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A riddle. (646 hits)

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Rating: 0.33 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by User10030 (View user info) at 2005-04-23 19:59:46 EDT


A police officer watches as one man shoots a gun, and two other men run away from him. This happens on a city street. There are no hostages. The officer has his loaded firearm on him, is in good physical shape, is a good cop (not bribed or any such non-sense), is aware of the situation, is mentally capable, is not afraid of being shot, and could easily apprehend the guy with the gun, but does nothing. why?

http://www.google.com

There's the link for those of you wishing to cheat.

Winner gets five +2's on their last post and a heartfelt "good job". And by "winner" I mean the first person to guess the answer that I consider correct, and/or any person who comes up with an answer I consider to be equally correct, ingenious, or funny enough to warrant said prizes.

Good luck to all.

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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-24 10:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it because you give rimjobs to crossdressers?

Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2005-04-24 09:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Two token black guys. One token black lady, and one hot blonde. What a movie.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-24 02:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

One of the more obvious token black guys I've seen.

Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-04-24 02:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

His gun was actually a 'lovegun' and he didn't want to fire it because his wife was watching because it was 'Bring your spouse to work' day.

Plus, he was a communist.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-23 23:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

A riddle.

If someone makes a hitwhore post, but then someone comes along and ruins it right away, does anybody care?

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-04-23 23:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Other man was also a cop?

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-23 21:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what kind of fag city marathon has only 2 runners?

my answer was better, but you're still stupid for asking this

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-23 20:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The officer has his loaded firearm on him

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Because some cops unload their guns before work.

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-04-23 20:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by User10030 (user info) at 2005-04-23 20:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Genko wins, you motherfucker.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-04-23 20:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The man shooting the gun was officiating a race between two people.

His gun was a starter pistol.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-04-23 20:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

its a movie being filmed


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