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Happy Birthday Corn Nugget (587 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.5 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Munkeypants (View user info) at 2005-04-28 13:15:24 EDT

Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear La Nugetta
Happy birfday to youuuuu

I wracked my brains trying to think of something special I can get you for your
birthday. I did get you peanut butter cookies, but I ate them. Then I though
I'd give you $20 and a nice card but I needed the money to get anal wart remover cream and
used the card to apply it. Then I thought well, how about a nice lap dance from
my personal friend "Naked Brett"? But alas, Brett is in the hospital with
a mild cade of the cooties.

So I'm going to do the only thing I can do. Bow down to your awesomeness.

Venting Corn http://www.ubersite.com/m/65125

Insightful Corn http://www.ubersite.com/m/63743

Corn the Author http://www.ubersite.com/m/55570

Secretive Corn http://www.ubersite.com/m/48872

Strange Corn http://www.ubersite.com/m/42910

Last Supper Corn http://www.ubersite.com/m/35954

Okay. I lied. I got you something. It is still on order. And because I am an
impatient person I can't wait to show you...

User Reviews

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-30 10:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate weekends, it's too fucking quiet around here.

Happy Birthday kid.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-30 10:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

never mind

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-30 10:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where in the hell is everybody?

Always remember that you're representing our country. I guess what I'm
saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room.

-- Homer Simpson
The Crepes of Wrath