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why do black people walk like monkeys? (1205 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: -1.68 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by brownboybilly (View user info) at 2005-04-23 17:05:41 EDT


Is it coz i is black? Returning to my roots? ;-D

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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-25 09:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Bizantine (user info) at 2005-04-24 17:27:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what?
ah, stfu

Submitted by Hotpocket4you (user info) at 2005-04-24 12:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This guy has to be an alter. It smells of shenanigans.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-24 07:09:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by brownboybilly (user info) at 2005-04-24 05:27:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Let it be known that this post was created without my knowledge by my wife.
She can become irrational after a few Tizers.

I like black people.
Good for chasing with a stick.

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You two are a perfect match.

You butt heads for fun don't you?

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-04-24 05:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was a steaming pile of horse shit.

Submitted by brownboybilly (user info) at 2005-04-24 05:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Let it be known that this post was created without my knowledge by my wife.
She can become irrational after a few Tizers.

I like black people.
Good for chasing with a stick.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-24 02:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

rtfuy7tr5ewrui

Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-04-24 02:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why do you have to be so stupid?

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-04-24 02:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Huge cocks do that to you.

*looks down*

Yup.




...heh heh.

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-04-23 23:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Returning to my roots?"
Will any roots do?

If so, start at the top of a really tall tree. Secure one end of a rope around a branch near you (it can be the one you are standing on) and the other end around your neck.
Then take a deep breath, leap off the branch, spread your arms as if you were doing an "olympic dive", and gracefully head for the 'roots' of the tree your in. Hopefully you will come up just short in a violent and sudden stop followed by lightly swinging from side to side.....



Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-04-23 21:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A prescription to cause a woman fall in love with a man: Fruit of acacia; grind with honey; anoint his phallus with it; and lie with the woman!

-- Papyri Demoticae Magicae XIV.930-2

Submitted by rdn4 (user info) at 2005-04-23 20:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ahahahaha. Best attention getting title ever.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-23 20:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate the fact that you use up oxygen

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-04-23 19:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your going to die alone.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-23 18:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this post gave me pancreatic cancer

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-04-23 18:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*airraid siren*

SHITCANNED!!!

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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-23 18:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Usually I'm down for racist remarks, but this is fucking miserable.

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There is the missing link.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why are you a fucking retard?

why?

Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You might want to take this -2 as a consideration that maybe you aren't any good at life and should end it right away.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:23:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

You must have an addiction to -2's or something.

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HAHAHAHA

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You must have an addiction to -2's or something.

Submitted by Abbath (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your game is weak.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-23 17:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's because you ARE monkeys!


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