Would you swim in my piss? These poeple did. RESIZED AND REPOSTED, by request..... (792 hits)
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Submitted by Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington (View user info) at 2005-04-27 13:24:41 EDT
So the other day I was in Las Vegas and I was thinking, damn, the city is fucking dirty.
Let's start with the money. There's a lot of it and it changes hands all the time. You give it to the dealer, the dealer either pays it back out to someone or gives it to the mobsters that own the joint. And it just keeps going around and around. In any given 24 hour period in Vegas, a $20 bill has been in a strippers underwear, a mob enforces pocket, a hooker's purse, some fat guy's greasy hands and no you are holding it. Dirty.
Walk down the street in Vegas and within 5 minutes someone will hand you a porn advertisement. These usually advertise escorts or strippers and have pictures of naked chicks on them. They arte handed to you by underage Mexican kids. There's nothing clean about this at all. Dirt, dirt, dirt.
The food is dirty too. I was watching people at a buffet in this hotel and they would pick up food, then put it back. Then someone else would come, lick their hands, then pick up food, then put it back. Then someone else eats it. That's just gross. Surprisingly, people line up to do this.
Then I was thinking, I wonder what the limit is for people to do dirty things. Where is the line that they will cross? They will touch dirty money, then eat chicken wings with hands, but that's not too uncommon. I'm talking Tijuana hooker dirty. The only thing I could think that people ion Las Vegas might find too dirty is swimming in piss. Urine smells bad, has lots of bacteria and is just plain gross.
So I decided to go back to my hotel, pee in the pool and see if anyone would still swim in it. I had put back a few free beers at the casino and was saving up some liquid. So I walked out on the pool deck and looked around. There were people sun tanning, but no one actually swimming. I go to the edge of the pool, pull out my cock and start pissing, with everyone watching. I got a few dirty looks and the odd "eeewwwwww", but no one really did much. Then I go back up to my room (overlooking the pool) and wait to see what happens.
I couldn't believe it. People were swimming. The same people who saw me piss. They didn't care. I guess it was no worse than the rest of the dirty stuff they had been doing.
People actually swam in my piss. Here's the proof:
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Submitted by bulldog (user info) at 2005-05-22 02:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are worthless
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-05-13 10:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good enough for these babies
+1
+1
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-05-13 10:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pee in the bath and get over it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-13 10:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2. You know why.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-28 00:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you think public swimming pools have in them? Little kids swim in them,no?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-28 00:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You obviously have not been to Southeast Asia.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Piss is nearly free of all pathogens, unless you have a urinary tract infection, and the chlorinated water would kill whatever was left over. Supposedly back in the day (15-1600s ish) it was used on the battlefield to clean wounds because any water around would be rancid, and there was probably no alcohol of any sort nearby.
The chlorine would overpower the smell, too.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:01:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-27 13:32:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
i call shenanigans.
dude, if you whipped out Mr. Happy and started pissing into a public pool in vegas, not only would you be kicked out of your hotel, but you'd also have the shit kicked out of you by Steve Wynn's goombas.
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What? You would actually accuse someone of lying or stretching the truth on THIS site?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-27 13:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was born and raised in Las Vegas.
I bathe in my own piss.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-27 13:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-27 13:27:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Still a little bit too big, but it's better.
(On a side note, how come girls never tell me that? Just for once I would like to be told I'm too big by someone other than the guy who supervises the play area at Ikea).
hahahah
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-04-27 13:32:06 EDT (#)
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i call shenanigans.
dude, if you whipped out Mr. Happy and started pissing into a public pool in vegas, not only would you be kicked out of your hotel, but you'd also have the shit kicked out of you by Steve Wynn's goombas.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-04-27 13:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe the water was to cold, and you warmed it up for them.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-27 13:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-27 13:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Still a little bit too big, but it's better.
(On a side note, how come girls never tell me that? Just for once I would like to be told I'm too big by someone other than the guy who supervises the play area at Ikea).