Drink_ddt problem: A solution (1188 hits)
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Submitted by brian Evans <the_big_brioski.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-18 13:55:40 EDT
Sing to the tune of The Simpsons Tree house of horror episode with the 40 foot tall advertisments come to life, "Monsteritus Song"
Are you suffering from Drink_ddt-itus? then just take a listen.
If you want to get rid of Drink_ddt
Cause he's got some obsession about taking a pee
Its got Paul Anka's guaranteeeeeee!!!! (Guarantee void in Tennesse)
Just don't look!
Just don't look!
Just don't look!
Just don't look!
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Just ignore the fucker. Nobody reply to his posts, nobody reply to his comments. Every millisecond that you spend typing letters to him just fuel's his desire to be payed attention to.
(Hint* this works for other assholes too)
User Reviews
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:56:50 EDT (#)
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Chitolatte,
I, for one, don't appreciate you grouping me with you by way of the fact that you keep saying "we" and "our" when referring to "conversations." You don't "converse" with people like me, Michelle, Hidden, Street, Hendrix, Tina, Razor blah blah etc. etc., you simply throw out short, nasty, cynical, condescending and baseless remarks that only you laugh at - coming off as a miserable person who enjoys "trying" to put people down for the sheer pleasure you get from it, and I've seen you do it to almost all of the submissions on Uber - (except drink_ddt's, for the most part, because you're too busy licking his ass). The only person you should be grouping yourself with IS ddt - because IMHO - you two are peas in a pod.
Loren
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:37:36 EDT (#)
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Colby what? How old is he? What high school did he go to? I knew a couple of Colbys.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:26:42 EDT (#)
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i know a boy named colby from amarillo.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:19:52 EDT (#)
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"Tina is probably not coming back here."
hey, thanks alot drink. when did you say you'd be in St. Louis again? wanna go get a cup of coffee sometime? hey, maybe i could even meet your family. that would be great. it would give me a chance to SLAP THE DOGSHIT out of your bitch of a mother, for birthing you. then, maybe i'll fuck her up the ass. how 'bout it?
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:11:49 EDT (#)
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Aah sweet internet indeed.lol, I am going for a smoke break. (Yeah, I know I was supposed to quit but can't help it. I love nicotine)
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:07:01 EDT (#)
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I just did a shitload of homework this weekend. Homework, homework, homework...it never ends! I can't do homework at work, because it doesn't look like I'm doing work stuff. I can, however, be totally counterproductive and surf the internet all day. Ahhh...sweet internet.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-21 10:04:06 EDT (#)
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Yeah. I am still a bit hungover. I went home to Amarillo and my brother and I went to the bar for his birthday, I didn't know what was going on by the end of the night. How about you?
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-21 09:58:31 EDT (#)
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Same boring shit. Sitting at work reading uber. Today is actually the first day in a while that I've been able to dedicate to ubering.
Have a good weekend?
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-21 09:49:47 EDT (#)
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Hey, what's up Jason?
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-21 09:46:36 EDT (#)
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"woot woot"
What?
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-21 09:42:57 EDT (#)
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Oh, and btw, Tina is probably not coming back here, atleast not for awhile. If Tina, ddt, and I lived in the same city and he talked to her in the same manner that he has here, I would beat the living shit out of him and sent him to a hospital. Some things are innapropriate to talk about, even over the internet.Picture him saying that to your mom, little sister, cousin, girlfriend, or daughter. I don't think it would matter if he said it live or in an internet forum. Being an asshole in jest is one thing, talking shit to a 19 year old girl because she is a virgin is ridiculous and uncalled for. I am more than willing to drop it, so I think this will be my last reply to anything ddt says.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-04-21 09:35:07 EDT (#)
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Hey Chip, when are you gonna take ddt's cock out of your asshole. So, we know you think he is funny great, now stop sucking him off. It is just making his ego bigger.
Submitted by Istaros <archon_templar.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-04-19 04:41:15 EDT (#)
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"Yes, he does have every right to post crap. I have every right to look away and ignore it. I could do that, but you see, he went and made it personal by naming me in his post."
And you take it personally? Fucking genius.
"No one here is singling him out for abuse or ridicule. We all got the trial by fire in the beginning. Some of us wanted to have our opinions respected or at the very least looked at seriously, so we respected the site and it's users. In turn we try our damnedest to look out for trouble and squash it if possible."
Hail, the conquering hero! Bad guys, bank robbers, and evil-doers had better watch out, for here comes Justice League-Xtreme 2003!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-18 23:31:49 EDT (#)
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PAS- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND I TOTALLY AGREE WITH MICHELLE ON THIS ONE.
I'M DRUNK
holy shit, i didn't even realize i was typing in caps.
i'm drunk.
......bigtime
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 19:19:24 EDT (#)
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nah. i've got plenty to say. woot woot
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-18 18:46:59 EDT (#)
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 18:16:15 EDT (#)
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i actually didn't ask a question. i never did. it was a statement. do you know what "rhetorical" means? do you know what "question" means? questions are usually asking something. i had a statement. several. that still don't seem to get.
ya "fucktard"
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 18:10:47 EDT (#)
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what the hell is a fucktard? sounds like something a "fucktard" might invent
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-04-18 17:35:33 EDT (#)
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You want yet another answer to your rhetorical, barely formed, question? Okay, YES. Yes the only reason he is getting receiving attention is because we are giving him attention. I got ya. You are one observant little shit aren't you? Good Job.
Fucktard
Michelle
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 17:22:38 EDT (#)
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you still don't seem to answer what I was arguing in the first place. THE ONLY REASON HE IS GETTING ATTENTION IS BECAUSE WE GIVE IT TO HIM. that is all i'm saying. THAT'S IT. nothing more. nothing more. nothing more.
DUMBASS
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-04-18 17:20:15 EDT (#)
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.....and a new scape goat emerges.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-04-18 17:09:49 EDT (#)
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Is this the rest of the paragraph that you think will help justify the absurdity of saying maybe ddt isn't the problem, but that everyone else is? Well ok, here ya go slugger!
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he's just posting with the same right that everyone else is, but everyone else is the one making the huge fucking deal about it. ddt is just being himself and posting, and everyone else is calling him the asshole fuck cunt bitch dick etc. ever think about that?
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Yes, he does have every right to post crap. I have every right to look away and ignore it. I could do that, but you see, he went and made it personal by naming me in his post. Not only that but couldn't take the time to find out who I am or even what gender I am.
No one here is singling him out for abuse or ridicule. We all got the trial by fire in the beginning. Some of us wanted to have our opinions respected or at the very least looked at seriously, so we respected the site and it's users. In turn we try our damnedest to look out for trouble and squash it if possible. If that is hard to live with then leave. Everyone enjoys critisizing everyone else. Hell, I love to point out the faults of others, but to personalize an attack against one person like ddt has done is beyond the line. Tina hasn't ever even posted anything. He had to look through every thread and pick her reviews out to assault. That is a problem. We are just pointing that out. Ad nauseum.
Dumbass!
Michelle
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 16:46:47 EDT (#)
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also, you didn't copy and paste the entire paragraph, which put that phrase into context. do you understand what that means? hmmm?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 16:44:16 EDT (#)
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it's our fault that we've risen him up so high. You can't get attention without everybody else. "Retard". I won't call names. Instead, I'll point out that I think you may be missing my point. It's not "our" fault about what he posts, but it is "our" fault when we get offended and give him all the attention. Again = i think his posts are funny, and he 'deserves' attention. But on the other hand, if you're in the party that hates him, partly the reason he dominates so many topics is because he dominates so many topics that WE talk about.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-04-18 16:38:47 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, that is the funniest thing I've heard in a week Loren.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-04-18 16:23:33 EDT (#)
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This has got to be the most absurd thing I have read all day:
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:08:33 (#)
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hmmm another thought. ddt isn't the problem. everyone else is.
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Yeah, that's it. We were all just sitting around, not sure what to say or how to say it until ddt cam along. We were seriously stupid and didn't even know it! Thank God ddt came along to show us the error of our ways. Now that we know this we can get moving right along; posting crap about how shitty everyone else is, ragging on every possible grouping of other humans ('cuz it's so fucking funny!), never communicating a valid thought or fact based opinion about anything more relevent than the failings of each other. It will be glorious! Selfish fucktard replies that go no deeper than grade school taunts. I can't wait! I'm surprised that no one has pointed out our problem before!
Dumbass!
Michelle
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 16:19:12 EDT (#)
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first off, see my respone in Tina Get's fucked or whatever. Second, I don't mean that everyone else is a retard. I mean that everyone else has focused on ddt, including myself, instead of ignoring him, if that's what people wants everyone else to do.
Submitted by Scythe (user info) at 2003-04-18 16:07:28 EDT (#)
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"(Hint* this works for other assholes too)"
Hahh
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-18 15:51:15 EDT (#)
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I'll take this route, Brian. It's a good idea, one can only hope it works.
Shitolatte - "ddt isn't the problem. everyone else is"
If that's truly how you feel, why do I see your reviews on every single post? Find a child-porn chat room or something instead of Ubersite, you miserable, depressed, nasty, negative fucktard.
Loren
Submitted by Snipa at 2003-04-18 15:05:29 EDT (#)
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Why eat cookies when you could eat.....BROWNIES
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:23:41 EDT (#)
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i think that's the exact same thought I've had since the whole thing started, but haven't been able to articulate. amen immure.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:23:14 EDT (#)
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Hey I'll eat any type of cookies. I love cookies. Just call me the fucking cookie monster.
Cookie in korean is pronounced "kwa-ja".
Kwa-ja ju ship shio.
Submitted by Immure (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
drink_ddt is just doing it to get a reaction (possibly some comments are justified)AND IT IS WORKING!
Who cares what he says. It keeps me entertained at work. I laugh. I insult back. I laugh again. Who cares?
I don't. DDT INSULT AWAY! just make it funny.
Anyone who's feelings get hurt becasue of something said about them by a person they don't know and never met has better get their self-esteem in check.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:15:47 EDT (#)
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yet another thought...i'm not defending ddt, because i do'nt care about him any more than i care about anyone else on this site. i just think all the 'controversy' that has evolved around him, and pointing out a fact that should be obvious, but maybe isnt.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:14:29 EDT (#)
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that's a good idea. everyone likes cookies. chocolate CHIP okay ddt? ahahahaha..ha
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:12:49 EDT (#)
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chipolatte, maybe you should make him some cookies like Tina did for Derek.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 14:08:33 EDT (#)
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hmmm another thought. ddt isn't the problem. everyone else is. he's just posting with the same right that everyone else is, but everyone else is the one making the huge fucking deal about it. ddt is just being himself and posting, and everyone else is calling him the asshole fuck cunt bitch dick etc. ever think about that?
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-04-18 13:59:57 EDT (#)
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posting stuff about a person while saying to NOT post stuff about that same person...that's hysterical
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-04-18 13:58:46 EDT (#)
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GOOD GOD WILL YOU NEVER GET OVER YOUR HYPOCRITICAL POSTS?!?
If you people REALLY AND I MEAN REALLY, (No really it cannot be overstated here) REALY want him to go away, the SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIM.
Good God...
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-04-18 13:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you don't reply to this comment, its because my cock is in your mouth.