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Top Ten Things Safer than being a Pedestrian in Italy (634 hits)

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Submitted by Josh (View user info) at 2005-04-26 07:07:24 EDT


So yeah......here they are:
Top Ten Things Safer than being a Pedestrian in Italy

10. Being a part of the Iraqi Police Force
9. Being a driver in Italy
8. Eating from a street vendor in New York (or any country for that matter)
7. Hiding in the hills of Afghanistan
6. Being the new Pope
5. Standing atop the Eiffel Tower during a Thunder storm
4. Riding on the Japanese Rail Network
3. Revealing your address on Ubersite
2. Fighting for the last keg at Oktoberfest
1. Marching on Tiananmen Square

Feel free to add your own if you like...or start your own topic, but to save you the trouble here's one I prepared eariler!
'Top Ten ways you would like me to Die'

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Submitted by Jutsin (user info) at 2005-06-07 04:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"Some context would be nice."

Agreed. Still funny though.

Submitted by Viper_04 (user info) at 2005-04-28 06:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well Jeanneee, I don't know if that is safer? =P

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-04-26 13:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

driving in italy was fun.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-26 11:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

having unprotected sex with Anna Kournikova

Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-26 08:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-26 07:10:51 (#)
Ranking: 2

I was absolutely amazed about the French motorists... but I've been told the Italians are even worse. God I have some sweet French driver stories... one afternoon I just sat on our verandah in Paris (above a five-way intersection) and videotaped the traffic jam.




can i have copy?

Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-04-26 07:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

worse than the shite on dave letterman

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-26 07:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You want to see bad driving go to Greece, or Spain, or France.

Submitted by Viper_04 (user info) at 2005-04-26 07:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry I felt like I needed to bring some attention to myself

Submitted by snarf (user info) at 2005-04-26 07:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

blatant attempt at most heated.




Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-26 07:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Some context would be nice.

I rather liked the list, though.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-26 07:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was absolutely amazed about the French motorists... but I've been told the Italians are even worse. God I have some sweet French driver stories... one afternoon I just sat on our verandah in Paris (above a five-way intersection) and videotaped the traffic jam.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-04-26 07:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I found walking around Venice, Rome and Sorrento to be perfectly safe last summer.

Certainly no worse than any other European country.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-04-26 07:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shut the fuck up


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