dear everyone, (1181 hits)
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Submitted by Corinne (View user info) at 2005-04-26 23:19:54 EDT
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to see you alive there THAIF.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, Eddie Vedder circa 1992
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-04-29 02:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-28 02:10:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
Is the left over ham off the bone?
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Hell no. It's still on. Just a big monster of meaty goodness. But I also have store bought stuff. The only thing to do is to go eat sammiches and decide.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 06:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My roomates mother has moved in for a visit. She'll only be here for oh, three goddamn weeks.
My apartment smells like second-hand smoke and Wal-Mart ham. I think I may go mad.
Thus begins day 2.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-28 02:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, ham is gross.
Always eat salads.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-28 02:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is the left over ham off the bone?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-04-28 01:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't decide which is better: a ham sammich made from ham bought and sliced from the store or ham that I cut from leftover ham.
BIG SEXY SAMMICH PARTY! EVERYBODY BOOGIE NIGHT! IT'S ALL SUPER ALRIGHT!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-28 01:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right on. That's what I meant. I sleep as if I lived on the other side of the world.
Perhaps I should move.
Shandy?
Ainkara?
Um?
hello?
Can I move in?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-28 01:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oz. We appear to have similar sleep patterns because I've no 'net access at home at the moment as Ive just moved and fucking TELSTRA are DICKING ME AROUND!!!!!!
Sorry, it's a sore point. So I uber at the moment from work when I really should be yelling at people for not working hard enough. Come 6 o'clock, I leave my office and I leave Uber. I'm kind of like Cinderella, having to leave before bedtime... it's the same but different.. somehow.
Thanks for the 2, you.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-28 00:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My date was postponed to monday or tuesday. I can't date while PMSing.
Danger, we appear to have the same sleep schedule. You must be in the UK or austraila.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-28 00:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Renaissance festivals *snort!* - dorky alright. What you need is an action man, there's a veritable smorgesboard of them right here on Uber. No nerdy, dweeby dorky boys here, no siree.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-28 00:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh honey, you're right on. PMS is ruining my life.
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-27 23:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woohoo! But only because I'm having migraine-like cramps, and I'm moody too... I won't jump to conclusion about your reason for moodiness.
Good luck with your date....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-27 23:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is my favorite post ever.
By the way, I feel much better today!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-27 10:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey! Who are you again?
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2005-04-27 10:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"But I do have a date, but the guy likes Renisance Festivals, and I realized I think that's dorky."
Maybe if you're lucky, he'll show you his lance...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:40:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:18:54 (#)
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stfu n00b
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hahahahahahaha
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:37:35 EDT (#)
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I'm going to make that picture my wallpaper and tile it.
Wait.
No I'm not.
I've got a better idea....
BUAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAAA!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:50:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
W000!!!
German Nationalism!!!!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh you care...
happy Friday...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stfu n00b
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-27 07:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-27 05:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
original
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-27 02:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:50:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
W000!!!
German Nationalism!!!!
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This is funny coming from a Joo-joo.
It's like seeing a black man at a KKK convention.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-27 02:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Un, thanks for the help
back when......
Even thought I thought you were a guy
back then
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-04-27 02:30:36 EDT (#)
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eh.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-27 02:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Naturally.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-27 02:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No babel here Rad, strictly copy and paste - and of course I cross-referenced the content with Arnie just to be sure.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D_R, by the way, I think you have a fish in your ear.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
W000!!!
German Nationalism!!!!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das deutsche Vaterland -
Danach laßt uns alle streben,
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand.
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand -
Blüh' im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, deutsches Vaterland.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where's that finger been, missy?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2005-04-27 00:30:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you in a Doors cover band?
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<uuunnnghhh>
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This needs a linkwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65128
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look like my mom's cousin Jody and she rocks.
So +2 for you, ma'am.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Best Buy...
niiice
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait a minute. You told ME to use pomade? That's not right. Trying to look good is overrated, it just makes people think you're out to steal their boyfriends. Or something. OH LOOK, SEE THAT? THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY SHOULDER... nevermind.
I like things I can relate to, so +2 for you.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're absolutely right.
I'm #1
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:14:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Err... good.. I think. Didn't deserve 2 -2's. I shall negate one with this - *KEEEEEEEER -BAM!!!*
+2.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm GERMAN for gods sake!!!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:08:16 EDT (#)
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Wow, I must really look like a man. I never hear that anywhere besides uber... my next picture will surely include boobs.
And danger... Your review here showed me that I was getting my point across.
Maybe I should try to look less manly from here on out. This may or may not begin to bother me. I'll start to wear more makeup and brush my hair if that helps my plight any.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-27 01:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-27 00:28:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Danger... THANK YOU!
I'm glad my point got across so well!
+2 for you!
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H-huh??
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-27 00:55:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look kind of like Eddie Vedder in the early years
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-27 00:49:53 EDT (#)
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Wow degreeless... you're right on.
I no longer find you annoying.
I'm very fickle, so don't read too much into that.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-27 00:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PEOPLE
THIS POST HAS NO HIDDEN MEANINGS OR MESSAGES; IT IS NOT MEANT TO BE TOPIC OF A PHILOSOPHICAL DISCISSION OR OBSERVATION. THIS POST HAS ONE SIMPLE MESSAGE AND THAT IS THAT ONE CORINNE IS PISSED AND IS EXPRESSING IT IN A CRUDE MANNER ON UBER. NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS, SO DONT EXPECT THE NEXT NOBEL PRIZE WINNER.
god, you people overanalyze EVERYTHING
Submitted by Thunderlips (user info) at 2005-04-27 00:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you in a Doors cover band?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-27 00:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Danger... THANK YOU!
I'm glad my point got across so well!
+2 for you!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-27 00:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Okay. I've revisited the post and my critique and I'm still getting a -2 kinda vibe... The titular Dear Everyone is a peculiar way to address a demographic you intend to insult. A more fitting introduction would have been something like... well, "Listen up cunts".. or, "I've a message", for example. Your potty mouth only adds weight to my opinion of this post being completely devoid of 'class', vulgar gestures and profanity are not becoming of young ladies.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I wasn't really going for "classy" with this one.
I was going for "fuck off", so just re-read it with that in mind.
Not re-read... re-look-at.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Classy.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just kidding, livejournal is sooo overrated. Only posers go there.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Current mood: Mad >:(
Current tune: Green Day - Boulevard ;)
My day: Omg uber u will not believe this but I went 2 work today and I was liek tailgated. Wtf? Then I had the right of way but some stupid old woman crossed my path so the car went N E WAY so I drove her over. Well n e way, tomorrow is bad 2 cuz I haf 2 wake up at 5. IN THE MORNING!! I have a date but he's a dork (1 <3 dorks!).
PS: TOMORROW IS MY B-DAY :D (J/K :'()(rofl the parentheses make it weird but it is a sad face)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
smiled
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was originally just going to say "fuck you" for my post, but I figured this would really show you all how I felt.
How I feel is: Bad mood
Why I feel this way: Because I'm moody
When I will feel better: Not tomorrow, because I have to wake up at 5am. But I do have a date, but the guy likes Renisance Festivals, and I realized I think that's dorky. I hope he doesn't talk about those damn festivals. But he does know that Qutar is the only country that starts with Q. And he is pretty cute. But he has weird tattoos that I'm not sure I like, because they tie in to that whole ren faire idea.
Then the next day is my birthday, and that won't be a good day. Crying will be involved.
Then maybe the next day I'll feel better. So, Friday it is!
I CANT WAIT.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey now, that wasn't nice. I'm with munkeypants.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:31:22 EDT (#)
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Yeah gary, get it right... it's "ho" or "whore"... whichever suits your fancy.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:23:39 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you too hoe!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, fuck you, you stupid farming tool.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well..
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:23:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you too hoe!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:22:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heeeey. what did I do?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-26 23:20:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why yes, I did just get home from work. And no, I usually don't brush my hair.