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Deutsch?, Hairsphincter? (924 hits)

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Rating: -0.12 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <tempeststorm.at.geocities.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-18 11:15:57 EDT


I'm going to Germany this summer for a year long scholarship...and I'm scared because I might be in a German law school and my German is RUSTY and my speaking was never that good. I read and hear very well considering. Anybody, specifically Hairsphincter or other German speakers or not so german speakers want to IM with a poor rusty bad speaking girl? I know how to curse and how to say nasty things, but I doubt I'll have much occasion to say them. If so, email me...ja, bitte.

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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-04-22 20:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Es tut mir leid, Sky - Ich habe gerade erst dieses post gesehen.

Am besten e-mailen wir, du hast meiner addresse schon bekommen.

Bis bald!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-20 15:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Nearly every thread I read nowadays is people insulting ddt. Man, that's great. He has done what his goal is: he has become the sole focus of ubersite. And the people that hate him put him there. Hmm...i love irony."

he's right, you know. drink sits there behind his monitor and just smiles with satisfaction, knowing he's accomplished his goal of getting attention, because he can't get it in the real world. he doesn't mind that it's negative; at least it's attention and it's better than nothing at all. i want to defend sky here so bad because i think she's great, but i don't want to be another catalyst for drink's obsessive attention seeking. he's obviously lonely, but it's not our problem, so we don't need to help solve it by giving him this attention. he really needs to see a psychologist, instead. he's obsessed with people he doesn't even know. you people have to learn to just ignore him. oddzandendz stopped posting after we ignored him. it will work just the same with drink.

anyway, enough about that. sky, if you have MSN messenger, just add me to your list- hidden101.at.hotmail.com

i'll speak german with you. i'm a little rusty myself, but we can help each other out. me and a friend of mine always get drunk and speak only german to each other. people at parties don't know what to think.

Submitted by Me at 2003-04-19 07:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ich Essen Hintern Fussel. mein hund heisst onkelschweinfleschkebab. Ich wohne in Stenchburg mit mein kaninchen. dem aufschnitt ist zu kalt

Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-04-18 17:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sorry sky, i dont speak german. my bro does, however. catch me online and ill give you his sn.\

+2 for speaking a different language. i know 3 and am shooting for 4 more, so i know the pain of getting lost in different languages. its hard to remember how to say 'and' in greek when 'y' and 'et' come to mind right off the bat...

Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i know all the words to a couple rammstein songs. good start i suppose. and panzer mensch by and one. weeee.

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nearly every thread I read nowadays is people insulting ddt. Man, that's great. He has done what his goal is: he has become the sole focus of ubersite. And the people that hate him put him there. Hmm...i love irony.

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wow. You're dumb.

Submitted by Snipa at 2003-04-18 13:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Deutsch?, Hairsphincter = Douche, hair sphincter. What the hell is a hair sphincter? Isn't it called a choad.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-18 13:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

sky, I can't help you out here.
But I did want to extend my sympathies for having not one, but two of the biggest assholes on Ubersite - snipa and ddt - reply to your post.

Lucky you!

Loren



Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-18 13:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hmmm, you calling me stupid. at least i'm not stupid AND repulsive. I think you should observe a little closer and realize that most everyone with half a brain here can't stand you.

Sprechen Sie Deutsch, schwein?

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-04-18 13:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Any Germanic language is easy to learn. You're just stupid.

Submitted by Snipa at 2003-04-18 11:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How come asians are hot, but have small titties?

Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-18 11:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

of course I get the moron of the group to respond.

moron, cracking open a fucking book doesn't teach you how to SPEAK a language. If you removed your head out of your ass or had any culture or class whatever you might know this. I have a fucking reading list for this program. I'm trying to find people to chat with, meanwhile I go to conversation group meetings, read german books, etc.

i don't know when i whined?

God I fucking can't stand you and your ugly picture posting ass. You're the poster child for condoms.

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-04-18 11:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Crack open a book, loser. Or just go to Germany and start yapping. At least they have a similar alphabet. You whine too much. Try learning an Asian language sometime.

Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-18 11:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

of course, me no signy. sky


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