Going to start a Jihad? Your gonna need this! (653 hits)
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Submitted by <greywolffe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-04-30 02:42:17 EDT
I am balding, and as such I shave my head. Normally it seems like such a chore, and it is also very painful. Usually by the time I am done, I am covered in nicks and cuts, and almost 15 minutes has elapsed.
Up until today I have always shaved with a disposable triple bladed razor, always fighting the compulsion to buy into the M3 Power hype. I always believed it all to be nothing more than that, just hype. How is a freaking battery in the handle supposed to make my shave cleaner and more enjoyable? Why would I want to pay $10.00 freaking dollars just for 1 razor? It was all a bunch of crap, for all I cared.
But tonight, while getting ready to shave, I noticed all my razors were dead to the world. I was NOT about to shave my head with an old razor. Been there, done that, covered my head with many small pieces of toilet paper and lived to regret it.
So I went to the store to purchase a razor. It was payday, and a few weeks ago I had heard on the Don and Mike Show that the M3 Power was actually good for you to shave with. It wasnt just an ad or anything, it was mentioned during Buzz Burbanks News and Comment that it was good for shaving with. So I purchased one and very skeptically started to use it.
"My God," I proclaimed! "This is excellent!"
6 minutes later I was done shaving, and I had absolutely no nicks or razor burn. I kind of wished I had more to shave....
But thats another story for another time.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-01 18:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O.k.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-05-01 18:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:44:06 (#)
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Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-30 02:57:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
You're going to misuse the word your many more times in your life. I know. I'm psychic.
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I am psychic also. I forsee you giving a negative rating to people for one spelling error in 1 post. Your an ass.
I guess you were right, ass.
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He didn't say the negative rating was for the one selling error. It was probably a combination of that AND the other reason, the reason everybody else gave it what they did; IT SUCKED. Bad post, bad rating.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-05-01 05:10:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-30 22:21:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
cunt balls shit licker.
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I know the (Tourrettes) feeling
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-05-01 05:09:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-30 22:05:46 (#)
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Next time I cut my toenails, I'm going to write a post about it. Then, I'll probably go get some food - then I'll write a post about THAT.
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sounds like a date!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-30 22:21:49 EDT (#)
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cunt balls shit licker.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-30 22:05:46 EDT (#)
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Next time I cut my toenails, I'm going to write a post about it. Then, I'll probably go get some food - then I'll write a post about THAT.
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-04-30 11:17:46 EDT (#)
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Yeah but just try taking one on a plane...
Oh yeah and THIS!
:P
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-30 07:38:57 EDT (#)
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This is a skidmark in Uber's pants. My God, what a shitty post. Tell Gilette that their advertising campaign on Uber failed and keep on shaving away those layers of skin on your head until you lobotomize yourself.
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:33:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:48:07 (#)
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Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-30 02:43:26 (#)
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Your gonna need this -2 as well!
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Thanks!!
At least you didnt give me a negative rating because of 1 spelling error, you did it because my post sucked, and I know it did. I just felt the need to make a post because it has been a few weeks since I have posted anything, so posted the stupidest thing I could think of. I just thought the silly title would give me a better rating.
Loved the enthusiasm, though!
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I gave you the -2 because your post gobbles cocks for a living and it reads like a fucking commercial AND because there's a spelling error in the ucking title.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:48:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-30 02:43:26 (#)
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Your gonna need this -2 as well!
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Thanks!!
At least you didnt give me a negative rating because of 1 spelling error, you did it because my post sucked, and I know it did. I just felt the need to make a post because it has been a few weeks since I have posted anything, so posted the stupidest thing I could think of. I just thought the silly title would give me a better rating.
Loved the enthusiasm, though!
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:44:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-30 02:57:39 (#)
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You're going to misuse the word your many more times in your life. I know. I'm psychic.
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I am psychic also. I forsee you giving a negative rating to people for one spelling error in 1 post. Your an ass.
I guess you were right, ass.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:19:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-30 03:39:09 (#)
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is this product placement? do you work for gillette?
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Damn, found out.
No, I dont work for gillette, just the thought of shaving my head not being a total chore and almost being enjoyable made me think that if I was a muslim going who was going to be a martyr, I would want to use a M3 Power...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-30 03:39:09 EDT (#)
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is this product placement? do you work for gillette?
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-30 02:57:39 EDT (#)
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You're going to misuse the word your many more times in your life. I know. I'm psychic.
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2005-04-30 02:53:10 EDT (#)
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pay careful attention to the marketing. notice how it doesn't make ANY claims at all? thats because it does NOTHING. The original idea was to send a small electric signal into the skin to make the hair stand on end, bu that didn't work. so they decided that just vibrating the razor would make a difference. it didn't. so, to save face, they decided to just hype the hell out of it.
congratulations, you bought it.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-30 02:49:08 EDT (#)
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I'm too tired to make a witty comment about you molesting a razor. I'll just link http://www.lemonparty.org and get it over with.
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-30 02:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your gonna need this -2 as well!