The greatest song of our generation (982 hits)
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Submitted by Flash (View user info) at 2005-04-26 15:13:45 EDT
There is no doubt as to the sheer magnitude and brilliance of the forthcoming song. As a matter of fact, I would dare to venture that only is the the greatest song of our generation, but of all-time. While the beauty and enormity of this song can never be duplicated by any man or woman, perhaps one day in the near future, some robot genius can attempt to match the amazing song which is to follow.
Without further ado, I give you...........Kellerman's
Kellermans we come together singing all as one
We have shared another seasons talent, play and fun
Summer days will soon be over, soonly autumn starts
And tonight our memories visper softly in our hearts
Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts and hands
At Kellermans the friendships last long
As the mountains stand
Daytime, nighttime, any hour whether rain or shine
Games and lectures, talks and music happily combine
Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts and hands
At Kellermans the friendships last long
As the mountains stand
Not a stress or strain is found here for it must be said
Here at Kellerman's you gladened, stomach, heart and head
So lets join in just one last chorus,
Visitors, staff and guests.
What we've shared won't be forgotten,
Old friends are the best.
Join hands and hearts and voices
Voices, hearts and hands
At Kellermans the friendships last long
As the mountains stand
User Reviews
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-27 07:42:50 EDT (#)
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I misread it as what is the gayest song. I think the gayest songs are either soft rock or by a boyband.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-04-27 07:39:39 EDT (#)
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Gaah. Is stuck in my head now.
You asshole.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-27 07:27:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-26 22:54:02 EDT (#)
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Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions
Change into digital champions
To save the digital world
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions
Digivolve into Champion
Digivolve into Ultimate
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon are the champions
Digimon, digital monsters
Digimon
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-26 20:31:36 EDT (#)
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no.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-26 20:17:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:15:43 (#)
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Whoa! The dude from Roadhouse is gonna score with Ferris Bueler's sister.
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Ha ha ha ha! Now, THAT is funny.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-26 19:54:02 EDT (#)
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honestly, made me smile
Now I have to go watch that...and have....the time if my liiiiiiifee, and I'll owwwwwwwe it aaaaaall to you...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-26 19:09:38 EDT (#)
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I thought this was going to be about "My Dingaling"
Everyone knows the words to that song....
When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Submitted by kaysee (user info) at 2005-04-26 18:42:21 EDT (#)
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a plus two to BLITZKREIG_BOB & Sphagnum for making me laugh. a lot.
Submitted by Flash (user info) at 2005-04-26 16:56:22 EDT (#)
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I had the time of my liiiiiiiife. And I never felt this way before....
Yes I swear, it's the truuuuuth. and I owe it all to yoouuuuuu.
Submitted by scrumdown (user info) at 2005-04-26 16:30:12 EDT (#)
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Dude, total "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast rip off. I think I wanked off to thoughts of Belle as a 12 year old.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-04-26 16:05:24 EDT (#)
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Hello? Fire Department? I just called to let you know that I am a Bomb, and I am about to BLOW UP! Hi-ya, Wham.......
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:50:05 EDT (#)
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Nobody puts baby's nose in the corner.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:43:58 EDT (#)
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It would suck to be in your generation.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:41:26 EDT (#)
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Oh my dear lord.
Bart...PLEASE....stop the insanity.
Submitted by TheEastman (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:35:51 EDT (#)
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Everyone knows that the greatest song of our generation is Traction's "I'm Not the Burgular, Baby (I'm Your Man)," followed closely by the song's sequel "Don't Shoot Me (I Love You)."
But this is close.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:23:40 EDT (#)
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Sphagnum. Good word. Makes me think of spelunking in the Aztec caves of Wickatachowa.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:21:50 EDT (#)
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You have obviously never heard anything by "Air supply"
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:17:36 EDT (#)
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anything non-weezer/led zeppelin?
can't be!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:17:30 EDT (#)
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If it's not by Bananarama, then you're wrong
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-26 15:15:43 EDT (#)
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Whoa! The dude from Roadhouse is gonna score with Ferris Bueler's sister.