For The Purposes Of The Next Uber-directory (1008 hits)
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Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2005-04-29 06:28:14 EDT
...but imagine could also be derision, surprise at my ancient age, defamation, public humiliation etc. etc.
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Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-13 23:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68315
WINNER!!! WINNER!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-05-12 13:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-29 15:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who am I kidding...I'd do just about all of the cool Uber broads.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-29 13:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:26:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
again.
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why thank you Soley and based on your last winning performance, I would again too
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I would do both of you in a hot minute, but only at the same time.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-04-29 11:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loot at all you fuckers using my line... ugh... have to think up a new catchphrase now.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-29 11:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhoreee
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-04-29 11:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do you. And Solely. And damned near any other English woman on Uber but not Filthy because she's a NASTY DIRTY SLUTBEAST. I would, instead, have her do me while my husband called us bad names. But back to my point, I'd do you and enjoy every second and Solely could join in if she's a very very good girl - or if she happens to be there, come to think of it - and there shall be much slipperyness and aching jaw muscles and we can explore in depth the difference between sucking on a nipple and fluttering one's tongue lightly over it...
What? FUCKING WHAT???
Don't judge me with your eyessssss!!!!
......why oh why have I shackled myself to a Man?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-04-29 10:35:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-04-29 10:01:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Being 18, i should refrain from comment, so i'll just say:
AWOOOOOOOOGA ARF ARF ARF YEEEE HAWWWWWWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWWWWWWWWWWWTT!!!!
And that will be it...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:26:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
again.
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why thank you Soley and based on your last winning performance, I would again too
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-04-29 08:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Show me yer bajiner!
Wait...
You're not one of those <ugh> 'natural' gals, are you?
If that's the case,
SHOW ME YER TITS!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-04-29 07:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm. I'd do ya too.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya...
again.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya.
Assuming you let me within three feet of you of course.
Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Agch. Back to the Loch with you Nessy.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:36:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:34:15 EDT (#)
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good point... was quite a good of that!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should have had them use the one of your arse.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-04-29 06:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and yes I know its not a good post/story etc. Tis but only information..