Make Way For Gay!!!! (2432 hits)
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Submitted by DonovanMD <Dmacd58.at.telus.net> (View user info) at 2005-04-28 20:04:41 EDT
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Submitted by slapsticky (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:46:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-06 04:53:00 EDT (#)
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You've got a girlfriend...
Man, that is so Ghey.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-05-02 15:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN GHEY MENZ!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-02 15:17:55 EDT (#)
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This post is sexist and offensive - WHERE IS THE LESBOPOLY????
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-05-02 13:20:55 EDT (#)
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"not that there's anything wrong with that..."
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-05-02 09:38:28 EDT (#)
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Zoid... I wasn't coming down on gays... I know what the gay agenda is. I know gay people. I was just wondering why the straight community hasn't come with something like this. If you live somewhere where your gayness isn't accepted then that's really too bad. People really do need to learn to mind their own fucking business in public. I'd laugh my ass off if I say a bunch of gay guys jumped a straight guy and fucked him up. That would be priceless.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-05-02 05:29:46 EDT (#)
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Homosexuals are gay!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-05-02 05:09:11 EDT (#)
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How dare you attack gays you stupid hetemosexual!!! I'll kill you you Thilly!
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-02 04:07:14 EDT (#)
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Truth be told. It's always difficult on just how to guage PDA. I think some people will always feel that way. Normally, any PDA makes me uncomfortable to be around, and I don't understand why simply because it's too men or women kissing would make it more awkward. In fact, I do recall staring at some lipstick lesbians in a bar for over an hour, but that's another story...
If my son were to be gay, my only hesitancy would be for the difficulties that society would offer him. Still, I don't think that keeping affection personal is any worse than having to chew with your mouth closed. That's only a personal preference of mine and I'm not going to stare them down or repremand them to their face, regardless. That's just my opinion, and while affection is healthy, there's no reason for it to be public.
I understand your point on people sticking their snouts where they don't belong, but really, most of us, even us "conservative" folk could give a damn what's going where when it comes to sex. All I care about is that my client's checks clear.
There are too many people on both sides that give their associative groups bad names. The right wing nuts versus the embarrassingly flaming and militant gays. I hate both sides and wish that there could be more individuals and less cause-heads. Either way, I agree with you on the PDA issue being harmless.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-02 03:45:32 EDT (#)
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I agree with most of what you say Rawr, but I dont think theres anything wrong with a little PDA.
Those annoying people who walk around with their hands in each others back pocket, yeah I want to follow them with a bat.
But going for a walk in the park? Giving a kiss goodbye before running into the office? If you think thats a bad thing in a relationship, I dont know what to tell you.
I had some neighbors once, a young married couple, they'd been together for about 3 or 4 years. Every day when the husband got home from work, he'd stop at the mailbox, and she'd come running out and jump into his arms, giving him a huge kiss. They'd hold each others hands for a second, talk about their day, then walk into their house, side by side with huge goofy grins on their faces.
Now contrast that with your "no PDA in relationships" stance. The husband comes home, sets the mail on the counter, says "Hi honey" then turns on the TV and sits down.
Which seems like a more functional pairing to you?
(though again, I do agree, too many of us get wrapped up in our sexuality. But its something of a normal reaction to overcompensate when you're trying to prove to yourself that being you isn't as bad as society makes it out to be)
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-02 03:37:50 EDT (#)
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That was actually a well thought out post Zoidberg, well done.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-02 03:37:37 EDT (#)
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I'm currently working for an openly gay man who couldn't be a nicer client. He has his boyfriend over all the time, but he's never holding hands or kissing him. He's told me he's gay, but only in context and never unnecessarily brought it up. That's the example of someone comfortable with their sexual identity.
I would find it equally annoying to see a man and his wife holding hands all the time or kissing all the time in front of other people. It's unnecessary and a sign of insecurity, plain and simple. I realize that things are more passionate starting out, but PDA in general is nothing more than immaturity and a lack of tact.
As far as homosexuality in general goes, I think that too many homosexuals make it too big a part of their lives. Fucking men or fucking women isn't really a big chunk of what makes you you. If it is, your values are seriously misplaced, and to feel victimized for it is as trivial as being victimized for getting dirty looks because you smoke cigarrettes.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-05-02 03:23:58 EDT (#)
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I agree that the game is pretty dumb, but the whole "Im straight, where is my recognition?" thing gets a little old.
Might as well bitch about the oppressed "white Christian minority".
Let me tell a quick story that highlights the "special rights" I, as a gay man, want.
I was in Austin a few weekends ago apartment hunting. I went out to one of the local queer bars (Rain if anyone is all that interested) with some friends, got fairly blitzed and spent all night dancing. Typical club experience, no?
Then I met a guy, we hit it off, and since neither of us was sober yet, we hung out and walked around downtown Austin. Not love of my life type stuff, but he was interesting and cute (and a jock so yum)
And he insisted on holding my hand. I did it, but had to look over my shoulder the entire way. When a car drove by, I instantly pulled my hand away so it would look like we were just 2 friends walking side by side.
Therein lies the crux of the matter. That was the first time I'd ever held another guy's hand in a public setting. I'm not talking about a party or a gay bar. Im talking about walking around in the street. And even then, I'm limited to the few forward thinking areas (big cities where everyone minds their own fucking business) to do so.
I'm against PDA because I think its trashy. But imagine never being able to hold your girlfriend's hand, or brush her hair out of her face, or give her a quick kiss on the lips.
So to everyone bitching about "gays" and their "special rights" this is a big, hearty, "Fuck You". You don't have to worry that holding your girlfriend's hand in a movie theatre might get you jumped afterwards. Or that giving your girlfriend a kiss goodbye when she drops you off for work might get you fired by a disapproving "family values" boss.
Want to know whats on our "gay agenda"? Its really simple, "Leave me the fuck alone." Let me live a normal life. Quit bitching about "GAY PRIDE OMG WTF, WHY IZ TH3R3 N0 STR8 PRID3!!!111" There is straight pride, its called every fucking day of the year except for the one weekend in june or july when gay people get a chance to be as publicly trashy as you breeders are the other 362 days of the year.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-05-02 03:08:10 EDT (#)
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In the future, everything will be derived from a special interest group with a mission statement focusing on some form of empowerment.
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Thugopoly was pretty cool though.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-01 16:58:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-01 12:04:30 (#)
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Not enough Hasselhoff!
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FUCK!
Thats brilliant, why didnt I think of that?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-01 12:04:30 EDT (#)
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Not enough Hasselhoff!
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-05-01 11:13:37 EDT (#)
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We really need a Straight flag... maybe it could feature a guy fucking a chick with a rainbow flag burning in the background. Gay people want equality right? If they can throw their gayness in our faces we should be able to throw straightness at them. And about the Straightopoly idea, what would the properties be? Catholic churches and US military bases?
Submitted by MoonStone (user info) at 2005-04-30 20:49:32 EDT (#)
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gayopoly? hahahahhahhahahahahahhahah....how lame
Submitted by Timberwolves_At_New_York (user info) at 2005-04-30 20:24:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-30 09:48:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:00:37 (#)
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How long am I looking at?
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That, by far, is the funniest thing I have ever heard you say.
And believe me, I have heard that line over a thousand times, at least!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-04-30 01:29:07 EDT (#)
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It's a gimmick.
Get over it.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-04-30 01:13:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:42:25 (#)
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Ahem:
ATTN GHEY MENZ.
Submitted by pushedbyboredom (user info) at 2005-04-30 00:56:46 EDT (#)
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Hell yes!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-30 00:48:24 EDT (#)
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HA!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-29 22:14:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-29 21:58:13 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:19:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is THIS!?!?!
Listen to you two pussies! This is not how you fight! Give me a handbag, and let me show you how it's really done!
You two need to just hug and play gayopoly, I think.
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No, no, no. Donovan and I were never fighting. It was me and Omaha. I try to fight with Donovan, but then I think of his camwhore and I end up getting lost in his eyes...
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AHHH!
Ok, I change my mind. DIE FAGS DIE!!!!111
Stay the fuck away from my asshole! Its an out-ie not an in-ie!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-29 21:58:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:19:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck is THIS!?!?!
Listen to you two pussies! This is not how you fight! Give me a handbag, and let me show you how it's really done!
You two need to just hug and play gayopoly, I think.
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No, no, no. Donovan and I were never fighting. It was me and Omaha. I try to fight with Donovan, but then I think of his camwhore and I end up getting lost in his eyes...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-29 18:15:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-29 17:57:55 (#)
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This "alter" has met Uberites, dipshit.
So this "alter" says "go fuck yourself, genius".
I can't believe I got dragged into a retalitory -2 by this fuckwad.
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I wasnt talking about you dipshit, I said the "I'm Shlongy, damn it" guy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-29 17:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This "alter" has met Uberites, dipshit.
So this "alter" says "go fuck yourself, genius".
I can't believe I got dragged into a retalitory -2 by this fuckwad.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-04-29 17:17:52 EDT (#)
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There are black only police officer unions in the UK and asian only....I hope to hell someone forms a white only one and the whole thing is reworked.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-04-29 16:41:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-04-29 15:05:12 EDT (#)
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Oh
God
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
:P
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:32:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-04-29 12:47:32 (#)
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If I may, I'd like to comment (as a homosexual). Great rant, I laughed. I think the game is retarded and embarrassing. What person in their right mind honestly wants a board game made reinforcing all the worst stereotypes about a group they belong to?
But the picture of the box was enough to make me laugh. so +2.
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Now here's a homosexual I can really dig (not that way fag!), at least he/she(?) take things in stride.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-04-29 12:57:07 EDT (#)
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Another sure sign that the human race is doomed.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-04-29 12:47:32 EDT (#)
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If I may, I'd like to comment (as a homosexual). Great rant, I laughed. I think the game is retarded and embarrassing. What person in their right mind honestly wants a board game made reinforcing all the worst stereotypes about a group they belong to?
But the picture of the box was enough to make me laugh. so +2.
Submitted by TheEastman (user info) at 2005-04-29 10:10:30 EDT (#)
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I can't choose what piece I want to use when we play. Tigh Jeans? Hand Cream Jar? Lube? They're doing remarkable things with pewter gamepieces these days.
I've been having a lot of luck with the Bi-Curious Guy piece, lately...maybe I'll stick with him.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:57:57 EDT (#)
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Only +1 because you are pandering to all the haters on this site.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:23:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Omaha (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:21:35 (#)
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Well lets recap:
They have a day- Because Thursdays and Saturdays are obviously anti-gay
They have a parade- Because the guy in chaps and bright colors at your grocery store doesn't quite say it enough, they need 300 more in the same outfit out in the street.
They have a flag- Because the American flag isn't good enough. But this is fine, I don't want a pansy waiving my Countries flag.
They have the decoration Market cornered-I don't really think I need to comment...they do one hell of a job.
It was only a matter of time before they get a fucking game- I am surprised it wasn't sooner.
I can only imagine what the pieces will be...dildos...drapes..and martini glasses....AIDs needles...
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BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! HE SAID "AIDS NEEDLES"!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
That's the funniest shit I've read in a long time. That's comedic genius right there, not to mention the cutting edge of politics.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:19:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:34:14 (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:24:06 (#)
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Donovan, I get that it's satire...and it's a ridiculous goddamn game. I wasn't implying that you're homophobic, like Omaha or whatever his name is. I was just making a point, I guess. Apologies to you, mate. I've read a lot of your posts, and you seem like a decent and funny guy. Good writer too.
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All's well. I've found what I've read of yours to be pretty good as well. No worries here.
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What the fuck is THIS!?!?!
Listen to you two pussies! This is not how you fight! Give me a handbag, and let me show you how it's really done!
You two need to just hug and play gayopoly, I think.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think Gay Cluedo would be excellant. Find out who bitch slapped the Professor's Plums.
Also, this post is excellant
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:49:16 EDT (#)
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I am a homophobic gay rights activist.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:35:56 EDT (#)
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Sounds to me like you ARE a homophobe.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:14:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:58:44 (#)
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Submitted by Omaha (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:21:35 (#)
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Well lets recap:
They have a day- Because Thursdays and Saturdays are obviously anti-gay
They have a parade- Because the guy in chaps and bright colors at your grocery store doesn't quite say it enough, they need 300 more in the same outfit out in the street.
They have a flag- Because the American flag isn't good enough. But this is fine, I don't want a pansy waiving my Countries flag.
They have the decoration Market cornered-I don't really think I need to comment...they do one hell of a job.
It was only a matter of time before they get a fucking game- I am surprised it wasn't sooner.
I can only imagine what the pieces will be...dildos...drapes..and martini glasses....AIDs needles...
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Like you can go to the chemist if your gay and get some aids in a needle. dick
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this isn't right. not right at all.
hahahahahahaha
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:58:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Omaha (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:21:35 (#)
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Well lets recap:
They have a day- Because Thursdays and Saturdays are obviously anti-gay
They have a parade- Because the guy in chaps and bright colors at your grocery store doesn't quite say it enough, they need 300 more in the same outfit out in the street.
They have a flag- Because the American flag isn't good enough. But this is fine, I don't want a pansy waiving my Countries flag.
They have the decoration Market cornered-I don't really think I need to comment...they do one hell of a job.
It was only a matter of time before they get a fucking game- I am surprised it wasn't sooner.
I can only imagine what the pieces will be...dildos...drapes..and martini glasses....AIDs needles...
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Like you can go to the chemist if your gay and get some aids in a needle. dick
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-29 03:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 just for the hell of it.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-04-29 02:45:33 EDT (#)
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Best.
Gheyme.
EVAR!!!!1!!!!!m!nz!!1!!
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-04-29 02:37:56 EDT (#)
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hahaha, +1 for the ghey game, +1 for making fun of richard simmons.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:45:29 EDT (#)
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www.ebay.com
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:42:25 EDT (#)
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Ahem:
ATTN GHEY MENZ.
Submitted by myredmirage95 (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:35:27 EDT (#)
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*blinks* Wow.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:32:44 EDT (#)
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+2 for the word 'thhhhuper'... 'Cause that's a fun word.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:28:27 EDT (#)
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I try my hardest not to be homophobic, because all "ism's" really aren't cool. But goddamn, there just seems something off about homosexuality to me. It just doesn't seem natural. I'm sorry if that offends anyone, and I'm not advocating that any action should be taken against homosexuals, either individually or as a whole. In fact I think that tolerance is definately the best policy. But part of me just screams "it's not how it's supposed to be!". I don't know whether that's homophobic or not, but, whatever.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:21:38 EDT (#)
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Sweet....
Here it is people... my very first hitwhore...but I really want ratings and opinions
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65292
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:15:21 EDT (#)
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"Make Way For Gay!!!!"
<scoots over>
<anticipates>
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:09:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:01:52 (#)
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Sigh...you've got mail
As for the rest of you.. GO RATE MY POST!!
I'll refrain from hitwhoring.
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By all means, hitwhore away.
I'll be home in an hour-ish. I cant access email from work.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-29 00:01:52 EDT (#)
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Sigh...you've got mail
As for the rest of you.. GO RATE MY POST!!
I'll refrain from hitwhoring.
Submitted by Mr.Brightside (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:44:52 EDT (#)
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couldn't have said it better myself:
"And you, being someone who seems to be an accepting person should accept me and my views right along with the travesty of a game, correct?"
so many people shit a brick when things like this come up, but they fail to realize the hypocrisy of it all. Before you start judging others' views, rethink your ideas of "tolerance"
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:40:36 EDT (#)
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Cool, Donovan.
You know, this is/was my first Uber-fight. * sniff * I've grown up so much here...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:34:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:24:06 (#)
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Donovan, I get that it's satire...and it's a ridiculous goddamn game. I wasn't implying that you're homophobic, like Omaha or whatever his name is. I was just making a point, I guess. Apologies to you, mate. I've read a lot of your posts, and you seem like a decent and funny guy. Good writer too.
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All's well. I've found what I've read of yours to be pretty good as well. No worries here.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:30:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:22:14 (#)
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DING DING DING
And Fight!!
This is a good point by Omaha thought:
"And you, being someone who seems to be an accepting person should accept me and my views right along with the travesty of a game, correct?"
Its to bad the message will be lost between insults.
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I didn't think it was worth it, but all right, I'll address that. I am an accepting person, but I dont' feel like I should accept everything, least of all people who hate and fear people for no reason. Like that guy, what's-his-name, with the funny mustache...oh yeah, Hitler. But Omaha is entitled to his own opinions, skewed though they may or may not be. Secondly, why should I be held accountable to accepting his attitude? Just because I'm generally accepting? So he doesn't need to be held accountable for NOT accepting homosexuality simply because he's generally NOT an accepting person?
I was just pointing out that in my opinion, Omaha's review was homophobic, prejudiced, and illogical. Can we all accept that this was my opinion, at least? Or should we bitch-slap each other for a while longer until I get bored and go to sleep? Which I tell you, won't take long.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:24:06 EDT (#)
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Donovan, I get that it's satire...and it's a ridiculous goddamn game. I wasn't implying that you're homophobic, like Omaha or whatever his name is. I was just making a point, I guess. Apologies to you, mate. I've read a lot of your posts, and you seem like a decent and funny guy. Good writer too.
Submitted by highersound (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:23:50 EDT (#)
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An easy piece of material to goof on. Average until I got to the picture of Richard Simmons.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:22:14 EDT (#)
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DING DING DING
And Fight!!
This is a good point by Omaha thought:
"And you, being someone who seems to be an accepting person should accept me and my views right along with the travesty of a game, correct?"
Its to bad the message will be lost between insults.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:21:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Omaha (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:18:43 (#)
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"Dude. This is about the most idiotic and bigoted thing I've read for a long while. Don't be afraid of the man-love. I highly doubt a group of fags is planning on holding you down and gang raping your sweet quivering ass. But even if there were, what would you care? They're all pansies so you could kick the crap out of them, no problem."
Alright asshat, I see you have removed your face from some guy's hairy ass long enough to read this thing, might as well reply right? Wipe the shit from your teeth and use your mind.
Shut the hell up and go fuck your boyfriend you ass clown.
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Wow. It looks like I really misjudged you.
Give us a kiss.
Submitted by Omaha (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:18:43 EDT (#)
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"Dude. This is about the most idiotic and bigoted thing I've read for a long while. Don't be afraid of the man-love. I highly doubt a group of fags is planning on holding you down and gang raping your sweet quivering ass. But even if there were, what would you care? They're all pansies so you could kick the crap out of them, no problem."
Alright asshat, I see you have removed your face from some guy's hairy ass long enough to read this thing, might as well reply right? Wipe the shit from your teeth and use your mind.
If you hadn't noticed, the original post was making fun of this "game" and the people who created it. I guess since you read at a 3rd grade level you couldn't pick up on that, I found it quite obvious.
I am by no means afraid of the quote "man-love", I simply disagree that this shit should be accepted. And you, being someone who seems to be an accepting person should accept me and my views right along with the travesty of a game, correct? That logic is undeniable.
Shut the hell up and go fuck your boyfriend you ass clown.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:16:18 EDT (#)
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i had the SW one.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:09:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:07:44 (#)
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Just enough time to surf the 'net pretty hard... and what's the email anyhow?
But I don't know.. your post is getting more attention than mine..if things carry on this way...
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:23:40 (#)
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You have 4 more hours!!
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The emails next to my name, dmacd58 at telus.net
And I hope the queers pick up on this and start some Uber Flame War (pun intended) and push me to most heated. By all means.
DIE FAGS DIE!!!!!!111
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:07:44 EDT (#)
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Just enough time to surf the 'net pretty hard... and what's the email anyhow?
But I don't know.. your post is getting more attention than mine..if things carry on this way...
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:23:40 (#)
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You have 4 more hours!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-28 23:07:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:27:16 (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you're disliking this game for the wrong reason. Everyone seems to be under the impression that this is a game made by gays to, I don't know, take over the world or something. It's probably a marketing idea from a straight person to tap into the gay market. Whoop-dee doo. The only reason I don't like this game is because it's oh, I don't know, unbelievably stereotypical -- seems to be it should be more offensive to homosexuals than to you, Donovan.
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I dont dislike it at all, a rant style was the most entertaining way to write this. I honestly couldnt care less about it. I found the entire thing, especially the 8 and up part to be funny, hence the post. I'm certainly not leading some anti-gay crusade against it or something.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You know, I'd like to get Zoidberg's perspective on this. One more thing:
Submitted by Omaha (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:21:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well lets recap:
They have a day- Because Thursdays and Saturdays are obviously anti-gay
They have a parade- Because the guy in chaps and bright colors at your grocery store doesn't quite say it enough, they need 300 more in the same outfit out in the street.
They have a flag- Because the American flag isn't good enough. But this is fine, I don't want a pansy waiving my Countries flag.
They have the decoration Market cornered-I don't really think I need to comment...they do one hell of a job.
It was only a matter of time before they get a fucking game- I am surprised it wasn't sooner.
I can only imagine what the pieces will be...dildos...drapes..and martini glasses....AIDs needles...
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Dude. This is about the most idiotic and bigoted thing I've read for a long while. Don't be afraid of the man-love. I highly doubt a group of fags is planning on holding you down and gang raping your sweet quivering ass. But even if there were, what would you care? They're all pansies so you could kick the crap out of them, no problem.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you're disliking this game for the wrong reason. Everyone seems to be under the impression that this is a game made by gays to, I don't know, take over the world or something. It's probably a marketing idea from a straight person to tap into the gay market. Whoop-dee doo. The only reason I don't like this game is because it's oh, I don't know, unbelievably stereotypical -- seems to be it should be more offensive to homosexuals than to you, Donovan.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done. You just made my day.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude what are you talking about? Being gay rocks. Uh... I mean... so I'm told. I'm not gay, but I have gay friends and they tell me there's nothing better. My friends. Not me. I'm not gay. Never have been.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-04-28 22:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you had your pink shirt on (http://www.ubersite.com/m/65022) whilst perusing/researching Gayopoly, something is starting to look official.
Have a +1 Get Out Of The Closet Free pass, and a cold Bud Lite, Mr. Pink-Shirt-Wearing-Heterosexual-man.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm liking your stuff more and more..keep it up
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap! I have a gay friend who just looked at this post and was offended.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just Wow!
The "whatever it is politically correct to call those" people, across the bay, in the
Castro, are going to be really pissed, if they read this.
Boo Hoo
On the other matter:
I guess I should just throw away the check I received last week from Home Depot.
No, I don't think so...........
Submitted by Omaha (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well lets recap:
They have a day- Because Thursdays and Saturdays are obviously anti-gay
They have a parade- Because the guy in chaps and bright colors at your grocery store doesn't quite say it enough, they need 300 more in the same outfit out in the street.
They have a flag- Because the American flag isn't good enough. But this is fine, I don't want a pansy waiving my Countries flag.
They have the decoration Market cornered-I don't really think I need to comment...they do one hell of a job.
It was only a matter of time before they get a fucking game- I am surprised it wasn't sooner.
I can only imagine what the pieces will be...dildos...drapes..and martini glasses....AIDs needles...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get
it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can
teach us.
Treehouse of Horror VII
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.....
Submitted by Mr.Brightside (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have AIDS. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-28 21:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not homosexual, IM GAY!!!
Submitted by DesertFox621 (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
All aboard the man train!! Whoo Woooooooo!!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah fuck it, who wants a mustache ride?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But...but...
I like kareoke...and rainbows...and pink triangles...and... :}O
...oh dear lord NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN BOARD GHEYMEZ
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see no need for Ghey-opoly
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:11:06 (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAhahahahahahaha..
Crap. Now you're making me laugh! Darn you Donovan... I just can't stay away!
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tee hee.
There had better be nudes in my inbox when I get home from work!!!
You have 4 more hours!!
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The title alone is worth +2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For you, I wore my pink frilly thong today....
ON MY HEAD!
Submitted by shadowofthedivine (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who made this shit
burn it, burn it all
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For you, I wore my pink shirt today.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:11:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAhahahahahahaha..
Crap. Now you're making me laugh! Darn you Donovan... I just can't stay away!
Submitted by thehauntfest (user info) at 2005-04-28 20:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA