45 EDT (#)
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What's long and hard about osteoporosis? A brittle bone prone to fracture is not hard...maybe a femur is long? Oh well, who cares...
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:06:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:06:00 EDT (#)
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i think youre wrong.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:03:36 EDT (#)
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I think the answer is Alzheimers.
Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-04-23 16:01:33 EDT (#)
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so did I