Happy Birthday Corn Nugget (1426 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.66 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Munkeypants (View user info) at 2005-04-28 13:15:57 EDT
Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear La Nugetta
Happy birfday to youuuuu
I wracked my brains trying to think of something special I can get you for your
birthday. I did get you peanut butter cookies, but I ate them. Then I though
I'd give you $20 and a nice card but I needed the money to get anal wart remover cream and
used the card to apply it. Then I thought well, how about a nice lap dance from
my personal friend "Naked Brett"? But alas, Brett is in the hospital with
a mild cade of the cooties.
So I'm going to do the only thing I can do. Bow down to your awesomeness.
Venting Corn http://www.ubersite.com/m/65125
Insightful Corn http://www.ubersite.com/m/63743
Corn the Author http://www.ubersite.com/m/55570
Secretive Corn http://www.ubersite.com/m/48872
Strange Corn http://www.ubersite.com/m/42910
Last Supper Corn http://www.ubersite.com/m/35954
Okay. I lied. I got you something. It is still on order. And because I am an
impatient person I can't wait to show you...
User Reviews
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2005-05-09 09:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS - wart remover made me laugh, then barf all over my shoes. And I'm wearing sandals. Ewww.
Submitted by vodka7tall (user info) at 2005-05-09 09:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey there funky munkey! Saw you popped by my last post, so just thought I'd say "wussup"! How ya been?
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2005-05-07 03:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg that is the cutest squirrel ever!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-05-04 19:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Echidnas.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-05-04 19:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-30 01:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Corn Nugget!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-30 00:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Munkeypants! I demand you quit smoking!
That is all.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-29 11:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Danger - no way man. They are for cuddlin only!
No soup for you!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww. Happy birthday, Corrine. This was nice of you, munkey.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
omg that's cute
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah birthdays!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday corn_nugget. Mmmmmmmmm, echidna. Listen - Munkeypants, I'll give you 100 bucks US for that tasty little morsel and I'll pay the same for any others you have in your pantry. I'll need at least 12 - I'm making me a soup.
If Baking_lady contacts you tell the bitch I've purchased the lot. She only makes pies, and pies equal wastage. My soup on the other hand uses everything but the entrails - which I give to my dog.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-28 16:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This thread is dumb. Nothing personal.
I didn't minus you for the "anal wart remover" line, alone.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-04-28 16:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It da wittle hedgeyhoggy.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-28 16:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh. I'm cuter than that, and one time this guy shot me in the face.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-28 16:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IS THAT NOT THE CUTEST THING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN 1N YOUR LIFE??
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-04-28 16:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh!!!! i want one!!!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-04-28 16:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:39:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cutest. Thing. EVAR!
_______________________________
Agreed. Happy birthday Nugget!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:03:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:30:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Munkey and Snark and naked wrestling...
I'll bring a camera and some stuffed toys to jack off with.
--------------------------
a shitfuck/snark/munkey sammich hmmmm....
==================
Pass.
That guy's got a full 14 inches of constantly abused rocket flesh.
I prefer to work alone. Thing's are much less Emasculating that way.
Not that it would be work...
Fuck, I need to not type anymore today.
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want one of those!
Happy birthday Corn!
Drinks all around to celebrate! I'll pay for everyone!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 for blatant ass-kissery... :P
Happy Birthday, Corn!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Corn.
-Dave
Submitted by canadia (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday corn...
And now I...must....own...cute....hedgehog...
This one time, I babysat a hedgehog....no, really I did... it was cute, but not so cuddly...Sweet personality..and illegal as heck where I live, but now I want one..
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:30:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Munkey and Snark and naked wrestling...
I'll bring a camera and some stuffed toys to jack off with.
--------------------------
a shitfuck/snark/munkey sammich hmmmm....
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-28 14:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy bday corn nugget!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erotic Corn - http://www.ubersite.com/u/4955
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd use that thing as a weapon.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for the post making me chuckle
+1 for Ms Nuggeta! feliz cumpleanos
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cutest. Thing. EVAR!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:30:09 (#)
Ranking: 2
Munkey and Snark and naked wrestling...
I'll bring a camera and some stuffed toys to jack off with.
=======================
Ahahahaha!
Fucker!
I will name many illigitimate children after you. The name Shitfuck will live on forever.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aww thanks monkey. The picture made me smile, and that says a lot today.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Munkey and Snark and naked wrestling...
I'll bring a camera and some stuffed toys to jack off with.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JEANNEEE?
Will YOU talk to me hun? ... Everyone else seems to hate me??
A am eternally the sad clown.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all your baby albino hedgehogs are belong to us
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You missed the Passion of the Corn.
Ok I admit it... I got nothing.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lets all strip to our Birfday suits to honor this occasion!!
Wooo.... go birthday suits!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take secretive corn for 200, Alex.
Submitted by Josephine (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't think of a single baby animal that isn't cute.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yay baby hedgehog!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-28 13:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Happy Birthday!!!!