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Submitted by SpikeGoddess (View user info) at 2005-04-27 14:19:31 EDT
I have a challenge for you---
Think about a girl who is absolutely ravishing. She's young, just started college, and she's not just physically beautiful but she exudes this energy that makes you feel incredible. You almost wish you could dislike her because she seems to have everything---looks, intelligence, a great group of friends, leadership skills----everything you want for yourself and work hard for but never seem to grasp. Yet, as much as you'd like to hate her, whenever you see her she makes a special effort to find out how you're doing, to include you in her latest social endeavor, or to ask your advice for something. She makes you feel important, recognized...it's almost as if she makes you feel more attractive, successful and happy just by her presence. She genuinely cares about you and about other people, despite the fact that she seems to be so far above everybody.
Now, think----
What is the truly evil thing she has done? It's something that can't be explained away as a lapse in judgement, and it's not a petty "mean girls" scenario. I'm talking about dashing a baby's brains out with a club, systematical exploitation, deception and theft on a grand scale, abuse, something heinous and unforgivable.
I know that Uber is full of some of the sickest minds of our generation, so help me out here. The 'evil' action should be something that could be justified in her mind on some level---she has to have a reason to do it. (Example---the prom queen who gives birth in the bathroom, stuffs the infant in a trash bag, and returns to the prom. As horrific as it is, there is an intellecutally understandable motive behind the act.) But it must be something that makes your stomach turn just to think about it. Something really horrific.
The real challenge is for you to come up with a way to suggest that the 'good' side of her and the 'evil' side of her are intimately linked and that one cannot exist without the other.
Throw out some ideas for me, ok?
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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-28 08:51:39 EDT (#)
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She once rubbed her mid-aborted fetus all over her kitchen surfaces. Not an easy task.
But only to achieve a polished surface smoother than a babies bum.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-04-28 08:38:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-27 18:57:58 (#)
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Who the fuck hands out new shit to deal with at 4pm?
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NEWSPAPERS.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-04-28 06:16:26 EDT (#)
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She assumes that all guys want is sex. Well, most of them, and when they're not in public they'll admit that to themselves. Because she wants to make people happy, when she new that that was what her brother/father wanted, she gave it to them. She knows that her friends don't do the same, and she secretly doesn't like them for that, so she seeks out these boys and gives them what they are obviously missing, even if they don't want it. Some of the boys are quite young.
Possibly her best friend's son too, because she knows that her friend would never touch him like that. She thinks he's missing out.
Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2005-04-28 06:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-27 20:36:29 (#)
Ranking: 1
She was born and bred in Wales.
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Whats wrong with Wales?, just cos we kicked your ass in the six nations.
GRAND SLAM BABY WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wales Rugby Team = Kickers of all Ass.
Im suprised a Scottish person said something like this mind, I personally like the scottish and I felt pitty that you lost the game when you played us. But oh well. YOU LOSE WE WIN!
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-04-28 05:48:28 EDT (#)
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she is so nice and friendly that whenever a dog starts humping her leg (which is often as her pop runs the homeless animal shelter) she hops onto her hands and knees and lets it fuck her
but then she feels shame, and kills the doggies.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-28 01:03:37 EDT (#)
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Abby is your typical beauty. Long flowing blonde hair, lithe tone size 6 with enough energy to electrify a small city, and enough enthusiasm to make even the most forlorn turn up the corners of their mouths and smile.
She is also a bulimic.
She lives with her family on the wrong side of the tracks and everything about them disgusts her. The thing about her family that she reviles the most is that they are all gluttons. Each and every one of them is at least fifty pounds overwieght. She never lets on to them that she is disgusted however. She gets her kicks by feeding them.
That's right, she figures if they want to be disgusting fat pigs, then she is going to feed that need. "Let them be huge," she thinks every time she prepares meatloaf and potatoes, everytime she bakes up that bread covered with thick, juicy garlic butter topping.
Abby stops at the pet store everyday on her way home from school. Each and every day she picks up something different. One day it is crickets. Another day it is feed worms. Sometimes it is a dozen goldfish. Often it is a can of alpo or gourmet cat food. Sometimes it is mice.
She goes directly home from the pet shop with her little bundles and immediately fixes dinner for the gluttonous horde she calls a family. Mashed up crickets in the soup. Feed worms diced and added to the meatloaf. Mouseburgers. Goldfish pie. Occasionally she mixes in a little of her own blood, snot, or other bodily fluids depending on her mood.
She sits there and watches them eat with reckless abandon while she barely touches her salad. What she does eat comes up anyway about fifteen minutes later.
Her family loves her cooking and they devour every bite. They have no idea.
She loves to watch them eat.
Ignorance is bliss.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-27 23:35:08 EDT (#)
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I know this guy who was just sent to prison. Good kid. always was.
this chick told him she was 17. Cool. He is 20. well, considering it was one on the
morning and she was shitfaced who would have thought she was 13? And that she would
cry rape to get out of trouble with her parents?
I shit you not.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-27 20:37:33 EDT (#)
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After a few dates, she lets you take her panties off. She takes them from you and playfully begins stuffing them into her puss. "You have to pull them out using only your mouth," she says.
You think, "Ok she playful, just experimenting. This should be fun." Now the panties are fully up her, and you begin pulling them out with your teeth. When you finally get them out, she tells you to hold them up to the light.
When you do, you see a blood-stained image of your own tombstone, with your born date (and your death date, which is today's date).
You jump back in disbelief, and now she's standing in the doorway blocking you exit.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-04-27 20:36:29 EDT (#)
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She was born and bred in Wales.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-04-27 19:48:20 EDT (#)
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she sold her soul to satan in exchange for what people would view as perfection.
I think that fits all of your criteria
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-27 18:57:58 EDT (#)
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Let's call her Jenny.
Jenny's mother is an attorney. Her father is a neurosurgeon.
Jenny has one younger brother (Jeff, 15) and one older sister (Sarah, 24).
The family has five homes (3 in the USA, two in Europe).
Jenny has grown up hopping from home to home, educated in boarding schools. The family is thought to be a shining example of success in America, but they are dysfunctional in the extreme.
Jenny defied her parents wishes and chose to attend a local college near the town where she was born. The family only gets together in what they call 'the big house' (the estate where they have spent the most time over the years) for holidays and family occasions.
When Jenny was three, she nearly drowned Sarah by climbing on her older sister's head and shoulders while they were swimming in the pool. No one believed Sarah's claim that Jenny did it on purpose. Jenny's only memory of the incident is that she was jealous because Sarah was wearing a prettier swimsuit.
When Jenny was five, her hamster died. It was buried in the woods behind the house in a little cigar box. Sarah took a quick peek at the hamster after Jenny put inside the box. Sarah never told her parents that she thought the hamster appeared to have crude sutures across its belly and a small bit of newsprint seemed to be sticking out of the little body. If Jenny stuffed the hamster with newspaper, what did she do with its internal organs? Could it have anything to do with the fact that she often told people she was going to, "Cut the bad stuff out of people, just like daddy does, when I grow up."
When Jenny was seven, her little brother somehow managed to get out of his crib in the nursery upstairs, crawl down the hall, and unlatch the security gate at the top of the stairs. He broke both legs and an arm in his fall. Jenny said she was watching TV in her bedroom, next to the nursery, the whole time. She said she was surprised she didn't hear Jeff, because she seemed to hear every single noise he made, all night long.
Uh-oh. a shitstorm of work is heading my way.
Who the fuck hands out new shit to deal with at 4pm?
This will have to be continued...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-04-27 16:12:16 EDT (#)
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Jeez, what a great idea...
Working on my contribution now...
Submitted by TheEastman (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:46:01 EDT (#)
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Both her parents used to work long hours when she was in high school, so she had free time to herself until the late evening. When she got back from school she spent her time walking around naked in front of her younger brother, teasing him with her figure, and making him strip down to nothing as well. Her brother was ten. She let him have her with virtually no penetration, forcing him to make as much of he could with her external parts until he was done. Then she shamed him and laughed at him. She did this twice a week.
Her roommate came home blackout drunk one night, and she helped her to bed, intentionally laying her facedown. Her roommate died in her sleep, choking on her own vomit. She stayed up at night to listen to her die. The girl got her own room.
She switches her friends' birth control pills with some sort of placebo, and/or use a pin to pop holes in their condoms. She will comfort them when they come to her once they've gotten pregnant. She will strongly encourage them to have abortions, and later tell the would-be fathers that the girls did it out of spite.
She smothered her baby cousin when she was eleven, because the child was getting more attention that her. Her aunt/uncle divorced, and neither has had any more children.
She sleeps with her father's boss in exchange for monthly checks taken out of funds that would have been used for her father's pay raise. She tells his daughter (who also attends the school) but threatens her with rape at the hands of the college basketball team if she tells anyone.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:31:48 EDT (#)
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She works in a soup kitchen for the homeless, but poisons their food every week because she feels as though it will put them out of their misery, and will clean up the city as well.
OR
She has always had sick fantasies of murdering people, but has settled to work as a veteranarian's assistant where she diagnoses animals incorrectly and convinces people to have them put down immediately. Then she takes them out back and ends it with a hammer, etc, and gives the people a bag of used cigarette ashes, saying it's their pet's remains.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:22:12 EDT (#)
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Snark really is kind of scary with these ideas, combined with some of his posts.
Don't hurt me.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:12:44 EDT (#)
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Another idea,
She is slowly poisoning her little sister to death.
She has learned to love the addoration of everyone to the point where she needs it like a drug, which is why she tries so hard to get it from everyone.
Mer mother has had one miscairrage (somehow her fault) and 2 crib deaths (her fault as well) and lives in the house in total fear of her.
The mother might even suspect but doesn't want to believe that her daughter (even though she's terrified of her) would do something so evil, even though the daughter rules the household like a tyrant.
She may even feel like people owe it to her to adore her after she puts the effort in to give them the time of day. She may have a portion of the wall or her dresser in her room dedicated to the people she feels don't give her enough attention...
Submitted by wanderingsharps (user info) at 2005-04-27 15:07:41 EDT (#)
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I suggest the following.
go to any college bar, buy a fancy drink,
find the snottyest looking bunch, make small talk.
start a conversation with "did you ever do anything really evil?
like this one time..." (make somethng up at this point-somrthing bad)
.....take notes, go home and sit in the shower and hope the water will make you clean.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:50:16 EDT (#)
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She acts that way because she has personal pics floating around the internet. I found one. NSFW
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64320 NSFW
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:43:18 EDT (#)
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This post reminded me of something that I saw on a men's room wall:
"No matter how smoking hot she is, somewhere, someplace, somebody is sick of her shit."
So true.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:42:37 EDT (#)
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Late night weekends she goes to the bad part of town. She gives herself to the lowest filthiest piece of trash she can find because she wants to be used and degraded. She has a taste for the filthiest parts of society and she can't deny it.
She purposely lets herself be used, sometimes by more than one person a night or the same time.
She uses makeup to expertly hide her bruises.
She does it because she believes it helps to bring her down to the level of the people surrounding her or the degradation somehow satiates the beast within her that would otherwise keep her from the pedestal that other's put her on.
Maybe after awhile the degradation isn't enough and she takes it to the next level, like fucking a bum then killing him...
It's probably been done before but then so has everything.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:40:22 EDT (#)
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She killed or maimed her father because he fiddled with her.
Why did that come into my head?
-Dave
Submitted by dclive1978 (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:39:15 EDT (#)
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She goes around sucking the dicks of powerful rich men then cuts their cocks off just as they're about to nut, and laughs at them as they scream in pain and mixed orgasmic pleasure. They will never be able to have sex again but will always lust after that twisted feeling of pain and pleasure. She then wears the dicks around her waist on a belt which she uses to tease infants with before kicking them into oncoming traffic. After that, she stops by a deli, throws pubes from a $2 hooker in the face of a grandma who wasn't ordering quickly enough and demands a ham sandwich with no mayo. She pays for it with pennies and when the deli owner protests she shoves a tire tool up his ass and then forces him to pleasure a goat. Now that's fucked up.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:35:50 EDT (#)
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I knew this girl who lied about being pregnant
to trap this guy. Now that is just fucked up!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:32:51 EDT (#)
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stole a tube of lipstick?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:32:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:26:52 (#)
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she killed her family because they did not approve of her keeping her younger brother locked up in the basement for use as a sex slave. she rents him out to rich older women and her friends. and she kills puppies and kitten too.
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And her AIM name is "Cutie Girl 19". Now thats EVIL!
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:26:52 EDT (#)
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she killed her family because they did not approve of her keeping her younger brother locked up in the basement for use as a sex slave. she rents him out to rich older women and her friends. and she kills puppies and kitten too.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:26:09 EDT (#)
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She exterminated 6 million European Jews in the 1940s using a system of forced labor/death camps known as the "Final Solution."
She felt she had to do this because her life seemed too perfect, and it didn't feel "real" enough.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:24:56 EDT (#)
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kills puppies and kittens to please bob barker.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:24:13 EDT (#)
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She's asked to get married?
I know that is evil.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-27 14:20:56 EDT (#)
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She fucked Fetish...?
Eeeewwwwww