How To: Non-surgically enhance your penis (972 hits)
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Submitted by How To (View user info) at 2005-05-02 08:07:44 EDT
The following is a How To guide, and is to be used for educational purposes only. In this case, it could also be used as an informative explanation as to how somebody would go about beatifying their cock and balls.
1. Visit a ToysRUs and buy a Mr. Potato Head Activity Playset.
2. Discard all packaging and potato body.
3. Proceed to file down the pieces' plastic bolts with something that is or something that looks like a file.
4. Insert the pieces into your cock and balls as shown below on the "exemplar dildo". Please be aware that dildos DO NOT bleed.
NOTE: Mr Scrotato Head™ may not be used in any unauthorized street or theatre performances. Anyone caught displaying Mr Scrotato Head™ unlicensed will be forced to pay royalty arrears and I will stab their mother with a rusty cock. In her pussy!
User Reviews
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-05-03 04:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus +10 billion. Comedy gold.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-05-02 21:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know all about penises. I'm sure you've seen enough of them...and had you lips around the rest of them.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:23:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
THE TITLE IS SELF EXPLANATORY FUCKWIT!
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:21:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW FUCKWIT!
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HAHA
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go fuck yourself, you little bitch.
+2
Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THE TITLE IS SELF EXPLANATORY FUCKWIT!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW FUCKWIT!
Submitted by howto (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by joefu007 (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:06:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't laugh even a little. Penis humor is so juvenile.
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Juvenile? Please. You say that to ALL the children you molest.
Submitted by joefu007 (user info) at 2005-05-02 11:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't laugh even a little. Penis humor is so juvenile.
Submitted by R.P.McMurphy (user info) at 2005-05-02 10:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey, it's a great idea! although you did not address the pain involved... ehhh, i guess it's kind of a no brainer that this will be done when one is drunk and not feeling much pain.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-05-02 10:06:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by mxc_jwebber (user info) at 2005-05-02 09:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Frap wishes he had a Mr. Scrotato Head to play with.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-05-02 08:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this HOW TO dude!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-02 08:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the gift... pity you're a tool.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-05-02 08:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scrotato head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-05-02 08:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
scrotato head..............
Im dying ova here!