UberDirectory 4: Revenge of the Uber (2663 hits)
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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2005-04-30 04:54:13 EDT
So, you Uber ladies do know that posting your pictures on the internet is basically making it public domain, right?
For me or others to use and do with them as we please?
Well, its 2:55 AM early Saturday morning and guess what I'm doing to you each and every one of you?
Thats right, you guessed it.
Careful Uber Bitches, you could be next!
User Reviews
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-24 11:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the effort.
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HAHAHA
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the effort.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blargh!
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fucking classy
Submitted by slapsticky (user info) at 2006-09-07 15:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-10 19:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mate, you're supposed to cling-film/laminate it first - that way you can reuse it
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-10 07:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Donitsu, dont be a bitch about this.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-03-10 07:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so true
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehe
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-09 09:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have gone and forgotten what post I was rating. +2 just in case.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooooh my god.
How the hell did I miss this?
How the hell did you draw a tit on me?
This is too funny
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-09 07:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for going through the effort to post this.
You sick fuck!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck anybody who doesn't find this hysterical.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-05-03 05:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaaaahhh!!!!! OK, somebody go do a real one. Now.
Submitted by ToChance (user info) at 2005-05-02 15:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hotness.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-05-02 15:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to help!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-05-02 15:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Congratulations, you produce semen.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-05-02 15:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love it that there's a generous portion of splooge on the Jawsome One...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-05-02 15:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAH!!!! So many people said they would (and do) do this, but you actually did it?! Too funny... in a disgusting, pathetic, perverted, twisted sort of way.
The fact that Fetish's pic is on there makes it even funnier.
Thank you for not including my photo on this one.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-02 13:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG I just noticed Eric Rice's pic on your beat off page.......
WHAT THE FUCK!!!! FFFRRREEEAAAAKKK!
Submitted by Ferretnose (user info) at 2005-05-02 13:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, man. In about an hour i'll feel like a glazed donut. You got me good.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-05-02 13:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-02 10:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I geuss its better than jizzing on a hippo
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-05-02 10:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the first list that i'm glad i didn't make...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-02 10:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude - did you draw a right tit on Manda??
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-05-01 19:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your ejaculate looks like clear honey.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-05-01 14:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 21:31:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
what kind of a man do you take me for?
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A hot one whose abs still live on my wallpaper from time to time. *drool*
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-05-01 14:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not sure how to feel about this...
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-05-01 06:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-30 23:14:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
I dunno... as I recall, I haven't taken you yet...
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 21:31:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
what kind of a man do you take me for?
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hahaha, kinky.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-30 23:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I dunno... as I recall, I haven't taken you yet...
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 21:31:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
what kind of a man do you take me for?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 21:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-30 21:29:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, Donovan... I wasn't even IN the last uberdirectory! But considering some of the pics you've got of me, I'm glad you chose that one. It's the only one that won't get me in trouble with The Boyfriend.
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Thats right, I got that one from your red head luvvins post.
And I'm not going to be a rude dick and post some of "the others", what kind of a man do you take me for?
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-04-30 21:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
eric rice, PWNED.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-30 21:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, Donovan... I wasn't even IN the last uberdirectory! But considering some of the pics you've got of me, I'm glad you chose that one. It's the only one that won't get me in trouble with The Boyfriend.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 21:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-30 20:42:39 (#)
Ranking: 1
WoooooHOOOOOO!
I'm not on it! He he he ...
K.. I thought it was funny.
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I only took pictures from the last UberDirectory. I doubt many people would take this seriously anyhow. If someones been on Uber for a couple months now and stuck around, this kind of thing shouldnt really affect them.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-04-30 20:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WoooooHOOOOOO!
I'm not on it! He he he ...
K.. I thought it was funny.
Submitted by Zombie_Reagan (user info) at 2005-04-30 20:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
deviant
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-04-30 18:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is Rice's fantasy.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-04-30 18:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mom?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 16:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-30 15:49:20 (#)
Ranking: 1
Dammit, Donovan. You got it in my hair! And my eye! Ooohhh! Owwwww! It burns, it burns!!!!
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And even with it in your hair you still give me that sultry look you know I love!! GAH!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-30 16:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These pages of photos disturb me. They look like a serial killer's victims. Kinda like that http://www.crimelibrary.com/graphics/photos/serial_killers/weird/robert_hansen/7-1Hansens-victims.jpg
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-04-30 16:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's pretty skanky. I bet you'll treasure these pics for years to cum.
http://artpad.art.com/?ifrzn91l1vtc
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-04-30 16:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:57:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahahaha. ERIC RICE GOT THE MONEY SHOT
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-30 16:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cookie, quit being an online slore, i swear to god...
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-04-30 15:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dammit, Donovan. You got it in my hair! And my eye! Ooohhh! Owwwww! It burns, it burns!!!!
You'll get banned for posting as Donitsu, not for cumming on all our faces.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-04-30 15:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Avale, salope.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-04-30 15:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It said last reviewed by Avals on the front page, which made me chuckle.
His name means "Swallow" at the imperative form.
IHAKF is a martyr.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-04-30 15:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't even begin to describe how wrong this is. I'm glad I'm a guy...
Why the fuck am I giving this a positive?!
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-04-30 15:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's scary man. Auto -2 for scaring me.
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2005-04-30 13:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wrong wrong wrong.
But funny.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 13:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-04-30 12:58:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA!
I proudly located my face.
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hahaha, that'a girl.
Submitted by absolutes (user info) at 2005-04-30 12:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA!
I proudly located my face.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-30 12:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and have a nice ban!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-04-30 12:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that semen I see all over the first picture?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 12:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-30 11:01:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
The sad things is ... this post is supposed to be funny...A joke.... BUT: There are some losers out there who have probably done this.
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Oh I doubt there are guys deranged enough to have done this before. Let me tell you, it was hard to masturbate while containing laughter....
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-04-30 11:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 11:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-30 09:49:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Adam, speechless?
Thats a first. haha
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-30 11:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-30 11:04:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-30 10:40:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely there is a law against this? Made me laugh, is that a tit I can see one of those pictures?
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Yeah, his name is Eric D. Rice.
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I almost stooped to that joke, then I thought nah I'll let someon else have it :P
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-30 11:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-30 10:40:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely there is a law against this? Made me laugh, is that a tit I can see one of those pictures?
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Yeah, his name is Eric D. Rice.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-04-30 11:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The sad things is ... this post is supposed to be funny...A joke.... BUT: There are some losers out there who have probably done this.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-04-30 10:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Surely there is a law against this? Made me laugh, is that a tit I can see one of those pictures?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-04-30 10:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This has got to be some darn good fucking genius posting.
Effort put in (both in the preparation and the...execution of the...idea), which is good. Have a +2 for making me laugh.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-04-30 09:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by clumeister (user info) at 2005-04-30 09:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoah...
And I thought I was a cumplsive mastubator...
guess I'm not the only one :P
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-04-30 07:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-04-30 06:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I...Fetish...that is just so WRONG.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-04-30 06:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"He wore a pink shirt to....."
"No, he didn't?"
"And he......................"
"No, he didn't?"
"OK, we're done here Mr......"
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-04-30 06:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
AWESOMENESS
HILARIOUS
Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-04-30 06:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Gross. Thank God I didn't submit my picture.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just try to not imagine the taste, shandy.
Thats what I do.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:56:06 (#)
Ranking: 1
Shandy?
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come come wiggles, you know i prefer to capture the live action shot, not just the aftermath
funny, looking at someone else's jiz makes me feel a bit quesy. very different to looking at one's own.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yuck.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have used the Boobs of Uber as well.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay now, this is hilarious.
I mean, everybody has thought about somebody posting this, but nobody ever considered doing it.
And this was just great:
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:59:46 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had thought of that. I wouldn't have so many streaks and stains on my monitor.
Submitted by Santa_Claus_ (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:13:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Assumming he even sees this, and assumming he even cares, a day or two perhaps.
You tend to be a positive contributer, and blah blah blah, let me quit sucking your dick.
I knew that pink shirt was a bad idea.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there will be crying and emailing of BartBart over this.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-04-30 05:00:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:57:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahahaha. ERIC RICE GOT THE MONEY SHOT
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I SAID the "Uber Bitches"
Who'd you think I was refering to?
ps. I didnt know this was a banable offence, I thought creating new accounts to imitate users was. How long am I looking at?
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had thought of that. I wouldn't have so many streaks and stains on my monitor.
Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahahahahaha. ERIC RICE GOT THE MONEY SHOT
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
been nice knowing you.
See you after the ban
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-04-30 04:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shandy?