People/Things That Make Me Want To Touch My Peener (NSFW) (1210 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.23 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Duke Diggler (View user info) at 2005-04-27 08:08:19 EDT
After 21 years of wandering around on this third rock from the sun, I've seen/met/experienced/read about many things that make my peener go from soft to hard. I'll pitch a tent anytime I am exposed to anything on this list, and sometimes even just the thought will make Dick Johnson harder than the SAT is for a mentally retarded black person. Just thought I'd share a few of them.
1. Audrey Hepburn (when she was young, she was arguably the most beautiful woman ever)
2. Big Tits
3. Naked Barbie dolls
4. My right hand
5. Anna Kournikova
6. Your wife/mom/sister/girlfriend
7. Lube
8. Shlongy (when he isn't being a big poo-poo head)
9. Pretty Faces
10. Ferraris
11. A girl/girl/me threesome
12. Jennifer Love Hewitt
13. Money
14. Drunk girls
15. Mentally retarded black people taking the SAT
16. ManicMother
17. A limp-dick blowjob (you know, where they start sucking it before you're even hard)
18. Did I say big tits?
19. My left hand
20. Oompa-Loompas
21. Tubgirl (see picture below)
User Reviews
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-17 17:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tits=auto+2?
moron...
eat some auto -2's for that.
(I won't read the posts coz youre a stupid teenie)
disgusting asshole
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-04-27 12:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I Agre----
Submitted by mbstateside
Ranking: -2
+ 2 for items 1-20
-2 for item 21
-4 for the pic
+ 2 for the fact that it's only a thumbnail
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-04-27 11:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mine is bigger
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65158
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-27 10:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tubgirl, how original.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-04-27 10:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+ 2 for items 1-20
-2 for item 21
-4 for the pic
+ 2 for the fact that it's only a thumbnail
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-27 10:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-27 09:51:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, I am fucking sick of tubgirl
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-27 10:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Rad, get over your damn self.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-27 10:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:25:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Why am I on this man's list?
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Because he is into sickly girls?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-27 09:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, I am fucking sick of tubgirl
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very disturbing
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:25:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
You just sent me over the edge you fucker - now I have seen the Unholy Trinity. I thought it was a rotten egg at first.
I am just thankful that my first (and last) viewing was so small.
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hehe
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You just sent me over the edge you fucker - now I have seen the Unholy Trinity. I thought it was a rotten egg at first.
I am just thankful that my first (and last) viewing was so small.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why am I on this man's list?
Submitted by gtz (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post makes me want to blow up a gay sanctuary. Let me know when you are attending.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-27 08:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tubgirl. how clever.