Racist Jokes (20067 hits)
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Submitted by <lnknptheory> (View user info) at 2003-04-18 20:08:56 EDT
Don't get me wrong, I'm not racist or prejudice towards any type of people or race, I just happen to think racist jokes are hilarious! Mind you, these are only jokes and not meant to be taken seriousley...so lighten up and don't be offended!
Here are a few:
What's different between a black guy and a bucket of shit?
-The bucket
Why are the stearing wheels of cars that Mexicans drive so small?
-Because the drive with handcuffs on so often.
What do you call white people running down a hill? -Avalanche- What do you call black people running down a hill -Mudslide- What do you call Mexican people running down a hill? -Jailbrea
How do you start an Ethiopian running race?
-Roll a cheerio down a hill
How do you find the poulatin of Mexico? -Roll a peso down a hill- How do you find the richest man in Mexico? -The one who found the peso
*Feel free to post some more racist joke*
Im out,
-=lnknptheory=-
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Submitted by magical_invisible_torso_man (user info) at 2004-05-05 08:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not racist, I hate everyone exactly the same
Submitted by Rapism <richybrownuk.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-05-05 07:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant, finally someone who finds racism funny. Although i am more of a holocaust/cancer/september the 11th comedian i do appreciate these masterpieces of racism.
thank you
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-20 00:33:29 EDT (#)
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Well, the title is accurate...
By the way, I'm not racist, I just make fun of black people. Also I prefer to use insulting steryotypes and derragatory phrases to refer to those niggers, but it's ok because I'm not racist. Also I think the holocaust was hilarious, people should really lighten up and see the comical value of it all, I mean come on, Jews...were killed...AHAHAHAHAHA, that one gets me every time but its only a joke, I'm not a racist. Also my frequent references to the imagined faults of other racists effectively dehumanizes them in my mind thus providing an effective segway to more harmful forms of hateful expression, but it is ok because, afterall I'm not racist
Submitted by Karl at 2004-04-02 00:07:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Have you ever noticed that it is only the niggers and spics that complain about racist jokes? Why is this you ask. The only reason that i can come up with is that they are ashamed of who and what they are, or maybe that they are offended by the jokes because they are true???????? I mean seriously have you ever heard of a white person being offended by a racist joke or comment? I haven't. If you are proud of what you are then don't fuckin complain about it. And if you dont like GO THE FUCK BACK WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Milk (user info) at 2004-04-02 00:06:46 EST (#)
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Well all those are great. We all should be able to laugh at even ourselves...
But for those of you prudes who cant... Get off your high horse, back on your boat, and get the hell out of my country... live with me... laugh with me...
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.
Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.
Whats long black and smelly?
The unemployment line.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-01 19:33:56 EST (#)
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what do you get when you cross a mexican with a black and an oriental?
a sprinkler. chink chink chink chink *Spic* nigganigganigganigganigga
Submitted by jillybeanie <jillybeanie17.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-20 13:07:48 EST (#)
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This site is fuggin hilarious!!!
What's the Cuban national anthem?
Row Row Row your boat!
Submitted by ChinaDoll (user info) at 2004-03-17 04:04:28 EST (#)
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Q:What is black, red and sits at the top of the stairs after a fire?
A:Christopher Reeves
Q:Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
A:So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
Q:What is yellow on the outside, and black and red on the inside?
A:School bus fool of black children rolling down a hill.
Q:What is superman's new weakness?
A:Everything
Submitted by Sloth (user info) at 2004-03-17 03:17:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's funny when people say "I'm not a racist" before making racist jokes, as if you have to justify saying saying them.
Could I say, "Hey Mexican man, I'm not a racist but can I call you a wetback illegal alien?"
Submitted by ForeverJaded (user info) at 2004-01-21 10:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you buried all the black people from the NFL to their necks what do you have? Afro Turf! Why do black people have overly large nostrils? Thats where God held them when spray painting! What is the most common asked question in a black community? Are you my daddy? You have a Mexican, A Black guy in the back seat who's Driving? The Sheriff! What do you call 3 black people on a bike? Organized Crime. <G> Why wouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike with your car? It might be your bike! What does a black kid get for christmas your Bike! How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling! How do you stop a black kid from mouthing off. Wet his lips and stick him to a window! You have a black man on a poster what's it called? WANTED! Why do black people have realllly nice cars but crappy houses? They haven't figured out how to steal houses! How do you starve a black man? Put his welfare check in his work boots! How do you get a black person out of a tree? Cut the rope, How do you keep one from drowning? Take your foot off his head! What do black people and apples have in common they both look better hanging from tree's! What do you call a black person in your shed? Antique farm equipment. <G> How do you know theres a black guy in your house? You see the tv floating in the air! What do you call 100,000 blackmen pushed out of a plane? A start! How do stop a black man from raping a white women? You through him a basket ball!
I got alot more but they are a bit long and tedious. Oh well fuck it enjoy.
-J-
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-05-02 16:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What do you get when you cross and chinese with a mexian?
A car theif who cant drive
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-21 11:23:34 EDT (#)
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This post is a disgrace to racist jokes.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-21 11:10:38 EDT (#)
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"omg" When people write that, I think of some fifteen year old little bitch. Just type what you want to say. It doesn't take that long (or idttl for you retards).
Jason
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:58:07 EDT (#)
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I cant believe YOU PEOPLE (omg that can be considered a racist comment)!!! Fuck you people that cant take a joke... Here I got a few good ones for ya...
I aint racist but:
What do you call a bus load of niggers driving off a cliff?
A shame
What do you call a bus full of niggers and one empty seat going off a cliff?
A DAMN shame!
How was the grand canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a nickle...
What time is it in India?
Scheven Eleven on da dot. (said in an Indian tone)
I havent heard any white jokes or mexican jokes really so I cant say any of them... But I dont give a shit what race you are or color... If theres a joke out thats funny (granted the indian one kinda sucked but thats the only one I could remember) and its about race. Ill tell ya... If you get pissed then you could suck the shit outta my huge hairy white ass...
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:54:27 EDT (#)
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Fuck you stanton! Making fun of my bald head. You're such a bastard! That joke made me want to pee.
Jason
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:46:36 EDT (#)
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BTW, I was just having this same conversation with my good friend Leigh, who is dating a black guy. Some of the racist jokes she told me, were told to her, by him.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not racist at all. I don't care what color of skin you are, I am going to make fun of you. One time I was shaving my head and my friend Brandon Ivory(haha, a black guy named Ivory) came in and asked what I was doing and I told him I was getting ready to join the KKK and he better start running. You know what he did? He laughed. It's called a joke for a reason, as in, not to be taken seriously. Don't get me wrong, I don't crack those jokes around strangers who don't know me, but when you do, you realize I am far from racist. When I do make a racist joke or statement in jest, I am really making fun of bigots who actually have that ignorant mentality.
Q: How do you know when flamingos have moved in next door?
A: They put plastic mexicans on the front lawn
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by DP (user info) at 2003-04-19 19:08:48 EDT (#)
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Oh, come on. The jokes in this thread are funny. I laughed at the ones cracking on white people too. You guys just need to learn to lighten up and not take everything so seriously.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-04-19 17:18:17 EDT (#)
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I hate it when people say things like 'I'm not racist but...' These people tend to also use code words like 'those people' and 'that end of town' You know what I say? Don't be a pussy. Have the courage of your convictions. You don't like blacks/Jews/Irish/Mexicans, what have you, just say it out. You're going to be an asshole, be an honest asshole. PLus theres already a nasty joke file that these could have gone in.
Submitted by Quirkster (user info) at 2003-04-19 11:50:11 EDT (#)
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Oops, forgot to read before I posted. Sorry oddzandendz.
How embarrassing.
Submitted by Quirkster (user info) at 2003-04-19 11:47:34 EDT (#)
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In my opinion, part of the joy of telling racist jokes comes from rebelling against the prevailing social attitudes of today. It can be fun doing/saying what you're not meant to.
Q. What did the Mexican boy down the street get for Christmas?
A. Your bike.
Q. Why do the people in Redfern, Sydney, throw their garbage into the gutters?
A. So the Aboriginals can have breakfast in bed.
And finally, two particularly brutal ones:
Q. What do you do when you see a headless Aboriginal running towards you?
A. Stop laughing and reload.
Q. How do you stop an Aboriginal from drowning?
A. Take your foot off his head.
"I'm not racist! One of my best friends is black/hispanic/white/Asian/other!"
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-19 11:13:37 EDT (#)
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Don't get me wrong, I'm not a serial killer of small children I just happen to have a large collection of small shoes!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-04-19 02:05:13 EDT (#)
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What's green and sits n my porch?
"He's my nigger and I'll paint him any color i want!!"
Submitted by sendmehatemail (user info) at 2003-04-18 21:57:05 EDT (#)
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on each corner of the intersection lives a family, a black family, a mexican family, an indian family and a white family, a bomb suddenly blows up in the middle of the street...who lives?
-the white family cause the parents were at work and the kids are in school..
i should note my black cousin told me this when we were sitting around.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 21:35:49 EDT (#)
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How do you get a black guy down from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What do you get when a black person and a Mexican have a kid?
A burnt burrito.
What'd the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
A black guy and a mexican guy are in the back of a car. Who's driving?
The cop.
w00t w00t
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-18 21:32:11 EDT (#)
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that is disgusting, but you are disgusting so it makes sense.
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-18 20:25:38 EDT (#)
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Q whats the fastest thing in ethiopia?
A a chicken
Q whats the second fastest thing?
A an ethiopian
"Im not racist.....some of my best blacks are friends"
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-04-18 20:24:34 EDT (#)
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I hate people who say: "Now I'm not a racist, but..." and then they say something really racist! They bug the hell out of me! Why do they do this?!
Submitted by Scythe (user info) at 2003-04-18 20:17:25 EDT (#)
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Q: What is 10 inches long, smooth and white?
A: Nothing.
Q: What did the Nazi say to the black jew?
A: To the back of the oven!!!!
Q: What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
Q: What is the child of a Vietnamese and a Black called?
A: A Vinegar.
"Some people say i'm racist, but i'm not.... i think everyone should own at least 2 blacks."