UberDirectory 3.5 (9167 hits)
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Submitted by kochierRWH(981) (View user info) at 2005-04-29 05:18:30 EDT
Well I decided to go over the UberDirectory post and I made this, sorry to those people who e-mailed pics to Donitsu but I don't have access to his e-mail so your pics will not be up here, the process took me 2 and a half hours straight, I used the layout from UberDirectory 3. Donitsu I kicked your ass, you had like 2 weeks to finish yours I did mine in one restless night.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-05-03 04:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy fuck...I had no idea that mrwolf was the drummer for Blink 182.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-05-03 00:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's mine. It's a picture of me and my mate Earnst, who, err, has taken to wearing his wife's clothes.
http://www.alpinelake.com/Images/oktoberfest/germans.jpg
Hi Connie, hi pantsarestupid *blush* ... *shuffles stumps nervously* ... what are you guys doing tonight?
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-05-03 00:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-02 19:56:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mother of god. There's nothing like seeing a picture of yourself topless in a selection of clothed people to make you question your self-esteem.
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No need to question filthy, from what little I can tell from this pic (ain't the best quality might wnat to seend more to cool_camel2000.at.hotmail.com) but you lookin' fine!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-05-02 19:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mother of god. There's nothing like seeing a picture of yourself topless in a selection of clothed people to make you question your self-esteem.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-05-02 18:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hello my name is aspect ratio and you need to know me!!!!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-05-02 14:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet, I made the directory!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shit
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-05-02 09:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet you even got my pimpin' new pic.... hahahaha
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-05-02 08:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by SarahJones (user info) at 2005-05-02 05:28:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, the FALCO isnt in it which makes it crap
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Agreed.
Submitted by SarahJones (user info) at 2005-05-02 05:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, the FALCO isnt in it which makes it crap
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-05-02 05:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It looks like I'm saying to Badassmofo "My baby could so kick your baby's ass"
Ala Banga
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-05-01 19:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-01 10:04:24 (#)
Ranking: -1
What the fuck man? Did you even look at this before you posted it?
Last time I checked, that wasn't what I looked like.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63513
Dont bother trying again though. Donitsu has this one sewn up.
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that was the link you had submitted in the page, I did not edit out fake pics I just went with the first one I found
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-05-01 14:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hadtobedone = SEX
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-01 10:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What the fuck man? Did you even look at this before you posted it?
Last time I checked, that wasn't what I looked like.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63513
Dont bother trying again though. Donitsu has this one sewn up.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-05-01 02:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ghey. missing so many people.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-04-30 22:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:17:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Chip gets me hott!!
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whooooooo!
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-30 14:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry. CLAIRE1 = http://www.ubersite.com/m/60693
Standardeviant? Yeah, whatever. Sexy.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-30 13:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
On another note..
*MrRottenTreats looks like half of my guy friends. Yes, they all look alike.
*Wardy is hot.
*There are a lot more chicks on Uber now.
*I still wasn't included.
*You forgot a lot of awesome people and for that, you should be ashamed.
*CLAIRE1 (SunGod? or something?).. I want to have your children.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-04-30 12:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dident make it in, Im offended. Ok, no Im not really Im not. (Bastard)
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-04-30 11:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now I KNOW I commented on Don's post with a link to my picture.
Jebus.
INCLUDE ME!! I NEED ATTENTION!!
Thank you and goodnight.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-04-30 09:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK THAT NOISE
Where the fuck am I?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
THE REAL UBER DIRECTORY IS OUT!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65388
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:26:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
mario is Ghey
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WHere's your picture?
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mario is Ghey
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-04-29 23:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:37:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
You goat fucking douchebag, this thing looks like shit. The pictures are all skewed and it's too big for the page. You should fuck yourself. I've been working on shit you douchebag. Plus, there's like 40 more people on mine. So.... continue sucking on that goat.
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I know it sucked, I already said so, that is why this is 3.5 not 4 or 4.5, this is a go-between until you are finished, I said in a earlier reply that I realized how much hard work is going to go into yours and how yours is probably going to look a lot better than mine.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-04-29 23:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-29 13:22:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Snubbed again. This is beginning to be a trend.
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Didn't mean to snub you but the one you posted had a lot of pics and I didn't know which one was you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-04-29 23:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yes, D_o_S, you're SUCH a fucking catch yourself.
But the Semi-longhair/beard thing went out of style with Christian Rock.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-29 23:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean, what the fuck is a female pornstar? A fat, hairy bitch with a mustach and cellulite? Put two and two together here.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-29 22:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Mystia, I wasn't insulting you. Lighten up a little bit, sweetheart.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-04-29 22:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should probably leave this to Don. Not because he has 'dibs' on it or anything, but because this looks like complete shit.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-29 22:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear, I know assholy from somewhere. He looks like one of my friends on the swim team.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-29 20:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-29 18:17:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHHAHA SHLONGY!! and YOU were making fun of ME???
Yeah...and so was everyone else, Elmo.
Still having mommy shop for you at WalMart?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-29 20:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
somehow, i knew that was what jgreening looked like.
i just knew it.
bitch.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-29 20:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:44:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAHAHA and you put Danger's pic as "Arnie Geddon"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-04-29 20:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd suck the piss outta:
Amyleigh
Professional Peon (nice....uh, pair, er hair)
Anyone other female that would let me...
The Lone Stranger seriously needs to edit what he puts out on the internet.
Seems like Corn Nugget and Filthy Assistant get hotter and hotter...*sigh*
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-29 18:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHHAHA SHLONGY!! and YOU were making fun of ME???
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-29 17:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:47:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You used Mystiamoons pic!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAH!!!!!!!!!
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That's the picture I submitted for this directory, Fatass!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-29 17:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom has got that freakish, loner, virgin look dooooooown!!!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-04-29 17:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
The pics are ALL stretched and skewed. I look like an Asian freak.
What's the use of doing these fucking things if everyone is going to look like they are reflected in fun house mirrors.
what a waste of your 2 hours, buddy.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-04-29 17:31:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
This is Donitsu's baby.
Let him do it (completely) in his own time.
-Dave
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-29 17:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You did yours in a couple of hours and it SHOWS. There's no reason for half of these to be as distorted as they are. Just let Don do it, Mr. Impatience.
Submitted by TheEastman (user info) at 2005-04-29 16:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've got to ask...did proofofpurchase just get a facial before that shot was taken, or is it just a cruel combo of sweat and the camera flash?
She looks a little glazed, she does.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-29 16:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mystia got dat pornstar expression DOWN!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-04-29 16:27:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Williamson looks like Gellieman.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-29 16:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The efforts appreciated, but I'm still waiting on Donitsu's, he has a bunch of the emailed ones etc etc etc.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-29 16:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-04-29 15:11:55 (#)
Ranking: -1
This isn't your job. Now Donitsu is going to murder you and store your remains in his basement.
Well....that's one way to eliminate you from the gene pool.
Yeah, and it's not Don's job either. He didn't do it til after gascs, who didn't do it til after Loren. If you want to get technical anyway. What I'm really trying to say here is stuff it.
Submitted by The_Fan (user info) at 2005-04-29 16:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-29 15:37:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:08:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks like i'm trying to eat professional peons boobs.
That's pretty funny.
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That is funny, but I'm protesting that there is not one cock on there!
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Here's a picture of my cock:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Elephant_penis.jpg
(BTW, it's an old picture and I've lost a lot fo weight since then)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-29 15:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:08:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks like i'm trying to eat professional peons boobs.
That's pretty funny.
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That is funny, but I'm protesting that there is not one cock on there!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-04-29 15:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This isn't your job. Now Donitsu is going to murder you and store your remains in his basement.
Well....that's one way to eliminate you from the gene pool.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! Between The Lone Stranger and Thorpe, I look really sexy.
Sorry Thorpey, that just isn't a good shot of you. (aforementioned wink and smile)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OOOOhhhhhh...let's have a brand new, Uber Camwhore Directory Editor's pissing match!!!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You goat fucking douchebag, this thing looks like shit. The pictures are all skewed and it's too big for the page. You should fuck yourself. I've been working on shit you douchebag. Plus, there's like 40 more people on mine. So.... continue sucking on that goat.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
CROP DON'T STRETCH
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want Donistu's... at least he'll remember me
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't realize that we hosted so many fags until I saw this. I mean, I KNEW all about the dipshits and zitheads.
+2 for my picture alone.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It looks like i'm trying to eat professional peons boobs.
That's pretty funny.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-29 14:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sigh... another list I didn't make it onto..
Waiting for the FULL Uberdirectory 4....
Please Don? Soon?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2005-04-29 13:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, Kritsten is freaking hot.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-04-29 13:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Snubbed again. This is beginning to be a trend.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-04-29 13:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My picture is on Uber many many times and I am in almost all of the other Uberdirectories. Conclusion? Fuck you.
Yes, I'm whining. Blow me.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-04-29 12:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sphagnum is a rapist.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-04-29 12:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:44:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAHAHA and you put Danger's pic as "Arnie Geddon"
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I just used the name people used in the post, also I would like to say Donitsu that I now realize how much hard work this is and I appreciate the time that you have to put in to get our Directories to look as good as they do. I used Paint to make this.
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-04-29 12:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Once again sorry to those I missed out, I just used the links I could find on the UberDirectory post and I was using the UberDirectory 3 format so when I ran out of space I didn't have time to move all the stuff around to make more room, I'm sure when 4 is done it is going to be done with a lot more effort, all the pics will be the same size, everything will lok more even and a lot more people will be included, that is unless of course Donitsu isn't in jail or vacation or something.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-29 11:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and I thought I would never have to look at that picture of Adam again
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-04-29 11:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
teephaph is my favorite beer.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-04-29 11:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn! Left out again!
http://stuff.ubersite.com/107981265628559972/1/Fartman.bmp
Now you have no excuse.
Yea yea, bitmap blah blah blah. Hey I was a noob OK? Not ok? Screw you.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-04-29 10:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just put my name and no picture
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-04-29 10:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
leave me out
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-29 10:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
S
Sa
wha?
oh there i am!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-04-29 10:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm in like flynn!
but thats a really low-res picture... whats THAT all about?!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-04-29 10:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for putting me up there.
The big guy holding me is my dad.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good man, i was waiting for this. Feast on Don's hits, you deserve them.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mother fucker, I posted a link to my pic in request post.
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chip gets me hott!!
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good job!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cool, i have never seen quite a few of those user pictures.
i like propeon's errr...writing ALOT!
mindlessurine999....
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-04-29 09:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Connie Lingus's picture is actually me.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pictures seemed a little stretched but I am glad to place faces with names....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus Christ....I guess I'm just going to have to get around to putting up a real picture sometime....Unless someone who has seen my real one tells me that the one in use is an improvement....
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Love the Sphagnum pic.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This weekend I might get around to camwhoring... but you won't like what you see...
BECAUSE I'M A ZOMBIE!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Although I appreciate you using the better of my two pictures....
I wished you woulda used my face so no +2 for you.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:28:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65318
there's me, so you have no excuse next time. Donitsu also take note..
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zod is hot.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am sure Don is still working on his. Perfection takes time.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56175
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I am pretty fuckin warped, but I am in it, so here you go.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-04-29 07:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you kinda warped most of the pics with overly stretching them
plus, way to use the picture of my example of how bad i can look with a hangover
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-04-29 07:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job. What format did you use? MS Paint?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a pig.
Oink. Oink.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So you see why its taking him so long.
editing and proofreading are key in non-douch-baggery.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay, I like looking at myself. Why did you miss Spams piccy. You could have cropped it from the same place you cropped mine.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is devoid of Michael Jackson and Bart Bart :( Therefore it is of little interest
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you make loads of these people up?
And here is mine: http://www.ubersite.com/m/48585
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not in it either
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey - I'm not here!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And Donitsu - (I am assuming you'll see this) try not to stretch or squash the pictures too eh?
Much appreciated. I like to see what people really look like.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
You used Mystiamoons pic!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAH!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAHAHA and you put Danger's pic as "Arnie Geddon"
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at all the pretty pictures. Proffessional peons pic always makes me chuckle. It signifys everything thats wrong with the internet. Good work.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, wait until the full one is done...
+1 because you chose the stupidest looking one of me ever. Actually, another +1 because this took a while.
Oi Donitsu - use the first pic of me.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job mister, but the pixellation is nasty! I found that saving it and then opening it as a separate jpeg stops eveyone looking like they're hiding behind a wall of crystal meth...
Well bowled.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-04-29 05:20:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo!