How To: Punch a whore in the cunt (2644 hits)
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Submitted by How To (View user info) at 2005-04-24 03:29:16 EDT
The following is a How To guide, and is to be used for educational purposes only. In this case, it could also be used as an informative explanation as to how somebody would go about punching a prostitute in the cunt.
How to punch a whore in the cunt:
1. Drive around your local red light district looking for The Whore you want to punch.
-Do not approach a streetwalker if her pimp is in view.
-Do not enter a brothel or massage parlor in search of The Whore.
2. Pull up by the most (relatively) good looking whore you can find.
3. Offer a generous (but arbitrary) payment for services to be rendered. For example: "Hey, beautiful. How does $400 for a handjob sound?"
4. The Excited Whore should practically jump into your front seat. Drive The Whore to a secluded parking lot.
5. Inform The Whore you want her to get naked in the back seat.
6. Wait two minutes for her to strip down, then join The Whore in the back seat.
7. Fast as lightning, punch The Whore in the vaj. Do it so quick even you don't know what the fuck just happened.
8. While The Whore is still stunned: grab her purse, open the car door and gently (violently) boot her out of the car.
9. Drive away.
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:52:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-24 11:14:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
I did this tonight, being in las vegas, a late night pro was easy to find.
I made out with $300 and a vial of crack cocaine.
I hope her pimp Mario doesn't fint me, I'll be hiding out in my mother's cherry red ford explorer.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64933
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It bothers me that I don't remember writing this review.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-04-24 15:05:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't know, i tend to be a bit of a moraliser when it comes to things like this
racissim, child abuse, warmongering, those things i can let pass, but crueltly to whores???
it goes against the grain.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-04-24 12:45:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-04-24 12:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Would it be more effective and hurtful if one told the whore to lean up against
the hood of the car and prepare to get fucked, then you could kick her in the box.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-24 11:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did this tonight, being in las vegas, a late night pro was easy to find.
I made out with $300 and a vial of crack cocaine.
I hope her pimp Mario doesn't fint me, I'll be hiding out in my mother's cherry red ford explorer.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64933
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-24 11:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now this is much more useful then the last one. I actually tried this last night. I scored $1.12 from her purse, along with a pack of gum and 17 different varieties of condoms.
That and her Altoid box was full of crack. I sold that on Ebay for $300.
Good times
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-24 10:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wiseness
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-04-24 10:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-04-24 04:22:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-04-24 04:16:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
This has made my life infinitely better, I now can cunt-punch with confidence.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-24 08:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looking forward to some how to/foamy banter.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-24 07:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahahahaha!
This is too damn funny. I love it!
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-24 06:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Santa has been doing it wrong all these years!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-04-24 06:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-24 05:33:02 (#)
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-Do not approach a streetwalker if her pimp is in view.
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Why? Are you afraid of fat boys wearing fake gold chains? I'm not. We cop feels from hos all the time in Pensacola: "Let me sample the merchandise, bitch." They'll most oft let you. Why punch a working girl in the money-maker, lots of them are paying for their children's meals by selling themselves. You are sick.
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+2, just for that review.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-24 05:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed harder at this than, I think, anything on Uber not written by either Sideburns or GLALL.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-24 05:33:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-Do not approach a streetwalker if her pimp is in view.
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Why? Are you afraid of fat boys wearing fake gold chains? I'm not. We cop feels from hos all the time in Pensacola: "Let me sample the merchandise, bitch." They'll most oft let you. Why punch a working girl in the money-maker, lots of them are paying for their children's meals by selling themselves. You are sick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-24 04:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll definitly use that.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-04-24 04:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-04-24 04:16:17 (#)
Ranking: 2
This has made my life infinitely better, I now can cunt-punch with confidence.
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-04-24 04:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has made my life infinitely better, I now can cunt-punch with confidence.
Submitted by frap (user info) at 2005-04-24 04:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Um, I do this and let me tell you this sir
1) Punching a bitch in the vadge is worth spit if you don't point at her and tell her first
2) You don't mention anything about punch style or if it is part of a combination of punches
3) Hookers vadges are usually numb from dicks and crack so I suggest picking up a bitch a grocery store
-When you have the level of vadge punching experience I do you can actually find a slut, punch her vagina, have her make you Kraft Easy Mac, then use her fax machine to send diagrams of it to your friends!
http://captainfoamy.blogspot.com
This responce post of mine was so good it was worth a link drop
Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-04-24 03:49:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-24 03:46:32 EDT (#)
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you mother fucker!
if you try that again to my mom i will kill you!!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-24 03:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-22 23:54:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I see potential
I CALLED IT
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-24 03:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Far better than the last one. Now THIS will come in handy!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-24 03:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish they had taught me this sutff in school instead of how to read.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-24 03:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 FOR THE NAME!